Forum: Rants
Topic: "Eat Shit"
started by: cr0bar
Posted by cr0bar on May 23 2000,23:07
Thought you guys might want to hear it said by a professional--the best ranter I know of, George Carlin.
< http://www.detonate.net/sounds/eatshit.mp3 > Ah, to be paid to do stuff like that. ------------------
"Everyone's favorite implement for any task"
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Posted by j1mmy on May 23 2000,23:58
If you want to learn more about eating shit, watch this < informational video >. Have a nice day ... huddled over the toilet vomiting your guts out because you watched that.
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Posted by simulacrum on May 24 2000,01:43
Not bad. I pulled that MP3 off detnet at 140K/sec. Not bad at all.
Posted by incubus on May 24 2000,09:01
Anyone else think det.net has a fecal fantasy? LoL------------------
-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
Posted by Hellraiser on May 24 2000,10:15
What put that bullshit idea in your head?------------------
Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
Posted by cr0bar on May 24 2000,12:01
Anyone think incubus has a fecal fantasy?------------------
"Everyone's favorite implement for any task"
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Posted by incubus on May 24 2000,13:53
Nope  (added) But then again, I did have a strange fixation with stinkymeat.net ... oh, god, nooooooo!!!
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-- incubus
As I chase the faeces like the words I never find ... [This message has been edited by incubus (edited May 24, 2000).]
Posted by incubus on May 24 2000,19:01
Nahhh ... my "thing" is breasts, mate. Read the rant  ------------------
-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
Posted by simulacrum on May 24 2000,20:34
Perhaps fecal filled breasts? Uhh...that'll make ya think twice...
Posted by incubus on May 24 2000,21:59
Ick no dude!
Breasts are sacred dont even go there  ------------------
-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
Posted by Hellraiser on May 25 2000,05:31
I think you're bullshitting us, incubus, at least about the fecal fantasy part.
Posted by Kuros on May 25 2000,10:10
he already has
Posted by HaxoRus on May 28 2000,13:16
quote:
Originally posted by simulacrum:
Not bad. I pulled that MP3 off detnet at 140K/sec. Not bad at all.
Why do people feel the need to mention how fast they downloaded something just to show off? Nobody gives a shit what you "pulled" it at!
Posted by Vigilante on May 28 2000,18:58
We do it to piss off the bandwidth impaired (modumbers), because they're a lower lifeform. Infidels!
Posted by Cyrino on May 30 2000,23:12
Yeah, well, you don't have to keep reminding us. Maybe we don't live in a metropolis or have the funding for our personal T3. I'm still using a dial-up and it's rather annoying.------------------
They have cats in the future?
Posted by xaustinx on May 31 2000,00:30
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Posted by AnimalPrime on Jun. 11 2000,21:13
quote:
Originally posted by xaustinx:
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I think this is 10 or so days over due but just for that post EAT SHIT xaustinx!!!!
Does the speed of one's connection really define them as a person? ------------------
Where is that tubby bitch??
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 22 2000,10:49
A short quote from one of my favorite philosohers..."HOOOOOOOWDY HO!"
-Mr. Hankey Okay... so he's not a real philosopher. Sue me.
Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 22 2000,11:13
once again, id like to point out that people who DONT bring back 11 day old threads are much more fun than people who do.
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