Forum: Rants
Topic: nissan sentra commercial
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on May 19 2001,23:48
i hate this retarted commercial. it's the one with the 4-door coupe driving on an inclined bank with this FUCKING RETARDED music in the background with a woman moaning. they basically are trying to get 40 year old guys going through mid-life crisi to think "ooh if i buy this car then my 3" penis will become erect for the first time in 10 years and i can make my hooker cum while my kids starve because i'm an alchoholic!"
Posted by Nene on May 20 2001,03:30
Most car commercials are annoying. My present car-commercial-peeve is that one where they use that "the best I ever had" (whatever) guy screaming in the background to the sound of somebody beating up a guitar and somebody else thrashing a drumset. Its quite awful. It really bothers me because he sings terribly flat, and it offends my snobby perfect pitch, hahaha. That 'moaning' song is by Moby - its called Oil - it was out about 1997. I've noticed they've been using a lot of dance/techno/96-99 stuff to sell cars lately. Bastards.
Posted by Sithiee on May 20 2001,08:22
moby = ambient, and i like some of the nissan commercials. dont get me wrong, id never buy one, but the one with the truck, and how it hauls glutius maximus, thtas quite humorous.
Posted by CatKnight on May 20 2001,11:25
i like the suburu WSX, the 4-wheel drive sports coupe. looks pretty cool. also their commercial is not annoying at all. neither are the dodge/chrysler commercials.
Posted by CatKnight on May 20 2001,11:26
oh yeah and i fucking hate those ford commercials where cheer leaders scream out "G-A-F-S-E LETS GO!" it's so retarded that they hype themselves up like that
Posted by Nene on May 20 2001,12:57
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
moby = ambient.
My bad - I remember when it fell under techno/electronica/trance. Trance was the word I was looking for. I just couldn't dig it up at 10:30 pm last night. 
Posted by PersonGuy on May 20 2001,14:14
Yah. My friends are always saying how they like a certain song in a car commertial, and I'm like, "Yah... that's by Fluke a band that's been around for 10 YEARS! THAT song is 5 years old and I bought the CD on it's release date from an indie label!"They think it's new and cutting-edge or something... L4M0RS! ------------------
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Posted by Greasemonk on May 20 2001,14:20
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
i hate this retarted commercial. it's the one with the 4-door coupe driving on an inclined bank with this FUCKING RETARDED music in the background with a woman moaning. they basically are trying to get 40 year old guys going through mid-life crisi to think "ooh if i buy this car then my 3" penis will become erect for the first time in 10 years and i can make my hooker cum while my kids starve because i'm an alchoholic!"
What is with these fuckers putting a 260 HP engine in a 4door family sedan anyway? Their motto should be, "Midlife crisis? Affordability and Speed all in 1 and you can still drive the kids around in it!" ------------------
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Posted by jiggyfresh on May 20 2001,14:39
i think the best one is the i think its for the maxima where the guy is chillin watchin the sun set and then after its done he vrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm drives over the horizion and watches it set again..
Posted by CatKnight on May 20 2001,15:25
haha havn't seen that one yet
Posted by mqa on May 21 2001,23:56
whats worse than car commercials is the ones for car dealerships. they pick the lamest music (i once heard "spybreak" redone on a midi synthesizer modified just enough to avoid a lawsuit). plus i think the people who own dealerships are stupid and must constantly overestimate demand because they always need to "LIQUIDATE NOW!!!!!!!!!" really, if i need i car all come to you, i dont need you interrupting my TV shows with your annoying ass.
Posted by porn_dealer on May 22 2001,04:21
syf0n should bust in right about now wondering why people aren't talking about Porsches yet...------------------
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Posted by mqa on May 22 2001,22:09
he'll also include a picture of himself and a "clone" riding in his porsche.
Posted by Bozeman on May 23 2001,01:45
<Catman Voice>
Attention mall shoppers, the next 10 people who buy an orange smoothie at the orange smoothie stand will recive a complimentary... Nissan Sentra.
</Carman Voice>
Posted by CatKnight on May 23 2001,16:06
what? only a nissan sentra? what kind of rip-off is that?
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