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Topic: why the fuck are cereal boxes so loud?
started by: Spydir

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 29 2001,02:39

I'm serious. I mean, the bags inside the box that has all the cereal. Why are they so loud? The tin ones aren't that bad, but the plastic ones are always so damned loud...

on a slightly more serious topic, why does everyone keep thinking I'm not feeling good? I dunno if it's just my sister, but every time I cough she freaks out thinking I'm gonna die or something. Then my parents think I'm mad all the time or something, but that's making me mad so when they bring it up of course I seem mad. I'm not getting on the "I'm a teenager and I know better then everyone!" platform, I'm just pissed everyone thinks something's wrong with me.

So yeah... fuck off you sons of bitches.

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Posted by KL1NK on Jul. 29 2001,02:52

Don't you hate pants?

Posted by DeadAnztac on Jul. 29 2001,02:58

"I'm not wearing any pants! I had pants once, but they got a hole in them and now I'm not wearing any!"
~Jay Shermans Dad

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 29 2001,03:23

I AM KING OF NO PANTS!!!

Or something. Don't reat pa that much...

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Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 29 2001,03:26

quote:
Originally posted by Spydir:
I'm serious. I mean, the bags inside the box that has all the cereal. Why are they so loud? The tin ones aren't that bad, but the plastic ones are always so damned loud...

No shit, I get up to have some cereal at 0300 and everyone in a fucking ten mile radius wakes up. Nuclear cereal noise..

quote:
Originally posted by KL1NK and Homer:
Hey Krusty, don't you hate pants?

Canyonaro...

edit: fucking UBB..
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
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This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on July 29, 2001 at 10:30 PM

Posted by KL1NK on Jul. 29 2001,03:26

"I hope he tells us to burn our pants.. these things are driving me nuts!" --Homer

Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 29 2001,09:34

The cereals are so loud in order to wake people like me up at 0600 for school... and in order to make sure my dog stands next to me begging for food within 3 seconds of my opening the cereal box. Does it surprise anyone that I turned towards other stuff for breakfast?

Pants... mmmh... guys, don't wear pants. Then, make up a new post your pantless picture thread!

This message has been edited by LiNeY on July 30, 2001 at 04:34 AM

Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 29 2001,13:22

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Pants... mmmh... guys, don't wear pants. Then, make up a new post your pantless picture thread!

First your < I want a boy toy! > thread, and now this? You need good sex - badly.

/me doesn't eat breakfast on a regular basis - working at 8:30am does that to you

Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 29 2001,14:21

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
First your < I want a boy toy! > thread, and now this? You need good sex - badly.
/me doesn't eat breakfast on a regular basis - working at 8:30am does that to you

Finally someone who can read my signs... Man you name it! lol

I have school at 7:40am, and I still eat breakfast, not really much though. The only good thing about those early mornings is to be brought some coffee while still lying in bed... I love that.

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Posted by Spydir on Jul. 29 2001,18:06

"I'm a cereal killa, it's a bad habbit. I killed tony the tiger, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit!" -- Some ICP song... thing it was on amazing jeckel brothers... I need some caffine...

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Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 29 2001,19:21

Liney needs good sex.... like I need good sex.

but htat doesnt mean i want to have sex with her.

wait... that sounds weird....

!!!
i just got Radiohead tickets off eBay.... WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

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Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 29 2001,20:17

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
Liney needs good sex.... like [b]I need good sex.
but htat doesnt mean i want to have sex with her.
wait... that sounds weird....
!!!
[/B]

Oh well boy... you just don't know what you're missing!

But that doesn't mean that I want to have sex with you...

wait... that sounds weird...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 29 2001,20:27

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
Liney needs good sex.... like [b]I need good sex.
but htat doesnt mean i want to have sex with her.
[/B]

he dont speak for all of us

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Posted by Tattered on Jul. 29 2001,23:45

I want to have sex with everyone.
wait.. that sounds weird.

Posted by jiggyfresh on Jul. 30 2001,05:28

so you know if theres a cereal killer in your house..ha ha ha

Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 30 2001,12:58

Tattered - no. LiNeY - yes.

Too bad I'm stuck in Canada.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 30 2001,20:45

if i was american i'd probably be expected to say somethig like "too bad you're canadian"

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Posted by Greasemonk on Jul. 31 2001,12:35

OK, why the fuck are cereal boxes loud???? Comon now. WHY THE FUCK IS 16 OUNCES OF CEREAL 5 FUCKING DOLLARS???? Im not overweight but I would tend to think a regular size person can finish off a box at one sitting. I guess the best thing to do is buy the damn SUPER DEAL shitz and get a little more cereal. ALSO WHY DONT THE FUCKERS FILL THE BAGS UP ALL THE WAY??? SAME GOES FOR CHIPS, I OPENED A BAG OF UTZ AND THE SHIT WAS HALF EMPTY!!!

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Posted by Spydir on Aug. 01 2001,05:36

Greasemonk - It's a conspircy man!!

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Posted by The_Stomper on Aug. 01 2001,16:42

(grabs Spydir and pulls him into dark alleyway)

You FOOL! You'll blow all our covers! Or have they gotten to you too?

(darts around nervously)

We're through the looking glass now, people ...

Posted by solid on Aug. 01 2001,22:45

What's that plastic bag made out of, anyways? I mean that's the source of the noise, and it looks like cardboard, melted, and dissolved in plastic.

Edit: Wait, you can't melt cardboard.. seriously what's it made out of?

This message has been edited by solid on August 02, 2001 at 05:46 PM

Posted by miNus on Aug. 02 2001,23:58

Umm... plastic?

Posted by masher on Aug. 03 2001,17:10

quote:
Originally posted by solid:

Edit: Wait, you can't melt cardboard.. seriously what's it made out of?

Carbon.

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Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 03 2001,19:24

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Oh well boy... you just don't know what you're missing!

/me chuckles.

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