Forum: Rants Topic: ZODIACOCW started by: CatKnight Posted by CatKnight on May 17 2001,02:31
stupid newbies wastin' precious:bandwidth gimmie my neutron's back asshole, or I'll sick Omega- Man!© on you! Posted by Chrissy on May 17 2001,02:59
What is annoying me the most is that when I click to read a thread the post is so irrelevant to the topic that I find myself becoming very bothered.------------------ Posted by Observer on May 17 2001,11:10
I thought it was kinda funny that he hasn't posted in the Classroom where we have moderators who can really lay the smack down on him.------------------ Posted by Wolfguard on May 17 2001,15:08
i think his local gene pool lifeguard needs to pay him a visit...------------------ Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 17 2001,16:38
quote: What clensing method do you prefer, Buckshot or Slug. ------------------ Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something. FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB Posted by CatKnight on May 17 2001,18:28
yeah infact i just rencetly got the...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!if you think this topic was in your "honor" then you are an idiot. but of course we ALL knew that already. Posted by Wolfguard on May 17 2001,19:17
quote: One round base of the skull so you make sure you get the brain stem. Make sure you get his moms bed and burn it too. Want to make sure you get the rest of him. Granted it is the better parts of him but don’t want to take any chances of his mom rolling into a wet-spot again. Make sure you whack the uncle/father also. Don’t need any repeats of this fucknugget back in the pool. ------------------ Posted by d1ce on May 17 2001,20:39
quote: All newbies aren't bad... are they? ------------------ This message has been edited by d1ce on May 18, 2001 at 03:44 PM Posted by blanalex on May 17 2001,21:07
quote: Chrissy, do you really know french? :¬) This message has been edited by blanalex on May 18, 2001 at 04:10 PM Posted by PersonGuy on May 17 2001,22:29
quote: My gawd you came at a good time! How can we smack YOU down when we got ZODIAC-COW being a total moron over here! You're probably going to slip in under the radar. ------------------ Posted by d1ce on May 17 2001,23:36
Great!For once, i'm not the center of ridicule! ------------------ Posted by Chrissy on May 18 2001,01:21
Do I know french- that would be no- I do however know what the particular quote means---I took spanish for 6 years (4 in HS 2 years in college yippy) but cant remember shit of it. Im sure if anyone wants to know what it means they can go to the fish - or ask me ------------------ Posted by DuSTman on May 18 2001,01:39
"The absence is has the love what is with fire the wind; Itextinguishes the small one, it lights the large one" Well, I'm enlightened. Posted by blanalex on May 18 2001,02:42
quote: Merde, pour une fois que je croyais qu'il allait y avoir une fille sur detnet qui sait parler français Si vous comprenez pas ceci, vous pouvez aller demander au < poisson >. ------------------ Posted by Rhydant on May 18 2001,03:32
heheheh. why do i feel an urge to break this guy's pelvis?saying shit like "if you cant run with the big dogs, stay on the portch". waht the hell kind of an insult is that? why would we WANT to be flammed. he must have some sort of attention craving, because thats all hes trying to get. because hes pathetic. because HE has nothing better to do with his time than try to piss off some people via the internet. god damn. and he thinks we're all losers. HA! now, if youll excuse me, ill go back to eating my dumpster. btw, guys- if you keep feeding the stray dog, he's gonna keep coming back. *wink* ------------------ Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 18 2001,04:02
RHYDANT......it must be hell going through life knowing you were the prize of a rapist.get over it puts!!!!! ------------------ Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 18 2001,05:37
I'LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY THAT I LOVE TO VENT TO ALL YOU ASSHOLES THAT DONT HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREENS..I FIND IT FUNNY AS HELL AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I AM FLATERED THAT SOME MORON WOULD POST A TOPIC IN HONOR OF MY NAME.TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS I AM INJOYING GETTING ALL THIS ATTENTION NOW THAT I HAVE IT.HAHAH YOU ALL REALLY ARE MISERABLE PEOPLE.GET A LIFE!!!HEY "CATNIGHT"I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YA....IS IT REALLY TRUE THAT YOU ARE HAVING A GRAND OPINING CEREMONY FOR YOUR NEW BUSINESS???"COCKSUCKERS-R-US"??? ------------------ Posted by Chrissy on May 18 2001,12:49
Actually the right translation is-Absence is to love like wind is to fire; it extiguishes the small and illuminates the grand. blanalex- Im sorry you thought I knew french but I am an imposter --And I didnt need the fish for your post- I have a friend who speaks french I just dont. ------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on May 18 2001,13:57
I hope this won't be taken the wrong way... but I want to catch him with morning wood and bite his penis off! Hmm... actually I'd better just go with calling an air-strike instead. ------------------ Posted by LazyGit on May 18 2001,16:10
Why do people think it's cool to shout lame insults over the internet and call themselves flamers?I enjoy having a good argument in life and on the net but I never use bullshit stuff like 'being the prize of a rapist' or calling people 'cocksuckers'. Use something decent next time Zodiac. You remind of some gimp I found at another board called n0 it wouldn't surprise me if you're him actually, you're just as pathetic. And if anyone here needs to get a life it's you, you're coming to this forum just to try to get attention from people who couldn't give less of a damn about their shit than you. Does anyone know how to mailbomb this freak? Posted by jrh1406 on May 18 2001,16:14
hey Rhydant, did he seriously say "if you cant run with the big dogs, stay on the portch"?i know a little flamer faggot from a psycho christian board who uses the exact same line!! BrothaD? is that you? Posted by TheGreatFat on May 18 2001,17:27
ZODIACOCW do I have to try and lay some smack down on you. You would like to be the prize of a rapist wouldn't you. It is far beter than having your brother as a Dad isn't it. Or is it that your dad is your grandpa. What does it matter. All that matters is that you are an inbread piece o shit.That is all.......for now ------------------ Posted by jrh1406 on May 18 2001,21:56
Hey wow, so you're actually an actor on the WWF? so do you guys actually have to try out, or will they take any steroid pumped freak. Maybe they should screen their actors alittle better so the show looks alittle more real. mmmmmm i long to belong to the brotherhood of cheesy dialog and fake fights Posted by TheGreatFat on May 19 2001,00:01
lol you make me laugh. See the funny thing is I don't care what your sayin as i never have or most likely never will watch any fake assed WWF. See where i'm from we don't care for that kind o shit. Hate to break it to you but its all fake. They're actors. And "lay the smack down" is a very common saying outside o the WWF.------------------ Posted by WillyPete on May 19 2001,01:00
So ZodiacCow wrestles icons? What are they? The new high-tech name for Alabama street signs? Well I guess it's a break from shooting at them from the driver's seat of his lowrider Mazda pickup with those skateboard style wheels that mexicans like. You also seem to have a lot of time in front of the pc screen too. Let me guess what happened. You finally figured how to hook up your qvc computer to the only payphone in the trailer park and now you're bored waiting for your next welfare check huh? I was going to moan about your 3rd grade spelling but that would insinuate that you actually went to school. I guess it's hard to type properly with all the fried chicken grease on your hands. Posted by damien_s_lucifer on May 19 2001,05:32
many of our more upstanding members started out as < trolls >....
Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 19 2001,05:34
HEY "GREAT FATASS"!!!!LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON ME??IF THERE IS ANYTHING I HAVE LEARNED TO HATE IN THIS GREAT SPORT OF PRO WRESTLING THAT I AM IN IT IS A "MARK"YOU ARE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS SO I WILL TRY AND EXPLAIN IT.(ALTHOUGH I'M NOT USED TO TEACHING PRESCHOOLERS).A "MARK" IS SOMEONE THAT "TRIES" TO IMITATE ANOTHER PRO WRESTLER.KIND OF LIKE USING THEIR LINES...SUCH AS:"LAYING THE SMACK DOWN" BY THE ROCK!!!THATS PRETTY CHEASY! TRY TO BE ORIGINAL SOMETIME OK? YOU SUCK!!! I AM FLATERED THAT YOU ALSO ARE A WWF FAN BUT....IS IT THAT I AM LIVING THE LIFE OF PRO WRESTLING FOR A LIVING AND YOU ARE JUST WISHING YOU COULD?? IF YOU WANNA CALL ME A LIAR.....JUST CALL THE WWF AT (1-203-352-8600)AND ASK TO SPEAK TO THE VINMAN OK? YOU'LL FIND OUT ABOUT ME PRETTY DAMN QUICK YOU PATHETIC MORON!!!!!!!!GET A LIFE AND STOP IMITATING OURS DICKHEAD!!!!! ------------------ Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 19 2001,11:48
great fat and jrs......"FAKE"......SO YOU THINK WHAT WE DO IS FAKE HUH??WE'LL BOZO'S LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW!!!YOU TELL MY DR'S HOW FAKE YOU THINK IT IS AFTER HE HAS PUT OVER 400 STITCHES IN MY HEAD AND BODY!!! YOU CLIMB INTO A RING DAY AFTER DAY,NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AND SEE THE INJURIES I HAVE SEEN BY PUTTING OUR LIFE'S ON THE LINE TO ENTERTAIN YOU BUNCH OF NOBODY'S LIKE YOURSELVES!!! TELL YA WHAT....GO OUT AND BUY ABOUT 40,000 THUMBTACKS AND THROW YOURSELF AROUND IN THEM FOR ABOUT 20 MIN AND YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S FAKE AND IT DOESN'T HURT OK? YOU GO OUT AND BUY A STEEL CHAIR AND LET SOMEONE BASH IN YOUR SKULL TILL THE BASE OF THE CHAIR BREAKS AND BENDS AND TELL ME IT'S FAKE AND DOESN'T HURT!!! GO OUT AND BUY SOME REAL BARBEDWIRE AND WRAP YOURSELF UP IN IT TILL THE SHIT IS STUCK ALL OVER YOUR BODY AND PULL IT OUT THEN TELL ME IT'S FAKE AND DOESNT HURT!!!!I'LL SAY AGAIN...(FAKE???)FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS THEN WE'LL TALK FAKE OK??? GRANTED THE BLOWS ARE HELD BACK AND WE ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS....THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO ME THAT 99.9\% OF POPULATION DO PAY US VERY WELL FOR WHAT WE DO AND IT'S YOU AND YOUR FREINDS THAT KEEP PAYING OUR PAYCHECKS AND KEEP BEGGING FOR MORE.TAKE "MICK F" FOR INSTANCE.....TRY GETTING THROWN OFF A 20 FOOT STEEL CAGE AND LANDING THROUGH AN ANNOUNCER'S TABLE BELOW AND ASK HIM HOW FAKE THAT FELT!! OR HOW ABOUT FALLING 40 FEET FROM THE CEILING OF AN ARENA TO THE CANVAS BELOW AND ONLY TO DIE WHEN YOUR NECK SNAPS TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! ASK "OWEN H" HOW THAT FEELS!!! I LOVE WHAT I DO AND GRANTED...WE WOULDNT KEEP DOING WHAT WE DO IF YOU PEOPLE DIDNT KEEP FILLING THE ARENA'S NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AND BEGGING FOR MORE.HOW MUCH MORE "FAKENESS" DO YOU WANT???SO....WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO JUDGE TILL YOU HAVE DONE WHAT I HAVE???I THINK THATS A WRAP DON'T YOU?? "DUMBASS"!!!!! ------------------ Posted by jrh1406 on May 19 2001,13:41
Yeah, the fights are fake, you've admited it, you pull punches, and throw yourselfs around instead of actually fighting. and no it doesn't hurt that much to get hit with a folding chair, or break through a folding table, i've done it before. As for barbed wire and thumbtacks and all that shit, well i guess if you're really into that stuff you have more problems than trying to beleive that that wwf shite is real. As far as that guy that fell to his death, it was an accident, yes it sucked, yes, that was very real, but it also wasn't planned, he didn't get up that morning and decide that he was going to fall from the ceiling and kill himself to entertain people.
Posted by solid on May 19 2001,19:51
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------------------ lil kid: STOP IT STOP IT he's already dead! Posted by TheGreatFat on May 20 2001,06:29
Thanks for that ZODIACOCW. You just proved that WWF is fake. You hold back punches and I happen to know that the ring is spring loaded so that it isn't hard. Now try doing some real stuff. I'm not talking piss farting round in a soft ring I mean the real shit. Actual pain. and drawin pins don't hurt that much especialy when there are thousands o them. THat is why ppl can lie on beds of nails
Posted by Rhydant on May 20 2001,12:50
i watched the WWF and WCW for about 10 years. i stopped watching last September because it got TOO fake, and TOO predictible. its no fun watching the same guy win everytime. its not fun watching guys that could be potential superstars (i still hate that term) fight jobbers over and over again, just to get one shot at the big guys, but then they turn it around and hit him with a chair when the ref isnt looking. but Rikishi saying "Rock, you hurt my feelings!" and then START TO CRY..... common, thats just fuckin stupid. ------------------ Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 21 2001,18:42
REAL FAT.......SO YOU THINK "ALL" PRO WRESTLING IS FAKE HUH? YOU ARE A DUMBASS ARENT YOU? UNTIL YOU HAVE WALKED IN OUR SHOES DO NOT JUDGE US!!AS FAR AS THE RING IS CONCERNED IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU REALY DONT KNOW SHIT!!! THE RING IS MADE UP OF PLYWOOD AND STEEL BEAMS DUMBASS!!!!THERE IS NO SPRING....THE PLYWOOD IS ALL THE SPRING THERE IS!!!TOO BAD YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS YOU WANT US TO THINK YOU ARE RIGHT???COME JOIN OUR WORLD AND YOU WILL FIND OUT PRETTY DAMN FAST WHAT REAL PAIN IS!!!!!!"BOY"!!! ------------------ Posted by CatKnight on May 21 2001,19:07
quote: [dancingirishjig]the pauli exclusion principle only applies to fermions! h4w! [/dancing] Posted by TallAssAzn on May 21 2001,20:57
quote:If you were that smart, you'd at least be able to form coherent sentences, and be able to use "your" and "you're" in correct ways. If you can't understand all these big words people are sending at you, here's a synopisis (: : big word!): YOU'RE A DUMBASS. SHUT UP. ------------------ Posted by TheGreatFat on May 22 2001,03:02
So u have been under the ring- I can't recal ever saying that the ring was just 1 big spring did I. I said it isn't hard which I admitt was a mistake I ment to say that the spring is there so that the ring isn't as hard. I agree that there is steel framing as it is usualy in the sides around the ring conected to the poles in the corner. but in the very middle there is a very large spring. Now u want to know pain.... You try plaing football without pads, It hurts a hell of a lot when after marking the ball u land wrong on your food and snap your ankle in half, It hurts when u get hit in a tackl that breaks your jaw and face and it is garunteed that there will be a shoulder dislocated every week. That is a painful sport. U say I don't know anything about pain. You are mistaken. I have gone throu more pain that u steroid pumpin pussys ever will in that ring. And by the way the name is TheGreatFat. Get it right in the future
Posted by Silence on May 22 2001,03:14
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZODIACOCW:[B]great fat and jrs...... WE'LL BOZO'S [QUOTE] hahahahahahaha LMFAO That just proves....hey wait a minute who cares??? ZODIZCOCW, if you really are a WWF wrestler then why the fuck are you on detnet? Posted by Rhydant on May 22 2001,03:22
because no one likes him. and he doesnt have a life. and he has no other way to waste his time than to post on this message board about things HE hates, and HIS problems.Fuckin hypocrit (another big word!). when will these people learn? can i hit him now? ------------------ Posted by Rhydant on May 22 2001,16:51
Damnit!------------------ Posted by DuSTman on May 22 2001,17:57
quote: Not without painstaking choreography. Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 22 2001,18:12
quote:
but doesnt a black hole form from a ne=utron star and.... oh shit i mixed up pauli's exclusion principle with the chansgrekrer limit (i've no doubt spelt that word wrong) ------------------ lil kid: STOP IT STOP IT he's already dead! Posted by The_Stomper on May 23 2001,03:59
God, even I wasn't that lame as a lam0r on detnet ... what is this guy Zodiac's problem? Maybe we should all chip in a buck and buy this guy a new keyboard.Before you even respond to this, Zodiac, try thinking. Maybe you could even form a coherent sentence and respond to some questions that were asked, like "if you're from the WWF what are you doing on detnet?" and "are you a fucking dipshit?" Try typing without the capslock on, and actually thinking before you type. Admit it, asshole - the better part of your genetic material ran down the crack of your mom's ass and got eaten by the ants. Until you can make some sense on this board, I strongly advise you to shut your ball washer and go get some education; you've quite likely had a a lot knocked outta you from wrestling. (Unless you're lying about being in the WWF as well.) ------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 23 2001,07:14
ah its all fake anywayz isnt it?
Posted by masher on May 23 2001,10:22
Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar------------------ Posted by Rhydant on May 23 2001,12:56
???
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 23 2001,14:44
thanks not that i'm ever gonna rememeber how to spell it for when i need it
Posted by CatKnight on May 23 2001,15:10
quote: hehe that wasn't even close Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 23 2001,15:13
well it began with a c what do you expect of me ffs i'm notorious for not knowing how to spell thats why half my posts (such as this one) are edited sometimes i just dont bother thought. why cant people who discover all these neat stuff be called bob smith or something ------------------ This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on May 24, 2001 at 10:16 AM Posted by CatKnight on May 23 2001,16:04
cuz then everyday shmoes could claim they invented all sorts of cool theories."You theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing to me. I may have to steal it." Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 23 2001,16:16
mmmmm donutssorry it had to be said ------------------ Posted by ZODIACOCW on Jun. 14 2001,18:48
HEY YOU FUCKING JACKOFFS!!!!!I KNOW YOU HAVE ALL MISSED ME SOO BADLY BUT I AM BACK AND I AM PISSED OFF AT EVERYONE OF YOUR DOGFACED MOTHERS FOR HAVING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!GODDAMNIT!!!!FUCK OFF YOU BUNCH OF ASSLICKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! (SOMETIMES IT JUST HELPS TO SCREAM)
------------------ Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 14 2001,18:54
aw damnit. hes back. not like we care. hes just a waste of space, you know?im trying to come up with a real good insult, but ones that are really good, such as "dog faced mothers" has already been used. now back to my dumpster.... heh heh, that never gets old. ------------------ Posted by LiNeY on Jun. 14 2001,19:09
Oh no. Again this stupid bastard hanging around here. Instead of going back to elementary school and learning that capitals are reserved for the beginning of a sentence, for proper names and for God, he has to come here and unnerve us all once again...Go back to where you came from, ZODIACOCW. I promise I won't care where it is that you're from... as long as you go back to that little stinking hole it probably is. I am now forgetting that I am a lady for a moment... I will use some expressions I was taught never to use: "Fuck off, motherfucker." Get your dirty stinking ass out of our forums unless your non-existing brain cell is able to produce something that makes sense and contributes to our discussions. Posted by Dysorderia on Jun. 15 2001,19:13
quote:*claps* congratulations. You ACTUALLY know how to use the caps lock. now maybe you could try learning how to turn it OFF.... Geez.. *edit* Honestly, Zodiacocw, coming in here with your guns blazing ain't exactly gonna earn you any friends on here. Stop wasting our time, and get an education.
< The Bastard Operater From Hell > Dysorderia - The one and only Hell-Bitch This message has been edited by Dysorderia on June 16, 2001 at 02:21 PM Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 17 2001,11:21
quote: Gee, did your slut mommy finaly let you back on the computer? I guess ill just have to run back out there and fuck her again. Dont worry kiddy, i wont slap you around again after ass fucking your mommy and make you cry. Really, it does not hurt her, in fact she likes it. She said i was better than the 5 guys that could be your daddy that she gang banged the night you were concived. ------------------ Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 18 2001,18:25
Heh heh heh... good one.Evil ------------------ |