Topic: Organic viruses.
started by: damien_s_lucifer
I have a fucking cold, and it's not like I can reformat my body and start over.
So I have to put up with snot and a stuffy nose and coughing for the next few days. I'm gonna be sick on Christmas. 
Why can't I buy McAfee for Humans?
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Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
Why can't I buy McAfee for humans?
Get some hot tea and add to that some honey and some Jim Beam. Let the vapors clear your head and the booze will help you sweat out the rest.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
I can't think of a better way to spend the day after christmas (yes, the clever devils waited an extra day) than curled in a ball in your dad's living room with your similiarly inflicted brother. I did nothing but roll around the house, stand up, walk 3 steps, fall over, roll some, fall asleep, wake and continue the cycle for a whole day. I don't wish this on anyone. I'm only glad I could't walk far enough to find the shotgun AND the shells.
:::brrr:::
This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 31, 2000 at 02:05 AM
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Originally posted by askheaves:
As I wrote that last post, I had no idea that little parasites or bacteria from the meat I had eaten that night were starting to work their magic on my digestive system.I can't think of a better way to spend the day after christmas (yes, the clever devils waited an extra day) than curled in a ball in your dad's living room with your similiarly inflicted brother. I did nothing but roll around the house, stand up, walk 3 steps, fall over, roll some, fall asleep, wake and continue the cycle for a whole day. I don't wish this on anyone. I'm only glad I could't walk far enough to find the shotgun AND the shells.
Was that "hereditary" food poisoning (family outing)? That would realy suck! Noone to sue!
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Originally posted by Cyclone:
trust me, go for Norton...
Fuck that, Norton is nothing but a shitload of problems, and didn't prevent my friend's laptop from contracting the CIH virus. What a fucking mess that was! In my three years using McAfee myself, I have never once run into a problem with it that was not easily curable, or due to some other software component.
Anyways, if you like Norton have fun & bend over. I'd prefer not to have a sore ass, so I'll stick with McAfee.
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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.
Back to the original topic though... I think I'm now coming down with the flu. Fortunately the flu can be treated with Acyclovir or something similar. If I still feel like shit tomorrow I'm rolling in to the doctor.
FUCKING VIRUSES!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!
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Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
I have a fucking cold, and it's not like I can reformat my body and start over.
just drop yourself in sub zero water for 9 hours get someone to drag you out and zap ya with a few KiloJoules of D.C and there you go .... mabye
(Star fade to flash back)
it was my first year of high schoo (or what ever you northern-americans call it)and i met a kid who almost as computer savvy as i was(learning c, html and javascript is tough when your 12..)so we started trading software. i gave him a few months' pc gamer demo-disks and he said he gave me a gold disk his uncle had "burned" for him. i sensed danger, but proceded still, installing grand theft auto and a clip art thumbs browser.....
sure, everything was fine, until the screen flashed and the mcaffe OEM virus screen alert flashed up. this was the first of many to come...... i tried to click "repair" but that didn't work. so i did what every 12 year-old would do. i pulled the plug before mom (who alredy had experience with the blue screen of death) walked in. the virus spread, just getting bigger and bigger. my dad (a computer tech) was away over seas so it was up to me to fix it. 3 reformats and a number of my dad's friends virus programs later, the CIH demon was finally slayed....
(star fade back to reality)
so the moral to this story is, um, don't trust people or something...
edit: fixed up some ubb code
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This message has been edited by Pisces Iscariot on January 10, 2001 at 02:35 AM