Forum: Rants
Topic: The Return of Wolfguard
started by: Wolfguard

Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 14 2000,11:32
It has been over a month since i have been here and i just want to say i missed this place. (how sad is that)

Why post this in rants? Every other place i go to bitches about my continued existance, i figured i would save you guys some time and just start a rant.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…


Posted by pengu1nn on Dec. 14 2000,16:02
why don't you crawl back in the hole you came out of and leave us the hell alone. we were doing fine without you here.



Posted by incubus on Dec. 14 2000,23:44
Welcome back wolfy. But this is the Rants forum. So...

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...


Posted by j0eSmith on Dec. 15 2000,02:20
My god, its about time you got back.

We were running low on '70's porn stars.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass


Posted by DuSTman on Dec. 15 2000,02:22
Get your candy ass in the ring, wolfguard!
Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 15 2000,15:47
quote:
Originally posted by pengu1nn:
why don't you crawl back in the hole you came out of and leave us the hell alone. we were doing fine without you here.



and just how the hell did you know where i was?

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…


Posted by kuru on Dec. 17 2000,05:51
well it's about fucking time.

i was wonderin when you'd get back so i could pre-emptively flame the fuck outa you before you managed to read the 'kuru is evil' threads...

jk dude. welcome back.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin


Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 17 2000,22:58
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
well it's about fucking time.

i was wonderin when you'd get back so i could pre-emptively flame the fuck outa you before you managed to read the 'kuru is evil' threads...


But you are evil dear, thats one of the reasons we love you.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…


Posted by Lordbrandon on Dec. 18 2000,03:32
hows, MR.Stompy?
Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 18 2000,10:41
quote:
Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
hows, MR.Stompy?

Phelan is doing quite well after minor surgery to repair a shortcoming.

Phelan's big brother has jumped off the drawing board and is a walking frame.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…


Posted by aventari on Dec. 19 2000,05:45
HAve you been watching Battlebots on Comedy Central, wolfy??

Are you gonna compete on TV, and what's your take on the show so far?

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aventari
"Q: How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? A: He looks at _your_ shoes when he talks to you."


Posted by kuru on Dec. 19 2000,09:45
you..... love ..... kuru?

* block of ice around kuru's black little heart melts
* kuru's heart grows 3 sizes

and no this doesn't mean i'm going to go soft. the beatings will continue until morale improves

welcome back wolfy, and i love all of you guys too. even personguy

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin


Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 19 2000,10:13
quote:
Originally posted by aventari:
HAve you been watching [b]Battlebots on Comedy Central, wolfy??

Are you gonna compete on TV, and what's your take on the show so far?
[/B]


the new shows (2.0) that are showing on tuesday were shot in November. I should be ready to go by March for an april event. Ill be on next season.

as for the show? Its going to be better this time around since the anouncers took the time to enter the pits and asked a tone of questions. Donna D. left the show to have a baby-bot and was replaced by some stupid bitch that is fun to look at but that is all. Everyone wants Donna back. Aparantly she is quite smart and fun to talk to even off camera.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…


Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 19 2000,10:21
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
you..... love ..... kuru?

* block of ice around kuru's black little heart melts
* kuru's heart grows 3 sizes

and no this doesn't mean i'm going to go soft. the beatings will continue until morale improves

welcome back wolfy, and i love all of you guys too. even personguy


Ahhh...its good to be loved...even if its as much as personguy...

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…


Posted by Vigilante on Dec. 19 2000,14:15
That's odd... I thought Donna was a stupid bitch that wasn't even fun to look at.

Haven't seen the second season one, though...


Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 19 2000,16:09
quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
That's odd... I thought Donna was a stupid bitch that wasn't even fun to look at.

Haven't seen the second season one, though...



nope, she is quite bright for a blond baywatch bimbo.
Heidi on the other hand...One brain cell in the dark with out a flashlight.

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.


Posted by Vigilante on Dec. 19 2000,16:22
Well, she seemed quite incompetent during the after-match reviews. And that face... *shudder*

This new season is being shown on tuesdays, you say? I haven't seen anything about it recently.


Posted by MinscBoo on Dec. 23 2000,02:17
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