Forum: Rants
Topic: Stupid People!!!! mostly stupid teachers suck!
started by: AnimalPrime

Posted by AnimalPrime on Jun. 10 2000,05:44
Ahhhhhhhhh MY ENGLISH TEACHER HAS TO BE THE MOST RETARDED PERSON ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! She approves a topic for my independent study and then when the rough copy is due she tells me it is not what she thought I was doing and that i have to do it again..this is after she gave me 33\% on the thing compleatly fucking over my marks! now i have 4 days to rewrite the entire paper.. EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

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Where is that tubby bitch??


Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 22 2000,11:03
I feel your pain. Let me ease it by regailing you with an amusing anecdote from my school. An english teacher at my former high school (I just graduated) based her 10th grade english curriculum around Ernest Hemmingway's "The Old Man and the Sea." She taught symbloism, saying the man was christ, the clouds were the evil nature of man, the fish was faith and other such bullshit. My friend was surfing the net, and found a quote by none other than Ernest Hemmingway. "There is no symbolism in the Old Man and the Sea. The sea is the sea, the fish is the fish, the sky is the sky. Symbolism is shit." He printed it out and posted it in class. Needless to say, the teacher, who was an avid redneck, went on a rampage because her entire curriculum was literally a lie. Ah, the sweet taste of the public humiliation of your enemies...
Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 22 2000,18:23
jesus christ bozeman, are you a fucking retard? note the date of prime's post (june 9) and then your post (june 22) STOP BRINGING BACK DEAD THREADS!
Posted by Octavian on Jun. 22 2000,21:37
yeah, but it was worth it to hear about a shitty, redneck english teacher getting totally humiliated in front of her class.

i had fantasies about doing that this past year. . .


Posted by Happyfish on Jun. 23 2000,08:26
My electronics teacher...hahahah
She (yes she) was funny as hell. The things she'd try to teach. And stupid me, I felt that it was my duty to correct her. I was kicked out of that class more times...
For example, she tried to teach us that a co-processor (FPU) somehow sped up the integer math performed by the CPU...hmm not that funny of an example..oh well
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 23 2000,14:38
Sorr-reeee, sithie. I didn't know you really cared about letting threads die. I just wanted to share an anecdote, not piss off someone.
Posted by XaSERaX on Jun. 23 2000,15:57
my hot comp lit teacher has not brains at all. but i dont think any of the guys in class care as long as she continues wearing those above knee skirts.

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