Forum: Rants
Topic: Kid Rock
started by: Lordbrandon

Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 16 2000,06:03
Who the fuck listens to this jack off, i mean how did this walking clusterfuck 50\% of the air time on mtv,and money and cars and world tours on the basis of having no talent, style or taste to speak of? HOW HOW HOW!!!
Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 16 2000,08:15
true, true, this guys a dumb fuck. hes like "look at me, im from the trailer, unless your from the ghetto, in which case, im from the ghetto, but i also live in an upper middle class house, so i can relate to everyone"...yeah, his music sucks ass
Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 16 2000,09:54
American Dumbass.

Enough said.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 16 2000,10:48
I believe the word you are looking for is Fucknugget.

Kid Rock is a fucknugget

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Posted by Happyfish on Jun. 16 2000,14:50
Kid rock is cool.
I admit he's nothing special, and I don't think he takes music too seriously, but why hate him? Cause he makes a shitload more money than you for singing stupid songs?
Anyway, I like his music.
Posted by Nero on Jun. 16 2000,20:03
kid rock really reminds me of a white puff daddy. neither have musical talent, yet they are mtv. they redo shitty stuff, and make it well, shittier. and get a dickload of airplay with it. so he's rich, i don't hold that against him. i haven't even started with living yet, so i'll worry about being rich when i'm NOT in high school.

wait, maybe they're good on a mixing board, b,u,t, i'd rather have the chemical brothers.

and there are people that listen to that feces: octavian's brother. 19 almost 20, barely passing in community college(dumb, not misunderstood), and he has a nice confederate flag on his jeep. yeah, he and his cronies get pissed everytime i dis the shit coming out of their stereos. those are redneck motherfuckers.


Posted by eng_man on Jun. 16 2000,20:17
I too can say first hand that Kid Rock blows goats. He headlined a concert I went to recently. Thank goodness for that, headlining == playing last. A hell of a lot of people started leaving after he starting playing. I remember one guy on the lawn yelling to the people leaving, "Why you leaving?" The response, "Cause Kid Rock sucks!"

True.

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Posted by BM_Ray on Jun. 16 2000,20:48
GAF! Kid rock....
Suck mode...nooooooo!
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Sorry.

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Posted by Ansible on Jun. 16 2000,23:12
Kid rock defys the laws of suckage.
Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 17 2000,05:48
I saw kid rock and that little midget he works with and I thought they sucked a hairy monkey's butt- but thats just my opinion. It's a good thing there were other bands playing cause we would have left otherwise.
I say- don't buy any more CD's he makes and perhaps him, britney spears, nstink etc will finally go away. But the truth is that the people who listen to this crap are all under the age of 18 and probably not reading this post anyway...oh well
my advice falls on deaf ears

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Posted by Firefox on Jun. 18 2000,03:23
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
I saw kid rock and that little midget he works with and I thought they sucked a hairy monkey's butt- but thats just my opinion. It's a good thing there were other bands playing cause we would have left otherwise.
I say- don't buy any more CD's he makes and perhaps him, britney spears, nstink etc will finally go away. But the truth is that the people who listen to this crap are all under the age of 18 and probably not reading this post anyway...oh well
my advice falls on deaf ears




I agree with you Crissy. In my experience, the vast majority of people I've talked to who really like Kid Rock are 12-16 year old boys who think they are k3wl homeboys if they listen to Kid Rock. Lets face the facts - the entire music industry these days is geared towards the gold mine that is the 12-20 spectrum. These are the years when kids tend to listen to whatever is popular "just because", but have plenty of disposable income to buy music. Once people start getting towards their 20's, they start listening to their own types of music (usually).

I think the huge success of crappy bands like Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, etc. reinforces this idea.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 19 2000,10:51
is it just me or do you want to walk up to these kid rock types and say

Um dude, your white and your parents are upper middle class.

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Posted by Proteun on Jun. 19 2000,16:29
I want to walk up to this Kiddie Rockers and say, Listen to this song (American Badass) I swear his lyrics don't match the beat of the music, the music is rediculous, and he acts even worse. He really thinks he's something fierce.(rats, out of Dr. Pepper) When he pulls up on his motercycle, in his red feather faggot attire, and there's the little mosh monkey in the back of that car, so Kid Rock, the Big Somebody reaches out and shakes his had like he's a huge role model/mentor type. I think the only good thing about Kid Rock is he gave me some good things to yell, "I am The BullGod"

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Posted by Mike on Jun. 19 2000,19:40
The end is near.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 19 2000,21:43
if i were ever close to kid rock, i would kick him in the nuts. he would receive no warning or chance of any kind. i would don some golf cleted shoes, and remove all possibility of fathering a child in one swift move. i would then proceed to run away from the kid rock lovers at breakneck speeds of up to and including 50 mph. anyone who wishes to subsudize(sp?) tranquilizers to aid my escape is welcome.
Posted by fendi on Jun. 19 2000,23:01
Who? It takes quite a while for some songs/artists to filter over down here. Well, to filter over to contemporary radio stations anyway. Or I'm just way behind (which I know I am).

Yes, I listen to popular music. Yes, I'm one of those who listen to some of those boy bands/girl clones. Listen and some being the operative words. That's a big chunk of what is played on the stations I listen to. Those are the only stations with good enough reception to reach my walkman without static. And after a while, after enough saturation, you get numb and even start to bop along. (Yes, guilty)

It seems in this instance tho, that I'm not missing out on anything. But I still can't help asking: Who?

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 20 2000,02:19
Fendi,
Yer an Aussie right? Yeah it takes you a while to get the crap that America hears (thats why it was so nice being there for six months last year I had NO CLUE what was going on here)

KID ROCK sucks ass...I say we get
Britney Spears
98 Degrees
NSync
Backstreet Boys
Kid Rock (and the midget)
and all the fucking STUPID PEOPLE in the world in a room and explode a nuclear bomb in it. This way we rid the world of these people (plus a few thousand more for good measure) and ta da no more shit.

Of course that wont happen and its extremely drastic- but just call me "Drastic Chris"
I hope that wasnt too "insane" for all of you.=P

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 20 2000,05:04
But shouting "I am the pumpkin King" gets better looks from the norms

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 20 2000,08:16
but then disney will buy more pretty faces to make sing pop songs and shit, like with any weed, we must go for the root! and for that nuclear bomb idea, you should use my school, there are so many incredibly stupid people there, its just necessary
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 20 2000,09:44
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:

KID ROCK sucks ass...I say we get
Britney Spears
98 Degrees
NSync
Backstreet Boys
Kid Rock (and the midget)
and all the fucking STUPID PEOPLE in the world in a room and explode a nuclear bomb in it. This way we rid the world of these people (plus a few thousand more for good measure) and ta da no more shit.

You need to be in the GPPTF. Welcome to the task force.

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Posted by fendi on Jun. 20 2000,23:27
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
KID ROCK sucks ass...I say we get
Britney Spears
98 Degrees
NSync
Backstreet Boys
Kid Rock (and the midget)
and all the fucking STUPID PEOPLE in the world in a room and explode a nuclear bomb in it. This way we rid the world of these people (plus a few thousand more for good measure) and ta da no more shit.

But if you do that, we'll just have to find something else to laugh/rant about? :) What am I thinking? There will never be any shortage of stuff to laugh/rant about!

But yes, I'm aussie. Hard sometimes as it seems that people are talking a different language. If you think american clones are bad... hmmm... was going to say that there are worse here, but i can only think of 1 (atm) "girl group" S2S. And probably Sirens(??) and Bardot.

Can you imagine, they actually made a TV series of making a pop group? They auditioned countless of hopefuls, slimmed it down to 5, thrown in a couple of controversies about some of the members. All on screen. Bardot. I won't inflict that pain on you. But the show was a big favourite with a few ppl. For most guys, something/one to perve at, for most girls either to gawk at and be jealous or to lambast them (prolly because they were jealous too ;) But of course, I'm beyond all that *snicker* Good publicity/exposure tho.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 20 2000,23:46
on the fox family channel here (USA) they made a show about a pop group...its really dumb, i fell asleep watchin digimon, and when i woke up, it was on, i almost ran from the room screaming.
Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 21 2000,00:26
Sithiee...d00d I saw that it sucked my ass
I don't know what these TeeVee people are thinking when them come up with show ideas. But I guess it goes back to that everyone wants to make money off that 12-18 age group who buys all the records etc...
makes me sick thinking about it

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 21 2000,08:19
stop with the 12-18 stuff, im in that age group, and no one i know buys that crap...except one person who bought kid rock...he wasnt even white upper middle class.
Posted by Client on Jun. 21 2000,08:55
Another complete idiot for my generation to idolize...i hate him and his kind...arrrrggg.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 21 2000,14:11
sorry sithiee
=/
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 21 2000,15:07
some questions...
-Who needs a Midget to rap for them?
-What is a bullgod?
-If Kid Rock is the American Badass, does that cover all of north america, or just the United States?
-Why does only God know why?
-If you are a scrawny, white, jerkoff, can you be a pimp?
-Why does everyone want to be a pimp?
-If you can smell a pig from a mile away, doesn't it get annoying while driving by a farm?
-If you are really from Michigan (and I am) why would you ever come back?
-What is with that hat?
-(Jerrt Seinfeld impression) "What's the deal with Kid Rock? Is he a kid, or a rock?"
-Who would win in a fight, Kid Rock or Vanilla Ice?

I just wanted to get these questions out to the public. Thanks.


Posted by XaSERaX on Jun. 23 2000,05:40
he does suck. enough with a white trash hoser who thinks his unwashed hair is cool

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Posted by SamShark on Jun. 28 2000,21:55
This looks like a good thread to start with.

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I particularly hate bands/people that are only in it for the money [Britney Spears for example, ::cough::].

Kid Rock... His songs are so pathetic that I couldn't even listen to one song without killing WinAmp.

My Ũ.02... I'd prefer not to get flamed for this, but oh well. :P

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Posted by Ozymandias on Jun. 29 2000,02:37
I agree. I can't stand bands who only make music just for money.

But what really pisses me off is when a band who sounds at least pretty cool starts sucking so that they can appeal to preps, thus making more money.

Guess who I'm talking about.

Limp Bizkit's first album was pretty cool, altho that "Faith" song was just fag0t. Anyways, they figured if they set their guitars to "pussy", and didn't really rap anymore, they just sort of made vague rhymes, they'd appeal to a "wider audience", i.e.; there are more idiots in America than there are people with taste. (Also, anyone notice ALL their songs follow the exact same formula? Listen to a few, if you can stand it, you'll see what I mean)

What really gets me is they didn't NEED to, they just wanted more money. Who cares if they'll be around for longer or not? They want money NOW. I mean, look at White Zombie. They didn't tone down at ALL (they got even louder, IMO) and they were around for 13 years. Plus Rob Zombie is basically the same band, just a little more techno on some songs.


Posted by SamShark on Jun. 29 2000,07:06
Oz, sadly, I agree there too... All of their newer songs do sound almost alike. Maybe they are hoping that people never get tired of something sounding the same?

Heh.


Posted by Nachoman on Jun. 29 2000,10:21
I find it amazing and very sad how a TV station (like MTV) can dictate so easily to our society the kind of music that is suddenly considered 'in' to listen to and the groups that are popular (I guess reading books and *not* believing everything that you hear are lost arts). All of these pre-fabricated groups really annoy me and even more so when I see then become popular. They can't play their own music or write their own songs. All they are are figure heads to be used by some corperate executive to influence the younger generation so that he can make a profit. Sigh, slaves to the media...
Posted by nautilus on Jun. 29 2000,12:03
I personally can't stand Kid Rock. And while I, like Fendi, admit to occasionally listening to and enjoying the occasional boy band or blonde girl song, I think what I saw a couple of days ago is what saddens me the most. I was flipping through the channels, and noticed that on TRL the #1 song of the afternoon was, quite frighteningly, Hanson. I realize the average viewer of MTV is only like 15 or 16, making them fairly young during the MMMBop conspiracy, but honestly, didn't they learn the first time??
Posted by pi42 on Jun. 29 2000,14:33
MTV is one of the saddest parts of modern society, along with:

1) Liquid cheese products that still have the "REAL" logo on them
2) crap pop music being the most popular
3) Extremely caffienated beverages (Not that I don't like them, but they're still pretty sad)
4) Monosodium glutamate


Posted by Ozymandias on Jun. 29 2000,16:15
And if you ever want to argue with someone who doesn't believe MTV tells them what to listen to, there's only one word to use:

Buzzclip. (Or Buzzworthy.)

Now how eerily Big Brother-esque is THAT? "This clip is Buzzworthy. You should go out and buy the CD now, because this is the band that everyone will like. Everyone WILL like this band. Because we tell them to."


Posted by Firefox on Jul. 02 2000,17:27
Oops. Disregard this post and read the next one. (Why can't we delete our own posts)

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Posted by Firefox on Jul. 02 2000,17:27
That's why I like bands that are in it for more than money- the music is usually a lot better as well.

It's like a song on the newest NOFX disc called "Dinosaurs Will Die" (referring to their hope for the demise of the music industry )... one of my favorite lines in it is "...we're gonna kill the seven record deal, and make records that have more than one good song..."

It's so true. All the latest, most popular bands put out a disc with 1 or 2 hugely popular songs, and then 10 tracks of pure shit. Is that part of their contract? "I promise to make 2 good songs, plus 10 songs of 100\% suckage..."

If anyone has a free minute, I recommend taking a listen to the song (you can find it easily on Napster).

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Posted by SamShark on Jul. 02 2000,20:40
Hanson again?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I agree, they should have learned the first time. :/


Posted by Mauler Mithel on Jul. 03 2000,01:19
If we don't mind going back to Kid Rock, i've hated him since they starting playing that first 'hit' of his on the radio. BUt the worst is that one 'Only god knows why.' I can't stand hearing the guy bitch for several minutes about how hard and shity his life as a millionaire rockstar is. Poor Kid Rock. Whine, Whine, Whine. ... Give me a break.

About the rest of them, the masses buy whatever the record companies/MTVs play. They're brainwashed until they have no individuality, etc. It's too bad. About britney, her only talent/source of popularity is in her bra.

About Limp Bizkit and the record company shit, i kinda hear you about their records having a lot of shit on them and only a few songs. But not all groups' albums are like that. Also, a good way we have of fighting that is Napster: we don't buy the shitty albums w/ 1 good song, we just download the 1 song and screw the record companies.


Posted by Firefox on Jul. 03 2000,02:47
Gasp, but watch it, or else Metallica or Dr. Dre will send a DEATH SQUAD to your home!! Alas, all is lost!

I wish Kid Rock would go away.

-FFox


Posted by Stymie on Jul. 03 2000,18:54
I have to admit that I don't much care for Kid Rock's image either, but a couple of his songs are mighty catchy. My question regarding Kid Rock is this:

Why, when nobody I've ever talked to had even *heard* of Kid Rock prior to "Bawiddaba", was he already a multimillionaire "rock/rap star"? Is this one of those record company "let's-create-a-false-history-for-our-artist(s)" so they can market him better?

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Posted by Ozymandias on Jul. 03 2000,23:14
I thought you all might like this bit of conversation between me and my guitar teacher, whose name is Ray:

(Ray, in reference to his band:) "Isn't it funny how Kid Rock produced our new album, and we didn't even have him rap once?"
(Me:) "Well, yeah, I guess it kinda is..."
(Ray:) "Y'know why we didn't?"
(Me:) "Nah, why...?"
(Ray, saying EXACTLY what I was thinking:) "We didn't think he was good enough."

It wasn't true, but like Ray said later, "it's a lot funnier than the truth."


Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 04 2000,05:48
Or download ALL the good songs from the rare ones that have more than 1 or 2... hehe.
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