Forum: Rants
Topic: Life is an unfair bitch
started by: j0eSmith
Posted by j0eSmith on May 17 2001,03:28
Life makes no sense. I hate it. Someone whom I barely knew died yesterday. He was killed in a helicopter accident. It was his very first lesson ever. It was called "mechanical error". He was a cousin of a friend of mine, and another friends next door neighbor and nigh-family for her entire life. Now I'm depressed because an aviation accident has pretty much touched me personally. And in a helicopter no less. I would always tell everyone who even jokinly told me I should fly helicopters instead of planes just how dangerous they were. How 'if there was an engine failiure of some sort below 1000' your fucked'. Guess I was pretty right wasn't I? Now I feel like such a fucking ass, and wish I had never said that. Hell, it showed pictures of the wreckage on the news before I knew who it was. I just thought, "Damn, another chopper accident". All that was left was the main rotor and peices of fuselauge. I knew 2 people had died. And all I thought was "damn, too bad." What the hell is wrong with us, me, when we see loss of life and thats all we think? IT WAS HIS FIRST FLIGHT GODDAMNIT!! ------------------ When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Posted by Rhydant on May 17 2001,03:31
aw, hell. thats gotta suck. i dont think i can really say anything here... ive always wanted to learn how to fly a plane (videogames arent enough). shit like this discourages me even more. but hell, i dont care. lifes short. live it up. or something.------------------ I may be paranoid, but not an Andriod.
Posted by Trog on May 17 2001,07:09
*sigh*I was brought up a christian, and my faith only really started to abandon me when a friend (and one of the nicest and funniest people I've ever known) got lung cancer and died... It's all really fscking depressing and senseless... oh well, I think Depeche mode have it right... "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die, I expect to find him laughing" I feel, man. Sorry for posting seriously into the rants forum, I'm now going to go away. T
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