Forum: Rants
Topic: marj00wana
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 14 2001,23:36
i smoked weed for the first time last satarday night. it was awful! i thought i was going to die! first i felt light-headed so i sat down. then my body got cold and tingly all over. then this wave of weirdness moved up my body slowly. when it got to my chest, it felt like i was slowly suffocating and about to pass out and die. i felt like i really needed to breath, but my lungs just didn't want to move. then my vision went whack, and i got nauseas. then i barfed and i got better. did i do something wrong, like take too much? bleh. well on the plus side my vision is really sharp and colors seem really bright now hehe.
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 14 2001,23:47
That's exactly what's supposed to happen... except the puking. Did you notice that time was all frucked up? "Dude, were you just talking to me for, like, a hour?"I watched a Busta Rhyme video (with Janet Jackson) for about an hour, then tried to play FreeCell. That's a rather comical experience.
Posted by kuru on Jan. 15 2001,00:42
one out of ten people puke the first time the get baked. you were that one. it's nothin to worry about, just be mindful of it in the future.
your reaction seems perfectly normal, however, and you will eventually learn what 'kind of stoned' you get, and become used to what happens. until then, i'd avoid wildly crowded public places, driving, and anything that might attract cops. make your 7-11 run for munchies before you get baked  happy smoking. ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 15 2001,00:53
oh yeah afterwards, my stomach didn't feel hungry, i just wanted to eat. it was psychological i guess. i didn't notice loosing track of time. i was watching my friends playing pool (sorta) and i knew that i was completely motionless for about 15-20 minutes. the guys came over to me and were like "dude, this guy is fucknig stoned!" hehe.anyways, i didn't like the experience at all. i thought i was gonna die from suffocation! maybe now that i know what happens it won't be so bad, but it didn't feel good in any way. i didn't feel an euporia or anything. it was just really uncomfortable and nauseating.
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 15 2001,03:42
It's funny. I only had that reaction the first time i did it. After that, either I haven't been that stoned since (i think i did 4 bowls myself pretty quickly), or it just gets easier. Usually I'm doing it with beer now... which is a wholy bad idea.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 15 2001,10:18
Shit just gives me a screaming headache. The better the pot the bigger the headache.------------------
Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Posted by kuru on Jan. 15 2001,11:26
all it ever did for me was allow me to turn off the never-ending warp speed flow of thoughts through my head.which is blessing enough for me. ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by Spydir Web on Jan. 15 2001,19:44
the reason you get "the munchies" is because your mouth dries out, hense the term "kottonmouth" or however you prefer to spell it. It's something cuz the chemical (I think it's THL or THC or HCL or something...) shrinks the pores in your mouth.------------------
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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 15 2001,20:46
One recommendation. Try to avoid having eye contacts in and smoking weed. Your eyes dry out a ton just like your mouth. Not sure if it's the contact or what, but it's bad. Getting them out isn't easy, plus you're all stoned at the same time. Ug.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 15 2001,22:00
I panicked the first time I got high, probably because I was expecting to feel drunk so I kept smoking until I did. Then I was so high I couldn't recognize my own name... my girlfriend at the time put on The Cure to try and calm me down. I absolutely flipped out when all the instruments got out of synch with each other... ran into the bathroom & puked.Then she decided the best way to calm me down was to give me a bj, and it was then that I discovered the beauty of marijuana... it makes sex absolutely amazing. "The Munchies" are caused by the antinauseant action of THC. It has anticholerigenic properties, like Dramamine, Benadryl, and promethazine... that's why it soothes your stomach (unless, of course, you have a panic attack) and dries out your eyes/mouth/whatever. Speaking of Benadryl, if you're out of weed but want a weed-like high, you can pop 100mg of diphenhydramine HCl (Benadryl and about 100 other brand names) for a squishy, stoney, allergy-free high
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 15 2001,22:09
quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
Then she decided the best way to calm me down was to give me a bj, and it was then that I discovered the beauty of marijuana... it makes sex absolutely amazing.
god damn i gotta try that. first i gotta get some more free weed (and a girlfriend) 
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 16 2001,04:32
Catknight, I forgot to welcome you to < world of the stoner. >Sights to check out :
- The scrumptuous taste of Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Denny's - The two dimensional movie we call life. - "Oh shit! I'm going twenty miles under the speed limit!" - "Fuck. I think I'm stuck in the mirror." - "Who turned up the gravity?" - Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" - etc.
Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 16 2001,05:46
i would say you had a mild panic attack, which is common. i don't know about the puke thing (only know one person who has puked off of weed and that is because he doesn't know how to hit the bong without killing himself) also if you try it again, you might like to watch a funny movie or play a cool video game. if you feel your heart rate increse don't worry about it (thats norml to every single person that smokes it)oh ya, get stoned with good friends, being high is more fun if you have something or someone to laugh at/with.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 16 2001,05:56
why bother smoking that shit and risk lung cancer when you can get the spray on form of the drug that simply absorbs into your skin. (god blees the uk government for wanting to legalise canabis for medicinal use)persoanlly though i find jumping off a cliff a cheaper way to kill myself. and why not ------------------
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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 16 2001,18:00
uh...thanks 
Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 16 2001,18:31
love the magazine hate the websitethey have the same pics up as the last time i was there 2 years ago, they could atleast update that shit (i'm sure they have enough pics)
Posted by aventari on Jan. 17 2001,02:07
killer site. I dont mind that the content is that old, never seen it beforeThis is a killer bong though: < http://www.hightimes.com/Lounge/PotShots/bong004/c.tpl > For a lot of people the first time you smoke out, nothing happens. nothing happened to me at least!
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 18 2001,05:30
well see i smoked some, and nothing happened, so i smoked some more, then some more, then i got light headed, then it all started...
Posted by Neophyre on Jan. 18 2001,08:32
first time i did it was with a mate of mine.
passed me the bong, i took a huge puff and yeh didnt really feel anythin but my throat burnt like hell
but i felt pretty good around a few minutes later.
i thought i was the "ALMIGHTY CORNHOLIO!!"i've been known to often take on the personality of Cornholio whilst stoned.
lol
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