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Forum: Rants
Topic: Totally insane inlaws
started by: whtdrgn_2

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 08 2000,12:28

I have been kicking this around in my Sex...Bad rant, but hey how about an official topic. My mother in law is a total fucking nutt-case (See previously mentioned topic for proof). She tries to run my marrage, and life. I can't do a damn thing that will make her happy, and I don't really care; however, she does. She comes over uninvited, she calles way to late at night, and she likes to let me know how her husband is a better man then I am. DIE BITCH!!!

Does anyone else have this problem.

Posted by DuSTman on Dec. 08 2000,13:10

I think it's time for some cutting.

Cutting of flesh!

Cut the bitch! cut her, cut her!

Posted by MeatJam on Dec. 08 2000,20:01

Insane cutting for an insane lady? Interesting....

Maybe just select parts of her cortex. I hear lobotomies work wonders. She'll be co-operative in no time.

Posted by DuSTman on Dec. 08 2000,20:11

I heard about this rapist once who overpowered his victims and then drilled into their brain in a very specific place. This made them lose all voluntary control of their bodies (reflexed still worked) so he was able to keep them alive for ages and have his way with them whenever he wanted, before finally killing them.

Would a similar approach work here, I wonder?

By the by, whtdrgn, how do you pronounce that nickname?

Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 08 2000,21:36

heheh... i gotta learn how to do that

i think its 'white dragon' just shortened. oh no... weve gota racist on the board!

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Posted by reman on Dec. 11 2000,01:49

dude the answer is easy...move to another city, or the opposite end to where you currently are.

does you wife have a problem with her mother, if not then its time to seriously sit her down and tell her that her mother has got to leave you guys alone.

or to show her mother that you really care get an AVO!

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

Posted by TonyDennis on Dec. 11 2000,02:57

An AVO?

Posted by j0eSmith on Dec. 11 2000,03:07

Atomic Vehical Overdrive?
Anal Vaginal Orgasm?
Ape Veal Ogre?
Automatic Vacuum Operator?
Automatic Vaginal Orgasmaton?

..alright, I'm out. What is an avo?

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 11 2000,11:04

White Dragon has nothing to do with the fact that I am white. It is somthing I got from a martial art class.

I could move to another city, and yes my wife does have a problem with her mother. In fact I think that she dislikes her more then I do (which is pretty damn bad).

My mother in law happens to be clinically diagnosed as bipolar, and manic. If I would have known how nutts she was I might not be married (How in the hell did I end up in this position - oh thats right damn week condoms).

Posted by reman on Dec. 11 2000,21:45

AVO = Apprehended Violence Order

IE. a court order to make people stop harrassing you.

dude,then move!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 get the fuck outta there.

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.