i also have a subscription to < www.mpegsnow.com > hehe.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx

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"All is number" - Pythagoras

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This is the goddamn lamest "porn" thread I've seen in my entire life. All these posts, and yet nobody has posted any pictures at all. Pretty weak, kids.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx

i wish i could post mpegs

This message has been edited by CatKnight on January 28, 2001 at 04:46 PM

< right there > and tell me i haven't done my part for the porno crusade.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

really you should be ashamed of yourself.

pervert.

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Ah screw it.
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ICEGAMING.COM

quote:

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i am my own pr0n.

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man, you dudes are never gettin access to kuru-cam

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i don't need pictures... i am a female body

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dude, read my post on how to give oral. ok.
right there and tell me i haven't done my part for the porno crusade.

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kuru,

Shut the fuck up!

Do you really have to be such a whore all the time?

You made 4 fucking posts about yourself, nobody replied to you. Most of us are tired of your slutty ass!

Get a life!

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on January 29, 2001 at 10:45 AM

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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*This post has been thoroughly checked by highly trained professionals and has been found to be free of alcohol or any other mind altering substance*

quote:

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Originally posted by Bozeman:
I feel a flame war coming on...

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That's funny... I feel a flame whore coming on...

All bow to the sexual goddess kuru!

Come on K! Let's hear again about your big titties, shaved pussy, and your many sexual encounters with god knows how many men.

askheeves, I feel for you.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

quote:

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
woah someone got butt fucked today.
hey i know i get pissed off at her but thats no reason to call her a slut. shes a girl she just likes the attention and hey why not.

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I'm sure it's not. And some may say to ignore her posts. Those that would say that, should follow thier own advice and ignore mine.

Everytime I have to come across a kuru fuck thread, I will be sure to add my opinion.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

the hilarious reactions of a ranting lunatic who has had FOUR TIMES the number of sexual partners i have. he's got the nerve to call me a slut.

so predictable. so very predictable.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
he's got the nerve to call me a slut.

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I'm not the one banging, or offering to bang someone off of the DetNet forums.

Nor do I fuck my friends or have more than one sexual partner at a time.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

"Tank i need an exit FAST!"

It was bad enough when i had to see PersonGuy's poo guyser. I had a nightmare about that last night... scary.

*kisses, kuru babe *

hey catknight! my greatest friend ever! wussup dude! hows it hanging.. or is it hangin at all?

i am my own pr0n.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

it ain't hanin' its pokin straight out

who needs pr0n when you have mrs vacuum cleaner

hoover. nobody does it like you.

post the pr0n already jeez.

aha ic0n is getting impatient. i have pr0n mpegs i cant post them .icq me if u want

you want me to post links or pics?

do pix...
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"All is number" - Pythagoras

this is technicaly a rant, becasue I WANT Pr0n!!!!!!!! GIVE ME Pr0n!!!!!! Post it now!

I NEED Pr0n!!!!
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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx

Umm, why don't you just go to < www.picpost.com.... >
Stupid people...

man, you dudes are never gettin access to kuru-cam
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

I have to say:
This is the goddamn lamest "porn" thread I've seen in my entire life. All these posts, and yet nobody has posted any pictures at all. Pretty weak, kids.

i don't need pictures... i am a female body
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

yes this is very lame POST PICS DAMN IT!
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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx

stop reminding us of that grr
i wish i could post mpegs

This message has been edited by CatKnight on January 28, 2001 at 04:46 PM

dude, read my post on how to give oral. ok.
right there and tell me i haven't done my part for the porno crusade.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

well im not posting pics.
try Ampland or if youre into hentai or something AUC

posting pr0n pics is pretty lame. like i mean what is a bunch of colured pixels compared to the picture of heaving womanflesh as descibed by kuru's text?
really you should be ashamed of yourself.

pervert.

you know you really really want to use the img command and make cr0bar censor it...
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Ah screw it.
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ICEGAMING.COM

i'm not a pervert, i'm just loney and pr0n helps me to pass the loney hours in a sexual fantasy. Yes a real woman to share my time with would nice but it doesn't look like that is going to happen anytime soon. And this topic was more of a joke anyway i just get bored.

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i am my own pr0n.
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man, you dudes are never gettin access to kuru-cam
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i don't need pictures... i am a female body
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dude, read my post on how to give oral. ok.
right there and tell me i haven't done my part for the porno crusade.
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kuru,

Shut the fuck up!

Do you really have to be such a whore all the time?

You made 4 fucking posts about yourself, nobody replied to you. Most of us are tired of your slutty ass!

Get a life!

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
Brews and Cues

This message has been edited by jim on January 29, 2001 at 10:45 AM

I feel a flame war coming on...

woah someone got butt fucked today.
hey i know i get pissed off at her but thats no reason to call her a slut. shes a girl she just likes the attention and hey why not.
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*This post has been thoroughly checked by highly trained professionals and has been found to be free of alcohol or any other mind altering substance*

quote:
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Originally posted by Bozeman:
I feel a flame war coming on...
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That's funny... I feel a flame whore coming on...

All bow to the sexual goddess kuru!

Come on K! Let's hear again about your big titties, shaved pussy, and your many sexual encounters with god knows how many men.

askheeves, I feel for you.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
Brews and Cues

quote:
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
woah someone got butt fucked today.
hey i know i get pissed off at her but thats no reason to call her a slut. shes a girl she just likes the attention and hey why not.
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I'm sure it's not. And some may say to ignore her posts. Those that would say that, should follow thier own advice and ignore mine.

Everytime I have to come across a kuru fuck thread, I will be sure to add my opinion.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
Brews and Cues

oh i count on it jim.
the hilarious reactions of a ranting lunatic who has had FOUR TIMES the number of sexual partners i have. he's got the nerve to call me a slut.

so predictable. so very predictable.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

well i sppose shes a big gurl now, she can take care of herself. still dont think should've called her a slut. man women can be damn viscious when you do that. just keep a tranquiliser gun handy man

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hehe left the warning a bit late i think

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Originally posted by kuru:
he's got the nerve to call me a slut.
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I'm not the one banging, or offering to bang someone off of the DetNet forums.

Nor do I fuck my friends or have more than one sexual partner at a time.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
Brews and Cues

*D.K.B dives for cover under a nearby i/o port as flames rush past his head.
"Tank i need an exit FAST!"

/me opens a bag of pop rocks, wraps it around a jolt cola, throws, runs, and dives for cover.

/me sits back and smiles.....
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Somebody post some goddamn titties.

Jim, that wasn't nice..maybe Kuru likes to express herself. Sounds good to a lot of us anyway. Maybe you really should fuck off? I dunno. Just a thought.

ALL OF THAT SHIT AND NO GODDAMN TITTIES. SOMEBODY WHIP OUT SOME GODDAMN TITTIES. I WANNA SEE TITTIES ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND NO GODDAMN PANCAKE TITTIES. WE NEED SOME BIG PERKY, POKE YOUR EYE OUT TITTIES.
JUMPING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST III.

AND StanVanDam
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE.

GODDAMMIT, I JUST SHIT FIRE.

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on January 30, 2001 at 02:02 PM

Ic0n0, if you're too much of a lam0r to find your own pr0n, then why don't you try starting at < The Stile Project > and see where you get from there. Careful what you click, tho'.

<edit>
Oh, and Lam0r_D00d, go take some phreaking Valium and get someone to buy you a Penthouse. We are NOT your Personal Pixel Pimps, get over it.
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--Jynx

We do not make software "releases" -- our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of desginers and quality assurance people in it's wake...

This message has been edited by Jynx on January 30, 2001 at 02:08 PM

... *and waits for jim's skull to implode*

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Estuan interius
ira vehementi

Jynx... That's cool if that what you think. But, kuru ICQed me after that and told me she does it to tease you guys and to piss me off.

No, she didn't use the word tease. She put by saying "I'm just having fun with them." or something like that. And then said she likes to do it just to get a rise out of me.

That's cool.

kai... You fucking rock!

I'd like you to know that you are not alone, but some of the people on here don't feel like getting flamed, or don't want to make enemy's, or whatever.
kuru wasn't the only one who ICQed me yesterday. I got at least 5 people from here telling me they totally agree with me. I'm not sure why they don't tell kuru instead of me, but that's their business.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on January 30, 2001 at 07:23 PM

and no, i dont spank off to her posts, thats stupid. i spank off to pr0n. thats a given.

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Originally posted by kai:
why are you all bitching at jim? am i the only one that agrees?

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I kind of agree, a lot of what Kuru posts is either a valid opinion or informative; that doesn’t bother me in the least, and sometimes it is nice to have a FEMALES impute on something (IE relationship situations).

HOWEVER, it really bugs the shit out of me when she posts shit like:

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man, you dudes are never gettin access to kuru-cam

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Get over it people (some people); she is a real live chick, but that’s no reason to go ape-shit over everything she says.

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Originally posted by Jynx:

jim--you're a moron.

Ic0n0, if you're too much of a lam0r to find your own pr0n, then why don't you try starting at The Stile Projectand see where you get from there.

Oh, and Lam0r_D00d, go take some phreaking Valium and get someone to buy you a Penthouse.

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Ok jynx, eat a dick. Kuru stop telling us how much dick you eat. Jim, more power to you buddy.

If this is a pr0n thread somebody post some pr0n. You dont go to the fucking doctor and tell him shit about your car. GET BACK ON FUCKING SUBJECT AND POST SOME GODDAMN PR0N.

And if you must know the only things that calm me down are hardware and pr0n, neither of which i see here. So jynx you can take your valium and shove it straight up your ass, which im sure you already do.(I hear he really likes things up his ass)

we are all here, having fun, together.

next, the kuru-cam thing was a joke. learn that i am not mean and sarcastic or looking for a response of 'can i see you naked' with every post. i thought of that more on the lines of 'what, and no cake after dinner either?' kind of thing. just a JOKE for crying out loud.

jim's probably the only one here that's fun in that i can push his buttons, but then again the same kind of vibe goes on between me and personguy and that's all in good fun. personguy picks on me, no big deal.

i don't talk about how much dick i eat, but in the *approrpriate* topics, where everybody is discussing how much THEY like oral, i post my opinion too.

and yes, jynx, i did mean that the real thing is better than a bunch of pixels placed in a certain manner.

i didn't come here to try to get 13 year old boys to jack off to what i say, but i don't see much wrong with offering my perspective on the topic being discussed. then jim has to go and hate me for the way other people respond. fine, i don't care. hate me if you want.

what the hell do you want from me anyway? to turn into bea arthur so nobody responds to my posts in some way you don't like?

make like the eagles and get over it.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
first off, when i said 'have fun with them' i meant exactly that.

we are all here, having fun, together.

next, the kuru-cam thing was a joke. learn that i am not mean and sarcastic or looking for a response of 'can i see you naked' with every post. i thought of that more on the lines of 'what, and no cake after dinner either?' kind of thing. just a JOKE for crying out loud.

jim's probably the only one here that's fun in that i can push his buttons, but then again the same kind of vibe goes on between me and personguy and that's all in good fun. personguy picks on me, no big deal.

i don't talk about how much dick i eat, but in the *approrpriate* topics, where everybody is discussing how much THEY like oral, i post my opinion too.

and yes, jynx, i did mean that the real thing is better than a bunch of pixels placed in a certain manner.

i didn't come here to try to get 13 year old boys to jack off to what i say, but i don't see much wrong with offering my perspective on the topic being discussed. then jim has to go and hate me for the way other people respond. fine, i don't care. hate me if you want.

what the hell do you want from me anyway? to turn into bea arthur so nobody responds to my posts in some way you don't like?

make like the eagles and get over it.

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ARE YOU RETARDED? MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY? HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS HAVE THERE BEEN WITHOUT ANY PR0N. ARE YOU DEAF AND I HAVE TO SIGN THIS TO YOU?

POST PR0N HERE.

SHUT UP AND POST SOME FUCKING PR0N. HE DIDNT ASK FOR YOU FUCKING OPINION, HE ASKED FOR PR0N. AND YET HAS ANYBODY TO POST EVEN ASCII PR0N.

THAT VEIN IN THE SIDE OF MY NECK LOOKS LIKE AN ANACONDA RIGHT NOW. SO IM GOING TO POST SOMETHING SO I CAN CALM DOWN.

AHHH. Much better.

Kuru those kinds of posts work in "CHAT ROOMS" with the 13 year olds who have never seen a "SNATCH" befor.

NO MORE OF YOUR INCESSANT CHATTER ABOUT YOUR CUNT OR HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE WITH YOUR CUNT OR HOW YOU TEASE GUYS WITH YOUR CUNT OR HOW WE WILL NEVER SEE YOUR CUNT. JOKES OVER

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on January 31, 2001 at 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by kuru:
and yes, jynx, i did mean that the real thing is better than a bunch of pixels placed in a certain manner.

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Thx, ku, the payoff is in the mail.

--J

<edit: fixed ubb code>

This message has been edited by Jynx on January 31, 2001 at 10:55 AM

members.nbci.com/InfernoTF/TooMuchViagra2.gif

Right back at ya, buddy.

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on January 31, 2001 at 11:13 AM

You are not the only female on this board. kixor, ch1ckie, and the other few that are roaming around here I have no problem with.

It's the way you sit on here and just flirt with everyone like a little ho!!!!

If you are going to go sluttin around with the detneters, do it over ICQ or some other IM, so nobody else has to read the shit!

YOU SUCK!

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by ic0n0 on January 31, 2001 at 03:13 PM

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
i think jim's been seeing things that aren't there again.

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Or not.

Jim was the first one to say "WTF, Ok we get the point. Your a girl. That means you have a snatch and/or tits. Since theres not too many 13 year olds here it doesnt mean much more to us than you sit when you piss. We know all that now. MOVE FUCKING ON."

I myself just ignored the random, off subject shit you posted. And I know Im not alone. So if you want to be different, go be different somewhere else. Cause were all different in the same way here.(notice the inherent irony which is a vehicle for comical delivery)

All we're trying to say is "DROP THIS IM A HOTTIE, I HAVE TITS AND A PUSSY THAT YOU'LL NEVER SEE. BUT OOOOH YOU WANT TO SEE IT, YES YOU DO. OH BUT YOU CANT. BUT YOU WANT TO SEE IT SOME MORE.....BUT OH WAIT...YOU CANT. HE HE HE IM SUCH A TEASE."

We should start a "Who agrees with joe thread".

FUCK

jim et all: due to kuru's ICQ, I retract my earlier statement--OK, you're not a moron. However, I still disagree with you--ain't nuthin' wrong with kuru's posts, in fact it's kinda refreshing to find a female who actually feels comforable with her body image (most of the ones I know, wife included, think incorrectly that they're too fat/ugly).

All that aside, I for one enjoy kuru's posts and point of view, and I'm sure several others share that view. So, if you don't like it, change the channel. Don't try to change the person.

Dark Knight Bob: Uh, I think we need to get TO the pr0n before we can get BACK to it.

--J

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Originally posted by Jynx:
l4m0r_d00d: hehehe, you are just WAY too easy to goad! However, you have become boring. Now go away, or I will taunt you another time.

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Oh really? I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES! Now be gone with you or I shall be forced to post beastiality pics of your mother and a chihuahua.

....HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Jynx.

no matter what i did or how i reacted, people didn't stop the posts about kuru pics and kuru pr0n.... so i decided to play along.

fucking sue me. at least get off of it already so this shit can go back to being fun instead of another god damn big fight.

*edit spelling.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This message has been edited by kuru on February 01, 2001 at 05:04 PM

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Chastity is curable, if detected early.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

will you please stop calling it fucking "pr0n." what's with that stupid shit?

"nyah..post some pr0n guys. come on...somebody post some pr0n! did I mention I was 1337? and a d00d? come on guys, where's the pr0n?!"

pr0n

pr0n

pr0n

ya goddamn jackass

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<º(((><

If anything, it's a bit of a trip down memory lane. Maybe I should have posted this in the Graveyard.

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street

Another pretty one here ... not that I usually go for blondes

This ones a bit skinny but its all good ...

Sorry fellas no hardcore shit, im not in the mood, just wanna see some pretty ladies

Mike

edit : screwed up UBB Code.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

This message has been edited by incubus on February 09, 2001 at 09:08 PM