Why am I sounding like a blithering idiot, is it lack of sleep? Maybe I personally though blame a vegetable paste known as vegemite.

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Veistran

I have no room to park my tanks.

Its lovely! Don't diss the marmite

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Veistran

I have no room to park my tanks.

It's wicked on toast, that said i'm not one of those l33t Marmite 3aterz that has it like an inch thick on bread or something.

But, as Gunnery Sargeant Hartman would say, it's "Mmmm good"! hehehe

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

heh
its all good , cept it does taste a bit like crap

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Every HardKase has a gooey chocolate centre

The funny thing is, I bet you guys grab the jar of Vegemite and smack the shit down like it was Peanut Butter or something. Like you really lay it on there, about 2 inches thick or something, then take a bite..

If so then you're doing it all wrong! Vegemite is good stuff, if applied correctly!

The reason it tastes like shit for you is because it is a fucking strong taste.. its like drinking vinegar.

Now if you're cramming your face with a layer the size of a sheet of weather-board, of course you're going to be sick, so use it correctly, and you may like it better.

It's the best on hot toast with butter... when the butter has melted, you take just a bit of Vegemite (on the end of the knife), and basically scrape it across the toast, so you have a very small amount.

Take a bite and it tastes a HELL of a lot better.

Also, if its a sandwhich you want, apply the same method, use only a small bit (its that bloody strong you only need a bit) and then smack on a Kraft Singles... yum yum!

Remember, its not a Big Mac okay?

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Why is Techno better than Alternative?

Because Techno = Technology and if you dont move with the Technology you get left behind.

Then again, you may enjoy your alternative lifestyle :)

Sorta wierd when you have is with soft cheese.

But sorta good.

Marmite tip #1

(Q) Why is Marmite stored in a black container?

(A) To stop sunlight getting into it. UV light (sunlight) destroys the B-vitamins present in Marmite, and it would detract from the nutritional value.

So there ya go

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Tekno is right tho. You only eat vegemite in minute quantities. Best with butter on hot toast. There's those cheese flavoured vegemite slices that Kraft sells (do they sill sell 'em?) but I wouldn't know how that one tastes since I limit my calcium intake to icecream and chocolates :) (osteoperosis? bah!) and calcium suplements (when I feel enough guilt :)

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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard

P.S. The Vitametavegamin episode was fuckin' hilarious! But that was a liquid vitamin supplement mixed with grain alcohol, not a sandwitch spread made of vegetables. Sorry Proteun, I used to watch Nick at Nite when I was a little kid.

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"When aiming three blocks away at a 4th story window from your apartment with a high powered air gun and scope. Always make sure there is not a walking patrol cop below your building."

Those ingrediants are in order of quantity, so there is FAR more salt than vegetables in there... also that IS how you spell colour you stupid americans....

The web site is < http://www.vegemite.com.au >

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"I can not bear it any more, now it is time to Sleep in the Light,
Resign to the Sleep of The Endless Night,
For all things will, All things must,
Consign to Fate, and return to Dust."

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-FFox

I've heard a bunch o merikans say the don't like vegemite but usually when asked how much they used I get a nasty shock when they liken it to the spreading of peanut butter *blech*

As for nutella *blech* feels like i'm eating pure chelestorol.

regards, chris

tryin to get to r337 anyhow, esp posting in old threads

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

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You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The
trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

regards, reman

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

Marmite is WAY better. Vegemite is stronger than Marmite and is kinda poo brown. Marmite is black and has more ingredients:

Yeast,Sugar,Salt,Mineral Salt(508), Maltodextrin,Colour(Caramel),Herbs,Spices,
Mineral(Iron),Vitamins(Niacin,Riboflavin,Thiamin,Folate,B12)

As an Kiwi living in the States I miss Marmite heaps, but I allways get sent a secret stash from home.

i had vegemite about 3 years ago. i dipped the end of a cracker into it getting only a small little amount and it tasted like beer-soaked butter or something. god awful stuff. i have a buddie that went down there for a family reason or something, he's bringing me back another jar of the stuff, i want to put it on this one jack asses car.

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UT 0wnz j00 all!

-FFox

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"A christian, an anarchist-slash-prostitute, figures out the true meaning of freedom. Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart."
-NOFX

But I wouldn't live with out it.

regards, reman

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.