Forum: Rants
Topic: AMERICAN BEER
started by: AnimalPrime

Posted by AnimalPrime on May 28 2000,14:04
LEARN TO BREW THE STUFF FUCKING YANKS. I mean i want to smack the mother fucker who decided to make it soo fucking lite, cause some of it is really good but it is just missing the alcohol.

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Posted by Kolben on May 28 2000,14:32
Danish and german brew rewls!!
Posted by AnimalPrime on May 28 2000,16:17
yup, but Molsen's Canadian is the best...or Blue!!!!! Molsens's Canadian Lager Beer..if u want the taste that clean and clearrrrrrr...its molsens canadian lager beer,... made by men who know their beer!!

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Posted by Happyfish on May 28 2000,22:41
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Originally posted by AnimalPrime:
yup, but Molsen's Canadian is the best...or Blue!!!!! Molsens's Canadian Lager Beer..if u want the taste that clean and clearrrrrrr...its molsens canadian lager beer,... made by men who know their beer!!


It's spelt < . Blue is not a Molson product it is a Labatt > product.


Posted by AnimalPrime on May 29 2000,12:45
oh molson..opps spelling mistake...but really who cares and i know blue is from labatts...the point is american beer sucks
Posted by AnimalPrime on May 29 2000,18:50
like i said before the beer is good its just tooo damn lite!

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Posted by Cyrino on May 29 2000,22:52
I'm not one for beer, cause it sucks but if I did, I would drink Canadian.

GO CANADA!!!!

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Posted by veistran on May 30 2000,04:38
I'm just going to say one thing... Budweiser is like the AOL of beers. Oh and all I've heard about molson canadian is that it's crap beer, this is of course from a bunch raging lunatic vegemite loving australians.
Posted by jptech on May 30 2000,05:18
Some of the best beer I've ever had are American (actually west coast) microbrews. I've spent time in Europe, so I'm not bashing something without trying it...
Most people here will drink swill that comes in cans and can be bought for USű.99 for 24 cans... the stuff I will drink is usually Ű for 6 bottles.
Posted by AnimalPrime on May 30 2000,16:14
CANADA ALLLLLLL THE WAY!!!!!

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Posted by Zamt on May 31 2000,22:53
Sorry you Canadian beer likers, but speaking as a man who has had over 150+ beers, Canadian beer is some nasty $h1t. The taste reminds of driving past a dead skunk. Try a Hackor Pschorr (sp?) Munich Edelhell. Now that is a clean beer.
Posted by jim on Jun. 01 2000,07:47
I'm in the Bub's Whiskey Dive 100 beer club! You just have to drink 1 of every beer they serve... Unfortunately, Bub's whiskey dive is in Oceanside CA, and I no longer live there. Cool place though. They sponsored the Rugby Club I was in!!!

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 01 2000,08:20
the only good american beer comes from the micro's. Its great to go to a micro and sample the beer and take the tour of the brewery. then sit for hours in there pub and drink and just hang out with the owner.
Other than that, i've drunk jack daniles and pissed stronger stuff then most american beers.

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Posted by jim on Jun. 01 2000,08:25
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
the only good american beer comes from the micro's. Its great to go to a micro and sample the beer and take the tour of the brewery. then sit for hours in there pub and drink and just hang out with the owner.
Other than that, i've drunk jack daniles and pissed stronger stuff then most american beers.


AMEN!!!

Micro Brews ROCK!!

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 01 2000,08:51
he agrees with me even if i cant spell today...

hoked on phonix werx fer me

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Posted by AnimalPrime on Jun. 01 2000,19:16
quote:
Originally posted by Zamt:
Sorry you Canadian beer likers, but speaking as a man who has had over 150+ beers, Canadian beer is some nasty $h1t. The taste reminds of driving past a dead skunk. Try a Hackor Pschorr (sp?) Munich Edelhell. Now that is a clean beer.

Come to canada and say that!!!!! ASS!!! CANADIAN RULES!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Zamt on Jun. 01 2000,22:27
Buy me a ticket from Phoenix to wherever in Butt Fuck Canada you are, and I'll tell ya right to your face, if you want. I just think that every Canadian beer I have had (Molson, Molson Ice, Labatts, Moosehead) tasted wierd and smelled wierd. It really does remind me of a skunk for some reason. I think the same thing of Corona (not skunky, just kind of, uh, uriney). I have only been able to drink Corona once, and that was after a bottle of Captain Morgans, do my taste buds were dead anyway. Belgian and German beers rule. Paulaner Hefe-Wiesen draft is sooo good.
Posted by Nero on Jun. 02 2000,05:13
As an underaged lush who loved his time in Bavaria, I'm going with german brew. weizen beer kicks my ass, you can take your pick of the particular type. I've never had canadian beer, but i can drink popov cheap-ass vodka and piss in a cup and nobody could tell that it wasn't most sub ũ bud. and i'll say again before anyone tries to call me on it, i do drink bud ice sometimes. like i said, i'm underaged and that's actually the higher end of most of the shit my friends get. keystone and busch. gag. i'd rather drink wood alcohol and go blind.

krystal weizen or jefe weizen all the way.


Posted by jim on Jun. 02 2000,05:33
Keystone is actually pretty decent!

That was my beer of choice while I was in the Marines...

I've also had Lone Star, that might be local to Texas, but it was 10 bucks a 20 pack in 1993.

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Posted by AnimalPrime on Jun. 08 2000,21:20
Allright its in the mail cocksucker..but just know as soon as you get here thousands of people will kick your ass! Canadian beer is clean crisp and OOHHHHH so good and I am proud of it!!! Plus it goes good with bacon/hockey/Butter tatrs!

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 08 2000,23:18
Has anyone ever had miller highlife?
its the most repungnant shit on the planet earth, i mean how do you sell a million gallons of soapy pee water?

When I was in highschool when quantity and cost were the biggest selling points we usta get this stuff called "meister chow" it came in a two color black and white can and cost 4.50 for a twelve pack. and even that shit was better.

to people in europe and elseware i am often times embarrassed to be amearican, dont think we drink shit like budweiser, i mean i can tell the diffrence between guiness and dog piss. the people who do that kinda shit are on jerry springer and drink just to drink alot and throw up. i wish i had a p-51 so i chould straife the line to get in to that show.trust me the cool people dont watch shit like will smith movies full house and nash bridges, listen to puff daddy and backstreet boys. we loath that garbage more than anybody, its all made by ritch people who have as much sense as they do taste(not much) to sell to retards and soccer moms.
i better stop before i take a baseball bat to the malt liquer section of 7-11 and get aressted.


Posted by ScruplaniS on Jun. 09 2000,17:45
I have to say my favorite beer is Labatt Wildcat, now that is a beer.

As for Corona, I have to say it really does smell like skunk.

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Posted by Nero on Jun. 09 2000,20:33
i didn't think that corona was that bad once i put the lime in it. but the last inch and a half, even with the lime, was the nastiest shit i've ever had in my life. i only bought one six pack, finished it, and i've sworn off mexican brew forever. or for another year. boo on tequila, too. cuervo gold smells exactly like a black sharpie permanent marker. it makes you wonder.
Posted by jrh1406 on Jun. 10 2000,07:34
dude, tequila rules, it's not supposed to taste good, it's supposed to fuck you up. As a russian friend of mine said "you take a mouthful and wish it would go away".

actually he wasn't so much a friend as the smelly guy who lived next door to me in the dorms and was either asleep or watching other people play q2 through a chase cam


Posted by Nero on Jun. 10 2000,19:48
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Originally posted by jrh1406:
dude, tequila rules, it's not supposed to taste good, it's supposed to fuck you up.

that's the damn truth. actually i'm waiting until i can get a large breasted young lovely to let me take shiver shots. until then i'll drink large quantities of vodka or jack when i wanna get smashed.


Posted by AnimalPrime on Jun. 11 2000,01:59
Vodka Rules!!!!....unlike AMERICAN BEER

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Posted by jrh1406 on Jun. 11 2000,03:15
Ok Nero, i need to ask, what are shiver shots?
Posted by Kolben on Jun. 11 2000,09:53
As for beer. The best one I've ever tasted is Ceres Royal. As for stronger stuff, I like to mix some coke, pineapple juice and the 96-97\% ethanol from the lab. It tastes like sweet sweet candy
Posted by Nero on Jun. 11 2000,11:33
shiver shots as best i can remember:
  • place lime between young lovelies teeth and have her hold the skin of it firmly.
  • moisten young lovelies neck and affix salt.
  • place shot glass full of tequila between young lovelies breasts.
    now down the tequila, lick the salt, and bite into the lime.
    Posted by Zamt on Jun. 18 2000,02:48
    Nero, the shiver shot is also known as a body shot. There's even a movie named Body Shots.

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    Posted by nautilus on Jun. 20 2000,13:44
    Body shots with the right person are definitely an enjoyable thing. As for American beer, all I can say is "From the glass-lined tanks of old Latrobe...." 33!
    Posted by Nero on Jun. 20 2000,22:07
    i was told about shiver shots, but now that you mention it, they could have said body shots in there somewhere, too. i wasn't totally coherent at the time. i guess i need to watch the movie, too.
    Posted by Firefox on Jun. 25 2000,17:59
    Sorry to restart this conversation, but I didn't notice it before, and I just wanted to say that I like Canadian beer the best. I don't know how Zamt can say Canadian beer and Corona sucks- those are my two favorite kinds. I like Big Rock beer- it's a medium sized brewery located in my hometown (Calgary), and it's pretty good stuff. They make a variety of different brews, but my favorite is their best selling "Traditional Ale". It's nice and hearty. On hot summer days, I love to kick back with a Corona and a big friggin slice of lime in the bottleneck. How can you say it smells like skunk? I think that Bud Light has a funny mettalic taste to it, so there.

    Woohoo! I just recieved l33t hax0r status I think.

    -FFox


    Posted by Willy Pete on Jun. 26 2000,08:48
    As for market beers:
    Guiness or Caffreys (poured from tap),
    Staropramen, (Prague: wheat beer)
    Budvar (The original Bud from Prague)
    Carlsberg Export (if you want the higher alcohol percentage)

    End of argument. Siddown!

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    Posted by Zamt on Jun. 29 2000,04:03
    Just to clarify Firefox, I think most American beers suck as well. I drink Coors when I am poor, since it has 5\% alcohol. Bud products I can't stand. There are many good microbreweries, like Stone (maybe Stone Mountain), who make the well titled Arrogant Bastard Ale. Most of the Americans who like American beer have a job that requires their name be on their shirt. Hick morons.
    Posted by AnimalPrime on Jul. 02 2000,18:40
    zamt that was the best yank slam i have heard in a while!! If your not already Canadian I am giving you your offical maple leafs eh..lol that was some funny shit!

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