Forum: Rants
Topic: I want a fucking cigarette.
started by: damien_s_lucifer
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 07 2001,06:06
I've had the flu for three days now. I have not had a single smoke in that time. I think maybe I'll try to quit...

but first I'll need an axe, some dynamite, a cowboy outfit, and the addresses of the head honchos of Phillip-Morris.

I bet the guy in the ad did the same thing when he couldn't find his last pack of Marlboro Reds.

Oh yeah. If you don't smoke don't start.

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 07 2001,10:27
quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
I've had the flu for three days now. I have not had a single smoke in that time. I think maybe I'll try to quit...

Nobody likes a quitter.

Posted by askheaves on Jan. 07 2001,13:45
quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
Oh yeah. If you don't smoke don't start.

Here here. I went home for Christmas, and my folks don't know I smoke. So, I had no cigarettes for a week. On a sidenote, I didn't spank my monkey for a week either.

Worse yet, I got back into Tucson, and my car battery was dead. I was so pissed off. All I wanted to do was get to a gas station, pick up a pack of smokes, and get home to rub one out. Grr....

Posted by solid on Jan. 08 2001,00:57
actually i prefer second hand smoke, first off, i actually cough less than when ive taken a puff or two, second- its more strong (the smokers lungs cleanse the shit and breathe it out, you take it in and try to cleanse some real shit) and best of all other asses (they may be asses to you, who knows) dont bother you about quitting smoking.
Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 08 2001,16:19
quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
[B]I've had the flu for three days now. I have not had a single smoke in that time.[B]

menthals are good for when you are sick, i don't know why.
when i am sick and want a cig i get one of my moms "kools" (i would suggest camel menthals)

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 08 2001,20:31
I used to smoke menthols a long, long time ago. Now they make me nauseous.

Or perhaps I should say made me nauseous, since I don't smoke any more. 4 days and counting, and I still haven't killed anyone.

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 08 2001,21:32
menthols bleh they are gross

luckily i managed to sneak a bunch of cuban cigars through customs so i'm set for a little while hehe then its back to kents/camel lights/marlboro lights

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 08 2001,23:19
You all are a bunch of girly smokers.

Me? I light up a Turkish Gold, or a Marlboro 100

Posted by Cyrino on Jan. 08 2001,23:40
You guys and your shitty American cigarettes... Du Maurier is the only way to go.
Posted by Bozeman on Jan. 09 2001,00:15
I work as a clerk at CVS, and I have sold cigarrettes to a lot of grumpy old people. I want an answer from all you smokers: why are you so brand-loyal? If we don't have the specific size, variety, and brand name of your choice cigs, you won't stand for anything else. Especially if your'e into the rare brands that not everyone carries, like pall mall. Does anyone have any idea why smokers (and tobacco chewers, for that matter) never switch brands?
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 09 2001,00:18
quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
You all are a bunch of girly smokers.

Me? I light up a Turkish Gold, or a Marlboro 100

How the hell you gonna hide cigs like that from the rents?

My brand: Marlboro Red.

Tonight: Marlboro Menthol Lights for the express purpose of planting the seed of nausea into my smoking thought process.

Worst brand ever: Toss up between Camel Red and Newports.

Posted by Ozymandias on Jan. 09 2001,01:45
quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
You all are a bunch of girly smokers.

Me? I light up a Turkish Gold, or a Marlboro 100

No, you're the girly one here. Me? I go for a REAL MAN's smokes...M80s!

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jan. 09 2001,01:55
hehe, gotta get a pic of that. thats kinda like those people that run around shoving m80's in dogs mouths... queer

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 09 2001,05:32
Damnit, now I'm in the mood for a pack of menthols tonight, but they always give me a tummy ache. Maybe that's a good thing, negative reinforcement and all...
Posted by Pisces Iscariot on Jan. 09 2001,06:37
if any of you need a smoke, just walk into my high school's toliet and breath in the air.

i'm not postive that what you'd breath would be cigarette smoke though...

This message has been edited by Pisces Iscariot on January 10, 2001 at 01:38 AM

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 09 2001,07:18
quote:
Originally posted by Bozeman:
Does anyone have any idea why smokers (and tobacco chewers, for that matter) never switch brands?

All cigarettes taste like shit, but you get used to the brand you smoke. So if you usually smoke Marlboros, but are forced to smoke a Camel, you go "ew, man, this tastes like SHIT" and look around for a Marlboro, which tastes like everyday satisfaction... if you smoke Camels and are handed a Marlboro, same reaction. It's that simple.

Fuckin' A. 4 full days without nicotine. Fuck.

/me sparks up a bowl...

ahh. now THAT'S Flavor Country.

Posted by jiggyfresh on Jan. 09 2001,18:51
newport box, only way to go
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 11 2001,13:47
newports? dear god no! (same goes for winstons)

camels? kinda strong but pretty good

marlboros? good flavor but kinda chemicaly

kents? kick ass i just wish i could find them in the US.

ah screw it i'll just go smoke a cuban cigar

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 11 2001,14:39
Haha, we can get cubans on any street shop here in London.

I never did get to start smoking, I think I wanted to in High school cause a bunch of buddies did, but thankfully it used to nauseate me. Funny that the ole Mary J doesn't make me feel sick like tobacco does. I can't stand it when someone rolls a joint with tobacco though.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 11 2001,19:05
After 1 week of quitting smoking :

- Blood pressure has dropped 10 points (from 128/88 to 118/85)

- Resting heart rate has dropped 25\% (from 101bpm to 76bpm)

w00t.

Posted by askheaves on Jan. 11 2001,21:04
quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
- Resting heart rate has dropped 25\% (from 101bpm to 76bpm)

Holy shit! You had a resting heart rate of 101? I'm surprised you were alive. That's astounding.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 11 2001,22:12
Actually, I probably shouldn't call it a "resting" heart rate. In both cases it was my heart rate after walking around Target for about fifteen minutes (they have a blood pressure machine there)... but yeah, it was usually between 95-105.
Posted by blanalex on Jan. 12 2001,02:52
Today's QOTD:

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If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 12 2001,12:42
quote:
Originally posted by WillyPete:
but thankfully it used to nauseate me. Funny that the ole Mary J doesn't make me feel sick like tobacco does. I can't stand it when someone rolls a joint with tobacco though.

dude i hear that. when i smoke cigs, or mj mixed with tabacco, my throat contracts and i cant breate until i get a breath of fresh air. it sux at the time, but i am actually glad for it, cause it has kept me off them. weed goes down fine tho, i love it mix with herbal cigs (nicotine and tabacco free), and youre in funky town

Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 12 2001,14:39
please take me to....funky town....


edit: sorry, i post so much, sometimes i post things i think without thinking if they would be appropriate...

Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 12 2001,16:11
When I was just a boy I woke up gasping and panting in the middle of the night. I was diagnosed with bronchitis, caused mainly by what I passively inhaled, 'cos my dad smokes.

I always have to change out of my clothes after i've seen my dad. It's not just that he smells, but even sitting in his car for a few moments i end up rieking of the sh*t.

No, i don't like smoking.

Posted by jrh1406 on Jan. 13 2001,12:20
My parents both smoke regularly, and when i go home to visit them i notice that i can smell the ingrained smell of smoke alot better then when i was living there.

Now as far as what i smoke, used to smoke cloves, couldn't stand regular ciggarettes, thought the things tasted like car exhaust. The only time i could ever smoke a regular was when i was drunk. Now i only smoke al-capone ciggarillos and even then only maybe once a week if that (unless i've been drinking, then the number skyrockets). But i also don't smoke in my apartment, only outside and in the van.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 13 2001,20:17
why do people mix tobacco with weed?

seems like the fastest way to ruin weed to me.

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 14 2001,02:30
it makes it go further, more effective, easier to smoke etc since weed can be very harsh. its like watering it down. why do people mix spirits and soft drinks? makes it taste better, and easier to drink

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 14 2001,04:35
i mix vodka with stuff cause vodka has no taste.

weed on the other hand has a really great taste, and smoke less acrid and disgusting than any tobacco.

and why water down the high?

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Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 15 2001,18:31
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
why do people mix tobacco with weed?

seems like the fastest way to ruin weed to me.

it is a terrible waste of good tasting weed. i keep my weed and cigs seprate.

i have been reading alot on the subject the last few days and the only thing i can come up with is it makes it easier to roll a j (which can be taken care of by using a dollar or a rolling machine (or just learn how to roll)).

damn now my mouth is watering for a fat j (i don't roll blunts to often they waste to much)

herbal cigs crystalize your lungs, you shouldn't inhale them.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 16 2001,04:27
Mixing in tobacco with weed is for 14-year-old kids who buy weed with their allowance and think that by mixing it down they'll get more for their money. One of my friend's little brothers was doing that, until we sat down with him and showed him how it's done

Speaking of tobacco, I fell off the wagon last nite... smoked six cigs. Woke up this morning with a sinus headache. I made it to the bathroom before I puked. Needless to say I'm back to being a non-smoker.

If you quit smoking, DON'T start again.

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 16 2001,09:58
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i mix vodka with stuff cause vodka has no taste.

Then tell me why i can drink kettel one straight out of the freezer but i wont let smernoff(sp) anywhere near my house?

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 17 2001,02:31
i don't know, i drink skyy

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 17 2001,10:28
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i don't know, i drink skyy

That is also good right out of the freezer. Blue is a good color.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,02:21
my favorite is a white russian, heavy on the skyy vodka, heavy on the kahlua and half n half instead of cream.

though i probably should stop making them 32 oz at a time.

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 18 2001,02:35
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
though i probably should stop making them 32 oz at a time.

Jesus, baby.

Though, i suppose i'm not one to speak. I drink Jack Daniels or Korbel Brandy in a port glass with ice cubes. Get a few in ya, and problems ensue.

Oh, and all spirits go in the freezer. Especially Dr. McGillicudy's Peppermint Schnapps... the best thing that canada produces.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 23 2001,06:58
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
my favorite is a white russian

let's here it for the Dude! He is the one that introduced me to the most perfect drink ever.

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