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Topic: matthew lesko
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 20 2001,02:58

this is that fucking moron on those commercials where he wears that retarded ? suit and yells in an annoying voice and gets people to spend ุ on a big book of government programs which you can get for free normally. now, he is getting people to pay him to DISTRIBUTE his book? wtf? did this guy spend his retirement fund a little too early on crack and have to resort to this to feed himself?

Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 20 2001,03:46

that guy is funny. when he is on tv, i laugh.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by Nikita on Jul. 20 2001,03:57

I think he's like the Riddler high on everything one can get a high on. Roll your eyes, change the channel ... or laugh at him. Wonder how much money he gets off that spazfest?

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 20 2001,11:08

Do those flash animations by the "Give my sweater back or i'll play the guitar" guy still exist? He did one about lesko. He had wings and flew around! Now THAT guy was on crack!

PS: My Grandma bought that book.

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Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 20 2001,17:11

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Roll your eyes, change the channel ... or laugh at him.

So he's like CowboyNeal?

I will 0wn j0u at Zork cowboy!

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This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on July 21, 2001 at 12:12 AM

Posted by satch on Jul. 20 2001,19:17

I don't see how you can't like Matthew Lesko. He's so... spunky and excited. He makes me want to jump around and be overwhelmingly interested in getting free government grants for doing such things as writing your own novel, starting a restaurant chain, or even going back to school. I wonder if there's a government grant for excessive masturbation...

"Masturbate excessively? There's even a gov'ment program that'll give you 300 dollars!"

Posted by solid on Jul. 21 2001,04:38

/me thinks of the aching penis.

Owwwwwww.

Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 22 2001,00:16

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
So he's like CowboyNeal?
I will 0wn j0u at Zork cowboy!

Haha, good call

I disagree though. Who will own who in Zork? LET'S FIND OUT. Come to Ham&ZorkFest 2001 (or was that Ham Fest 2001...hmm...) and we'll see who's talkin' shit then!

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 22 2001,04:24

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Do those flash animations by the "Give my sweater back or i'll play the guitar" guy still exist? He did one about lesko. He had wings and flew around! Now THAT guy was on crack!

Dude! I remember that one....hrm, check < http://www.stileproject.com > Its probably archived there.

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Posted by miNus on Jul. 22 2001,05:56

I think that if you combined all the money the detnetters would get from the government, it would double our national debt...

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 22 2001,17:52

how can anyone be better than someone at Zork. out of the thousands of games, you must pick this one. true, i never figured out how to beat it (i got the the canyon, and then i got lost), but once you beat it a couple of times, dont you know what to do and where to go?

maybe theres a walkthrough at GameFAQS... heh

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Posted by Ozymandias on Aug. 07 2001,07:07

You dare speak ill of Matthew Lesko?!

YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE IN THE GREAT FIRES. FEAR THE SECOND COMING OF LESKO.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 07 2001,10:21

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:

PS: My Grandma bought that book.

So, your gene pool has been shallow all along...
<GPPTF questionare>
Ok
How many kids did your grandparents have?
How many kids did those children have?
Do you have any offspring?
</GPPTF questionare>

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Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 10 2001,22:39

OLD
Grandma, Grandma Mack, GrandPa-N-Law, GrandPa (DEAD), GrandPa (DEAD), Sissy, Louise, Great Aunt, 4 more Great Aunts (DEAD), 3 more Great Uncles (DEAD)

MEDIUM
Dad, Mom, 3 Uncle-N-Laws, Uncle (DEAD), Half-Uncle

Young
Me, LumpyDuck!, 2 half-brothers, half-sister, 2 cousins

Children
half-neice-N-Law, half-nefeiw

Belive me... we couldn't agree more! So don't worry... my psycho family gets smaller every generation. And I never plan on having children in my own bloodline so you can put you MiniPersonGuy fears to rest.

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