Forum: Rants
Topic: Britany Spears
started by: Proteun
Posted by Proteun on May 22 2000,19:05
Who was the sick fascist that thought this creature up? She's not even that attractive any more. Last night on MTV they were doing a profile like story on a new girl, Mandy Moore, who looked exactly like Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera. Britany Spears is the worst of all of them, and she was the one that started the craze. What a horrible style of singing, I can't stand watching or hearing her. Then today the worst thing in the world happen. i got one of her songs stuck in my head. Oops, I did it again, I slept with a dog, i swallowed it's cuuuuuuuum, oh I'm not that innocent, yeah no kidding. If I ever found who wrote that song I'd chain them up in my basement, alongside Britany spears, where I would put ants in their nose, and tape their nostrils shut. Put a fly in their ears and cover them with cups. Then I'd put orthodontic bands on their back teeth, and then weld a bar holding their mouths open, so they could never swallow, I'd peirce their tongues and run a peice of rope through the hole, and tie it to the wall, so they could never talk, just scream in endless torment.Thanks for the Rants section cr0. ------------------
Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
Posted by eng_man on May 22 2000,22:00
Musical talent: NoneBig boobies: SCORE!!! While I agree she has little to musical talent (at least _I_ don't like it) she is hot. ------------------
< www.slapmahfro.net >
ya know ya wanna slap it ...
Posted by simulacrum on May 22 2000,22:05
She is fine. You can't argue that. But she is probably one of the dumbest celebrities I have ever seen. I've watched the making of her Oops I did it again video, and some profile on her, and she was a complete dolt. In the making of the video deal I watched, I like the comment the director made "We are now filming every 17 year old males wet dream." That is so true, and that's the only reason she is where she is.
Posted by Hellraiser on May 22 2000,22:16
Who's dumber? The celebrity with the big boobs, or all the guys drooling over her? I think that should be the question.------------------
Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
Posted by Anztac on May 22 2000,22:57
Ahh the mamories are quite an atraction. Genetically speaking of course. Any intellegent bastard likes big mamories, same as any unintellegent bastard.------------------
~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman) "I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]
Posted by Wolfguard on May 23 2000,07:00
ill say this about Britany Spears. I would fuck her, if, i could keep her gagged. ------------------
The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
Posted by Proteun on May 23 2000,10:55
Oh yeah? You like a little bit of B&D in your diet?------------------
Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
Posted by Kolben on May 23 2000,17:01
...If only Salma Hayek could sing...
Posted by Wolfguard on May 24 2000,07:07
Yes i do, but mostly i just dont want her to talk.------------------
The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
Posted by Proteun on May 24 2000,12:55
Alright, I'll let that go by.
Posted by psYan on May 24 2000,13:26
She's not all that hot, guys... well, she is, but it's all makeup, staging, silicone, etc... and there's hotter celebs out there, heck there's hotter girls next door. Stop drooling and realize that all she really is now is a name with an image.
Posted by Kolben on May 24 2000,13:59
...mmm, but Salma Hayek she can dance!! Did anyone see 'From Dusk Till Dawn'...The neighbour thing is actually not true! She smells bad which means that she's fat. Or is it the other way around? And she can't sing!
Posted by incubus on May 24 2000,19:06
As much as we hate to admit it ... we do place more importance not just on looks alone. Ok, so Britany Spears has been "engineered" to look like the perfect woman. But we don't know her.Someone less attractive "on paper" can me much more attractive to you in real life, just cos you love the way she laughs, talks, smiles, whatever ... Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder guys ... and if you really think otherwise ... well I pity humanity  Well, pity it more ...
------------------
-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
[This message has been edited by incubus (edited May 24, 2000).]
Posted by simulacrum on May 24 2000,20:30
Well said incubus. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, whether they place importance in personality features or not. Generally speaking, most people would be considered shallow if they only took into consideration a persons physical characteristics. Most people do find other factors a determiner in ones actractiveness.b00bi3z.
Posted by crackuhh on May 24 2000,22:13
I like breasts. When I am at school, I look at all the high school chicks(minus the nasty flabby ones') breasts, and asses for that matter. Anyhow, the point is that I like to look at womens bodies. I do think Britany Spears is hot...but I would rather look at the hot chick next door(not really one their, but you know what I mean). The only thing I like about school besides friends is the women.
Posted by Anztac on May 24 2000,22:26
Ah the strive for gentic superiority. I believe the reason girls look hotter in person is either something to do with feremones (which I can't spell) or just the posibility of actually screwing them. Theres no chance in hell that you'll screw Spears, but it is posible you might screw the girl next door (none for me either). Hot guys strive for genetic superiority, geeks strive for the survival of their genes. All instincts are derived from the instinct to survive (and arguably all intellegence). If you find a person attractive because of personality traits thats just an extension of the instinct to survive. Think about it this way, when you see something you like about a person and want to fuck their brains out what you're brain is really saying is "I want my child to have that trait".------------------
~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman) "I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain] [This message has been edited by Anztac (edited May 24, 2000).]
Posted by Lizzy on May 24 2000,22:30
I think most of the times guys say "I want to fuck her brains out" is because they want that girl's trait sucking their dick (pardon my bluntness). I don't think guys worry about how their kids look, since any normal ones wouldn't plan on having sex with them (ew).
Posted by Anztac on May 24 2000,23:29
of course they don't think about it. Sex would be no fun if you thought of your child everytime. It's an instinct.------------------
~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman) "I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]
Posted by jrh1406 on May 25 2000,03:10
Ok britney spears is actually pretty dang scary without makeup, hell 3 hours with a profesional cosmotologist can make any one beautiful, yes even that chick with the sidways nose whose missing 3 teeth. I've seen pics of britney without makeup and she's just plain ugly
Posted by TiresiasX on May 25 2000,05:04
Here's an idea, all...there's an MPEG of Britney bouncing her torpedoes on Kids Choice Awards. I also have a parody mp3 of one of her songs, "Boobies One More Size." If I could perhaps paste that mp3 onto her Kids Choice stunt, that might be more wazzaaaaaap clips all over again...and no, she's not all that hot. i *have* seen hotter women where I work.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 25 2000,08:13
still, i would only do her if she was gagged.
pig
After all, im not looking for a convo im looking for sex. I have no intrest in reproducing with this manufactured bimbo or in any kind of LTR. The only thing i would have to say about the entire event after the fact would be. "Britany Spears? I fucked her." (thank you mister clay) /pig In my life i have done better than her. I did find a woman to have a child with. She is a very smart, very beautiful woman. So what if she is a complete BITCH+1 that all i want to do is kill at this point. but that is an entire differnt rant...
------------------
The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
Posted by Kayy on May 26 2000,03:59
Actually, for me, the girl isnt next door, but over the street and up one house, and man is she hot...------------------
When darkness calls and the pain and suffering begin again, you can guarantee that I shall be the instigator.
-
Kevin "Kayy" Beadle, The Proprietor and Innovator of Kayyos-Vx WebDesigns.
Posted by simulacrum on May 26 2000,09:46
SyS[UK], do you honestly believe urban legends like that? Do you also believe in Santa Claus and the toothe fairy? Christ. Get a clue, if that happened to her, you would sure hear a lot more about it, and she wouldn't be in the public eye quite as much as she is, especially this soon after something like that.
Posted by j1mmy on May 26 2000,10:29
I think that would be funny to watch.
Posted by Proteun on May 26 2000,10:32
Good heck, that's the lamest story I've ever heard. Breasts just don't explode, no matter what, I've put one in the microwave for 10 minutes and not so much as even a poping sound. booming boobs, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard, freakin heck------------------
Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
Posted by Kayy on May 26 2000,15:18
Actually, you will find they do just explode sometimes, I refer my case in point to a woman who had breast implants that went scuba diving in some exotic place, anyways, she got to about 30ft below the surface or so and BOOM, no more left breast, the silicone implant exploded, and she ended up bleeding profusely and almost getting eaten by a shark. Its true, must be, I saw it on CNN fer christs sake.---------- I'm Just another Crazy Englishman with Digital Satellite that 0wnz j00 4ll w1th 1t. ------------------
When darkness calls and the pain and suffering begin again, you can guarantee that I shall be the instigator.
-
Kevin "Kayy" Beadle, The Proprietor and Innovator of Kayyos-Vx WebDesigns.
Posted by Proteun on May 26 2000,15:34
well that's plausible, i guess pressure change could do that to a person, I once went up in an airplane, and the cabin lost pressure and my cock grew. . .perhaps that was just what happened when the stewerdess bent over, rats.------------------
Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
Posted by simulacrum on May 26 2000,16:48
Yeah, ok. Pressure wouldn't make it explode, depresurization would. And not from 30 feet. Try a hundred. Don't believe everything you hear, and when you recite something, try to it acurately. God damnit I'm having a bad day. (Just thought I'd share that with all of you) [This message has been edited by simulacrum (edited May 26, 2000).]
Posted by SyS[UK] on May 26 2000,17:32
Britany SpearsHmmm yeah shes hot her songs are vile and I with I could chain her up in my basement and just fuck her, and once Im finished I would gag her up and feed her once a day, bread and water, and when I bored of her I can put her in an Airtight chamber and let her sing, I would record her songs, sell 'em off and get some money from it aswell. Also a french site I have been to says that during the filming of "oops I did it again" one of Britany's silicone implants exploded cos she stood to close to a stage light, no-one was badly injured but a technican who was there at the time said: There was brest mass and silcone everywhere, with britany laying in the middle of the floor moaning. One of her background dancers had a close escape after a large blob of silicone smacked into her face . . . Dunno if its tru or not, I will try and find the URL again . . .
Posted by eng_man on May 26 2000,18:03
Oh man, we got a sick bunch here ...Why is every post seem like "I'd chain her up and fuck her brains out" ??? Damn y'all, all I said was she's hot. Hot != that B&D shit ------------------
< www.slapmahfro.net >
ya know ya wanna slap it ...
Posted by cr0bar on May 26 2000,18:47
<smackdown>
Is THIS the URL you're talking about? < http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/britney_oops.html > What's that you say? It is? Well then I guess this is true too:
< http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/MS_Linux_delay.html > And we already KNEW about this, of course:
< http://bbspot.com/News/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html > THINK, people, THINK!
</smackdown> ------------------
"Everyone's favorite implement for any task"
------------------
Posted by eng_man on May 28 2000,22:50
The Onion once again puts up a fuckin halarious infographic. What's an infographic you ask?< and find out. I was just about brought to tears when I read this. ------------------
www.slapmahfro.net >
ya know ya wanna slap it ...
Posted by simulacrum on May 30 2000,18:25
Goddamnit, quit bring dead threads to the top.
Posted by AnimalPrime on May 31 2000,05:05
quote:
Originally posted by Kolben:
...mmm, but Salma Hayek she can dance!! Did anyone see 'From Dusk Till Dawn'...The neighbour thing is actually not true! She smells bad which means that she's fat. Or is it the other way around? And she can't sing!
Yes she can dance...dogma..yummmm
------------------
Royal with Cheese!
|