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Topic: rip kuru a new one!
started by: kuru

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 28 2001,18:14

quote:
Posted by Kuru:
i guess mr. nuclear physicist never took high school chemistry.

quote:
Posted by Kuru:
no, but with your track record, i'm trying to bring it to a level low enough for you to understand.

/me whimpers and hides in a corner

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 28 2001,18:18

*wanders into room...

"ahh not here too! just leave me be i cant take no more crossfire."

*jumps into monster truck and out through adjacent wall and proceeds to crush many cars ... just for fun hehe

Posted by kuru on Jan. 28 2001,18:41

c'mon jim. tell me how you really feel.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by solid on Jan. 29 2001,02:45

/me stands out in the clear.

what?...

/me listens to the silence

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing...

hello? (echo)*hello.. ello.. llo.. lo ..o.. *

riiiiiiiiiicolaaaaa! riiiiiicolaaaa!

eheheh sorry. hahahaha.. rofl
/me gets back to hiding

Posted by kuru on Jan. 29 2001,03:13

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by kuru on Jan. 29 2001,05:50

have at it jim

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by jim on Jan. 29 2001,05:57

No fun here.

It's only fun you turn a topic into a worship kuru thread. Or when you make comments either directly or indirectly about other women in order to draw attension back to yourself.

quote:
Posted by kuru:
kuru sees heath and uses both feet to push ch1ckie's skinny butt off of her. she grabs heath and takes him to her jacuzzi to wash off all the butter and ...

Or the way you can in the middle of a thread casually bring up naked pictures of yourself in order to re-gain control of a conversation...

You are truely something else.....

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This message has been edited by jim on January 29, 2001 at 12:58 PM

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 29 2001,06:11

Can't remember the quote or it's origin exactly but it's something like:
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

Did someone not get much attention in the past 24 hours perhaps?

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 29 2001,18:12

kuru thinks she's all high and mighty cuz everyone bows down to her.

stop being such a...oh no i'm going to say it...bamma!

Posted by kuru on Jan. 29 2001,19:17

hey catknight, thanks for keepin me informed on my thoughts there dude. i have so many of 'em i can't keep track.

does anybody else here really like mozzerella cheese?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by solid on Jan. 29 2001,19:22

mozzorella is pretty good.. catknight.. blows down to .. oh! i thought.. i wished.. well anyhow- i need to get my hormone control medicine.. be back...

Posted by cr0bar on Jan. 29 2001,20:03

mozzarella

Posted by kai on Jan. 29 2001,21:05

edit- um yeah

This message has been edited by kai on January 30, 2001 at 04:10 PM

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 29 2001,21:58

guh?

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 29 2001,22:12

ah cr0's just trying some cheap tactics to build up his number of posts

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Posted by StanVanDam on Jan. 30 2001,05:11

all hail Kuru, all hail Kuru

err...ummm...so...whatsup? My exams are over. Irrelevant to the purpose of this thread, yes, but what the hell.

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 30 2001,10:55

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
kuru thinks she's all high and mighty cuz everyone bows down to her.

I dont bow down to her...

but i would spend time on my knees for her

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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 30 2001,12:21

f00 u realize u just essentially said:

"I don't bow down to her, I kneel down before her"

=same thing

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 30 2001,13:23

Think oral and sex.
*Ka-ching - the penny drops for Catnight.*

Shit no-one appreciates innuendo anymore.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 30 2001,14:08

Britain's the home country of innuendo and toilet humour.

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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 30 2001,14:42

idiot that's what i meant

and to think YOU said no one appreciates inuendo...jeez

This message has been edited by CatKnight on January 31, 2001 at 09:43 AM

Posted by kuru on Jan. 30 2001,14:55

thanks, wolfguard.

i guess you must be one of those 13 year olds that jim keeps talking about?

but since you're not, i'd love to have a beer with ya someitme, no kneeling required.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 30 2001,15:06

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
thanks, wolfguard.
i guess you must be one of those 13 year olds that jim keeps talking about?
but since you're not, i'd love to have a beer with ya someitme, no kneeling required.

hehe, flip those numbers and you would still be 4 short

No kneeling? That would totaly depend on the amount of beer had

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 30 2001,15:09

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
f00 u realize u just essentially said:
"I don't bow down to her, I kneel down before her"
=same thing

tis not the same thing.
you ever try to go down on a standing chick while bending from the waist? Much easier while on your knees

yes Kuru, i know, you told me before, you have a problem standing while cumming. Thats part of the fun.

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Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 30 2001,17:38

Like he needs to.

Back to the topic: Why do you need a new one ripped Kuru? What happened to the old one? Ripping sounds painful. *offers vaseline*

Posted by kuru on Jan. 31 2001,05:12

aw, wolf, you flatter me. i'd hang out with ya anyway, you know.

no need to lick me, i'm happy to drink beer and watch hockey.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by aventari on Jan. 31 2001,05:46

goddamnit, I thought this was the 'rip kuru a new one' thread.

Instead it has turned into yet another 'we worship kuru' thread.

Take your rampaging libidos to the sex forums, before i stomp mudholes in yo asses.

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"If God had meant for us to use the metric system, we would have been born with ten fingers and ten toes."

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 31 2001,05:46

my statement wasn't literal. my point was that you all want to get down with kuru, one way or another

Posted by solid on Feb. 01 2001,02:24

i dun wanna get down with kuru, i wanna get down with someone like laetitia casta or heidi klum.. or something

Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,03:15

it seems to be a lot harder to get people to yell at me than i thought.

hmm.

though i guess i kinda like bein a chick that guys wanna hang out with. that's hang out with, not fuck. before someone misinterprets. again.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by WillyPete on Feb. 01 2001,07:21

....and there you go thinking we even wanted to hang out with you!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. You had that 'Kick me' sign on your back again.)

Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,07:56

ah well. i'll stick to receiving incoming flames then

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by WillyPete on Feb. 01 2001,10:32

As requested:

Posted by solid on Feb. 01 2001,23:24

i WAS joking you know

kuru its just nice to have a girl here who can share some stuff too. aside from the other 2, but its still a rare thing you know

Posted by kuru on Feb. 02 2001,21:49

it's all good. i just read the new news post.....so.

* kuru scoots a bit closer to the male side of the forum.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by kuru on Feb. 03 2001,20:23

doesn't it SUCK that i work thursday nights.

so um, are you jim or joanne?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Spydir Web on Feb. 04 2001,00:39

oh come on kuru, be nice to the guy... you know the correct answer to that question...

he's both

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Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 04 2001,05:36

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
aw, wolf, you flatter me. i'd hang out with ya anyway, you know.
no need to lick me, i'm happy to drink beer and watch hockey.

Ye Old Ale House on any thursday night. Its in philly on the blvd (rt1) and red lion road. Just ask for Jim and Joanne and they will point you in the right direction.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 04 2001,09:52

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
doesn't it SUCK that i work thursday nights.
so um, are you jim or joanne?

Im the jim of jim and joanne

We are there saturday nights to. Well most of them.

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This message has been edited by Wolfguard on February 05, 2001 at 04:54 AM

Posted by kuru on Feb. 04 2001,10:16

so if i showed up, would you fall to your knees and sniff my crotch in greeting?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 04 2001,12:02

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
so if i showed up, would you fall to your knees and sniff my crotch in greeting?

depends on what time you got there and how far into the JD i was

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Posted by kuru on Feb. 04 2001,12:17

askheaves might have just the slightest problem with that

would a handshake and a hug be ok?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 06 2001,09:58

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
askheaves might have just the slightest problem with that
would a handshake and a hug be ok?

That would work just fine

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Posted by kuru on Feb. 07 2001,09:06

/me thinks about the possibilities of just *bringing* askheaves.

there'd be a lot less tension on this board if everybody got together for a beer.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 07 2001,10:35

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
/me thinks about the possibilities of just *bringing* askheaves.
there'd be a lot less tension on this board if everybody got together for a beer.

That would be cool! Get his butt on a plane...make that all of his parts on a plane and get him to the bar!

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