Radio shack - I went into a radio shack for a part for work yesterday, and when I asked for the part, the guy had NO FUCKING CLUE what I was talking about...none. I finally managed to find what I wanted on my own, I go to buy it, and the guy trys to get me to join MSN. I told him I had a cable modem, and he said, "yeah, you use a modem."

Last weekend I was coming back home from NY when we stopped at a rest station, I went to hurry in, and stopped to put on my shoes. while leaning on someone's car, they come out and start bitching at me "You can go do that on your own car" What the fuck? I mean, where in the hell in the 10 commandments did I miss "thou shalt not lean on someone elses car for 2 minutes"

My roomate tried to kick me out of the house we live in because I asked to see the bills (which had not been paid in four months) and all I got were the cancellation notices with the total amt owed he said he "threw the others out because he had the totals" and when I asked to see everything back to a 0 balance he flipped out on me. He said if I didn't trust him I could go find someplace else to live. Then I saw the long distance bills (he couldn't throw those out because we have to go through and sort out who owes what for long disance calls they make) there are 踤 on the bill that quite frankly shouldn't be there. According to him, he tole me about this, and I said it was OK.

you know what?

I just got a call for tech support on my cell phone. While I was in the office. Now, this shouldn't be a problem, but HOW IN THE HELL DO THEY MANAGE TO CALL THE OFFICE PHONE WHEN I'M OUT AND THE CELL PHONE WHEN I'M NOT?
Why? Why? aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....

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4 1337 40L h4x0r

The number is higher but we will need slaves to rebuild and to amuse us.

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The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)

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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)

"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]

[This message has been edited by Anztac (edited May 25, 2000).]

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Royal with Cheese!

the bofh is awesome. i love that guy even as i thank god that i'm not on his network.

BM_Ray, maybe that's the kind of stress relief you need. just take one day, a single day to totally fuck with every stupid sonofabitch's head that ask, says, or does anything stupid. it's great stress relief. i almost got fired once. almost.

[This message has been edited by Wolfguard (edited June 02, 2000).]

i like that word.

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The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
< http://www.geocities.com/jgoeke610/ >
Past and future pr0n star :)

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Originally posted by Nero:
wtf is that guy /\ talking about? phoenixes and shit?

the bofh is awesome. i love that guy even as i thank god that i'm not on his network.

BM_Ray, maybe that's the kind of stress relief you need. just take one day, a single day to totally fuck with every stupid sonofabitch's head that ask, says, or does anything stupid. it's great stress relief. i almost got fired once. almost.

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The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
< http://www.geocities.com/jgoeke610/ >
Past and future pr0n star :)

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
speaking of fucknuggets

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anztac, you gotta be a PFY first... it's a lifelong commitment...

you should see my sister, she has like a clue of about 000xH ... ehehe

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BOFH in training

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Naw git offa mah Properdy!™

I swear, if I end up in an IT position instead of management of my own operations some day for whatever reasons....

Ooooh the desire to become Black Hat burns within...

Not to say I've never toyed

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The big webmaster upstairs.
< http://boomgames.com >

The big founder.
< http://tucb.com/ >

I've stopped counting the number of times I've had to explain the difference between "online" and "offline" to somebody who makes 4 or 5 times the money that I do.

Favorite quotes from the same stupid person:
"I'm an MCP!"
"Don't talk down to me, I'm smart, I'm a software engineer" (from a person who couldn't get his desktop system to turn off. I taught him how to use the power switch.)

[This message has been edited by jptech (edited July 01, 2000).]

I recently got a part-time job at the local Chevron Bulk Station. (Big gas station for commercial traffic) The main part of my job is dumping the used oil brought in for recycling. All we ask is:
1)Put used oil into a pail
2)Put lid on the pail
3)Don't fill pail with shit

Now, people can usually manage the first two but they aparently think we're also a garbage dump. They fill the oil pails 3/4 full with sticks and rags and used filters. Sometimes they just fill it up with water and pour oil on top so it LOOKS like its filled with oil.

Question: What the FUCK part of bring us your used oil instead of dumping it in ground sounds like please give us all your refuse covered in oil. Does Chevron translate into Universal Garbage Co. to these people?

I should point out that only about 1/3 of the oil is shit-ridden the rest is usually okay. This is just a non-computer/tech view of idiocy in the world.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Operator: Uh, hang on... Uhm you have the WAP phone, that's the Wireless Applicat...

ME: Yes I know what that is. and yes it works. when can I email people, is the service active yet?

Them: Uhm. You can browse the web.

Me: Yeah I know. Email. when?

Them. Uh lemme check. So you don't want to browse the web.

Me: <loads gun> Uh, where are your offices?

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"Sometimes I sits and thinks, but most times I justs sits." - Me.