Forum: Rants
Topic: MY ASS HURTS!!!!
started by: HyperChick313
Posted by HyperChick313 on Jun. 26 2001,18:05
MY ASS HURTS BECAUSE I RODE MY HORSE YESTERDAY AND MY RIDING INSTRUCTOR TOLD ME TO MAKE HIM RUN. WITH ME ON HIM. MY ASS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!! (A REAL HORSE NONE OF THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXUAL SHIT!!)
Posted by Ash on Jun. 26 2001,18:46
 <Dr. Evil voice> yeah, riiight... </Dr. Evil voice> -Ash
Posted by KL1NK on Jun. 26 2001,20:13
quote:
Originally posted by HyperChick313:
MY RIDING INSTRUCTOR TOLD ME TO MAKE HIM RUN. WITH ME ON HIM. MY ASS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 26 2001,20:57
this here is my BOOMSTICK------------------
This is WAR wilson not sainsbury's! -Arthur Lowe
Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 26 2001,23:58
The only cool thing about riding a horse is when you think about how cool it is to move around on a living breathing creature. Other wise, it's (quite literally) a pain in the ass. And the poop while you're riding.Horses suck. ------------------
"Thank you, God, for giving us leotards." -Koichi
-< PersonGuy >
Posted by CatKnight on Jun. 27 2001,01:10
i thought chicks were supposed to get off riding horses...
Posted by HyperChick313 on Jun. 27 2001,02:18
????
Posted by CatKnight on Jun. 27 2001,02:43
eh maybe you're too young for that. better wait till your a high school freshman to become a full-fledged slut.
Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 27 2001,03:42
Yes, that is usually when they start to emerge fully..------------------
When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Posted by kai on Jun. 27 2001,04:34
did you stand up in the stirrups when you rode. you know, like you're supposed to------------------
someone here is thinking about sex........... Okay, it's me.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 27 2001,10:02
are we sure that this does not belong in the sex fourm?
Posted by HyperChick313 on Jun. 27 2001,10:15
This does not belong in the sex forum. cat im 13 im not a damn slut. kai i stood up in the stirrups but every now and them i get out of rhytm and my ass hits the saddle.
Posted by kai on Jun. 27 2001,13:07
how is it that people manage to hurt their ass. at the most their inner thigh area should be the only thing that hurts------------------
someone here is thinking about sex........... Okay, it's me.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 28 2001,10:04
saddle is on backwards?Think about it. ------------------
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Posted by DeadAnztac on Jun. 28 2001,12:55
doesn't really matter if it's not a western style saddle wolf ;0)
Posted by HyperChick313 on Jun. 28 2001,13:46
its an english saddle they dont have much padding
Posted by askheaves on Jun. 28 2001,18:13
quote:
Originally posted by kai:
how is it that people manage to hurt their ass. at the most their inner thigh area should be the only thing that hurts
Maybe she has more ass than thighs?
Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 28 2001,18:48
maybe shes one of them big ooglys on fugly.net. i hear one of them has an ass 3 feet wide...------------------
I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 29 2001,01:40
haha, my art teacher used to say that you can tell a good woman because she was 3 axe handles across. i never learned any real art, but i had some of themost interesting conversations with my teacher. west virginians who dont sleep with their family = awesome.------------------
quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 29 2001,05:57
quote:
Originally posted by HyperChick313:
its an english saddle they dont have much padding
Except for the big dildo in the front. ------------------
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