But, my rant comes here ...

PEOPLE WHO HAVE ANNOYING BUTTFUCK RINGTONES AND ASSWANK MESSAGE BEEPS AND INSIST ON USING THEM ON THE BUS ALL THE FSCKING TIME

You know? Fair enough, I use mine 'cos I'm rarely in the house sociable hours so it's the only way to get hold of me. But, why on a bus? It winds me up so much ...

It goes like this ...

[FSCKING YANKEE-DOODLE TUNE] Oh hi rob, yeah, I'm on a [BUS|TRAIN|SPACE SHUTTLE] (they ALWAYS say that) then have some meaningless conversation ... aaaaaarrrgghhhh

Sorry about that. But there were like four on my bus today.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

"HANG UP AND DRIVE YOU STUPID (BITCH/BASTARD)

Im thinking about mounting a ram on the front of my truck so i can safely(for me) run these morons off the road.

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The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)

If it plays the theme song from tintin you can be sure that they are gay, yuck!

If it plays beverly hills cop, they are wannabe l33t hax0rs

If it plays beethoven they have no taste in music, cuz that has to be played on a piano

If it plays the morse-sos they want people to kick them in the face, cuz noone is that stupid!

you do what I do, you run, you run your ass off...

she's my homicidal teacher... she throws shoes, books, and assorted items...

she's a crack shot. she can make your head explode...

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Naw git offa mah Properdy!™

But then I'd start upgrading it's internal speaker to something bigger...I'd start with an ordinary cheap-ass bass boost. But then I'd construct an interface, so I could hook it up everywhere I went. To the bus-speaker or even the stadium speaker.

Then people would go insane whenever my phone was ringing and jump up and down, while telling me: "There's a call for you mr...you telephone is ringing"

And then when I take the call, everyone would think that I was at a party cuz' everybody was cheering

...or not!?!