*ring*
Me: "The Enthusiast"
Them: "Do you carry brue bulbs?"
Me: "Yes."
Them: "How brue are dey?"
Me: "Blue."
Them: "Light brue or dark brue?"
Me: "B-L-U-E."
*click*

or this... (feel free to insert any trendy item in here)

*ring*
Me: The Enthusiast.
Them: Can I get clear tail lights for my '83 Corolla?
Me: No, they don't make them for your car.
Them: So you don't have any in stock?
Me: No, they are not available for your car.
Them: So you can't get any?
Me: You cannot get clear tail lights for your car.
Them: You mean you don't have ANY?
Me: No one makes clear tail lights for an '83 Corrola.
Them: Ok I'll try back tomorrow. *click*

sigh... I propose we start the search for terrestrial intelligence, who gives a flying fuck about extra terrestrial beings...

-miNus

edit: speeling

This message has been edited by miNus on July 16, 2001 at 07:29 PM

edit: Speedy reply by the way jiggy... I think this is the first thread I've started that's gotten a reply.
<celebrates>
Yay(!)
</celebrates>

Oh, just in case anyone was wondering (I'm sure you weren't), I moved. See my From: for my new address.

edit #2: just remembered one of my favorites (this is based on an actual call!):

*ring*
Me: "The Enthusiast."
Them: "Can I put 24 inch wheels on an '87 Civic?"
Me: "Hold on, let me check."
*checks computer*
Me: "Nope."
Them: "I can't? What if I cut out the wheel wells?"
Me: "They don't make 24 inch wheels with the right offset for your car."
Them: "Can I space them out?"
Me: "If you want your wheels to fall off. Not to mention you'd have so little tire on the wheel that you would bend a wheel at every pot hole."
Them: "That's ok, how much is it?
Me: "Wheels, tires, mounting, balancing, lugs nuts... everything... comes to about 񙶀."
Them: "Ok thanks," *click*

What a fucking waste of my time.

This message has been edited by miNus on July 16, 2001 at 07:49 PM

Me: whats the weight difference.
Him: None.
Me: whats the difference in bore.
Him: theyre the exact same size.
Me: So they just look cool?
Him: No they make it faster.
Me: How?
Him: They're carbon fiber.
Me: But theyre the same size and weight as the old ones.
Him: But these are carbon fiber, so they make it faster.
Me: So youve fallen off alot huh?

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Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumble weed. As the marijuana burn we can take our turn, singing them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, and sell tapes from here to hong kong.

Same for that hood... ~逤

Hooookay then.

This message has been edited by jiggyfresh on July 16, 2001 at 08:11 PM

Poor choice in car then, I'd say. No style or performance in that ugly motha.

You should drop a 350 out of an old chevy pickup and a 5 speed auto or 6 speed manual transmission out of a wrecked camaro into your Tercel jiggy. That could be interesting

Flank Steak ~ ภ

My kinda whore ~ ำ

The best part is, its only 50 bucks! SCHWING!

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*by little i mean huge**

**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass

This message has been edited by jiggyfresh on July 16, 2001 at 08:32 PM

And I wasn't dissing your car. I just don't like the bling-bling trend going on right now - Take a 躔 car and add 񙖰 in wheels and tires, 񙇈 in stereo, 񘘐 in ground effects and wings, then, run out of money for a paint job. What's even worse is it's spilling over into real car territory now too. I never thought I'd see a < Rice Trans Am >. Sigh.

This message has been edited by miNus on July 16, 2001 at 09:22 PM

- a spoiler. I'm sure it needs one, though. I mean the engine delivers up to 90hp!!! Wow!!!

- A subwoofer. A decent one would probably double the weight of the car.

- Xenon lights. Tercels eat headlights as it is. No point in letting it eat expensive ones. (However, I did angle the headlights down so I could use the high beams all the time )

- Racing gear, like special pedals or a kewl pain job. IT'S A TOYOTA TERCEL, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

Not that I don't love my baby, but seriously. Get a life.

Customer: yo yo yo, how much HP duz dis spoiler add?
Me: umm none.
Customer: yo yo yo, how much HP duz ground efecs add?
Me: umm none.
Customer: yo yo yo, how much HP does diz big tailpipe add?
Me: ummmm none really it just makes your car sound like a loud lawnmower.

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.

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Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Haha, id be laughing if I worked at a place like that.

Customer: yo yo yo, how much HP duz dis spoiler add?
Me: umm none.
Customer: yo yo yo, how much HP duz ground efecs add?
Me: umm none.
Customer: yo yo yo, how much HP does diz big tailpipe add?
Me: ummmm none really it just makes your car sound like a loud lawnmower.

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Customer: yo yo yo, how much hp does this V-Tec sticker add?
You:50

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

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Originally posted by miNus:
And I wasn't dissing your car. I just don't like the bling-bling trend going on right now - Take a 躔 car and add 񙖰 in wheels and tires, 񙇈 in stereo, 񘘐 in ground effects and wings, then, run out of money for a paint job.

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There's two people like that in my school. One has a Honda CRX and an ungodly number of subs. The other has a Suzuki that's about half the size of a normal car and an ungodly number of subs. Both are fat ugly pieces of shit, and < probably have no penis >.

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What's even worse is it's spilling over into real car territory now too. I never thought I'd see a < Rice Trans Am >. Sigh.

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< got rice? >

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I'm sorry - you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.

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From gotrice.com:
Welcome to gotrice.com there is nothing to do or see here yet.

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nor will there ever be. *sigh*