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Topic: Monica Lewinsky
started by: shiznit

Posted by shiznit on Dec. 19 2000,03:32

I saw that ask oj to fuck off parody of askoj.com--that was funny. There needs to be something similar for this fat cow Monica Lewinsky getting free air time and trying to sell her handbags... for men! She's on tv selling handbags for men. Awful. I think she needs to go away. Far away.

One other thing..
This "shock the monkey and win ฤ*" banner gets really really annoying. Who wins from those things?!

All done

Posted by Neophyre on Dec. 19 2000,18:55

ergh she's fuckin ugly.

Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 20 2000,10:36

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Originally posted by Neophyre:
ergh she's fuckin ugly.

that and she spits and dont swallow.

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 20 2000,14:29

ANd that is what is really impotant isn't it. FOrget that she is ugly as sin, if she wont swallow, throw her out.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 20 2000,14:30

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
ANd that is what is really impotant isn't it. FOrget that she is ugly as sin, if she wont swallow, throw her out.

Close your eyes. Can you tell if she is ugly now?

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 20 2000,15:17

Um my eyes are closed... now what.

Look I am not always concerned with the feel of it. I like to please my wife as well, and it is just better sex, if both people are attracted to each other. There are a number of women that (had I not gotten married), would have slept with, despite the fact that they are not a starved super model. Now don't get me wrong, all men are desparate pigs, and had I been sex starved, I just might take her up on that offer, but old Billy wached her with that Cigar. And that just doesn't do anything for me at all.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 21 2000,10:23

yea, but look at what billy's choices where at that moment in time. Monica or Hillary...

Now Monica is no looker by a long shot but next to Hillary she starts to look better.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 21 2000,13:18

Perhaps after Hillary and a few beers. Yes I would rate Monica at about 8 beers (that means it would take me 8 beers within a 30 minut period to sleep with her). Now hillary would have to get me dead-passed-out and rape me before she would ever see my seed.

Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 21 2000,14:16

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Perhaps after Hillary and a few beers. Yes I would rate Monica at about 8 beers (that means it would take me 8 beers within a 30 minut period to sleep with her). Now hillary would have to get me dead-passed-out and rape me before she would ever see my seed.

Im thinking thats how it will go anyway. you will wake up from a night with hillary wondering why your ass hurts.

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 21 2000,14:26

Is that how her and Bill's relationship works. She gets them drunk and he does the work?

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Dec. 21 2000,16:53

i saw something on a tabloid about bill’s relationship with streisand and hillary's lesbian relationships.

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Ah screw it.
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Posted by MinscBoo on Dec. 23 2000,02:24

Monica Lewinksy, shudder, who really cares. Everything about her really isn't right.