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Topic: GODDAMNITBROKEUPWITHGIRLFRIEND
started by: MeatJam

Posted by MeatJam on May 15 2001,18:31

ARGHHHHHHHH!!! AND I AM ONLY 8 DAYS OFF 6 MONTHS - I HAD TO CANCEL THE FUCKING 6 MONTH PRESENT AND EVERYTHING - GOD LIFE IS SHIT. ITS THE FUCKING PROM SOON AND NOW SHE WANTS TO GO AS FRIENDS - WHY MUST SHE TORTURE ME SO!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"Now i'll have to jerk m'self off round the clock 'cos i 'aint gettin' no proper sex with girls"

and yet i cant help feeling somehow freed.. damnit stupid emotion shit. someone hurry up and invent my a body of iron and steel >

Now its back to drinking, playing depressing music and flirting with all known females again..

D'oh!!!

Posted by T-bone on May 15 2001,18:37

simmer down buddy, chick are like buses, another one comes around every fifteen minutes...

tbone

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 15 2001,21:46

hey the flirtings fun makes you feel powerful

Posted by TallAssAzn on May 16 2001,00:16

Until then, browse.

Now she can't bitch at you for checking out other girls.

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 16 2001,01:57

DO NOT GO TO THE PROM WITH HER! SCRAPE SOMEONE UP NOW!!

That's all I got to say...

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Posted by Sithiee on May 16 2001,08:29

true that, if you go to prom with her, she owns you.

Posted by Wolfguard on May 16 2001,13:45

Better yet, find another date for the prom and tell her about it the day of the prom. This works best if the person you are taking is from outside the school system the prom is in.

yes, i have done this.
Yes, i have always been this way.

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Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 16 2001,18:33

HEY DUDE,,,,
DONT CUT YOURSELF DOWN TOO HARD.THERE ARE ALWAYS PLENTY OF BITCHES OUT THERE THAT PUT OUT AND WILL PROBABLY SUCK YOU OFF ALOT BETTER THAN THAT FUCKIN HO YOU HAVE BEEN WITH!!!FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID CUNT!!!!!!YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE TO LIVE....MAKE THE BEST OF IT.MY PHILOSAPHY IS THIS:REMEMBER THIS.....(IF YOU ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE....YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW!!)THINK ABOUT IT DUDE...IT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE.

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THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HARDCORE ICON WRESTLER OF THE MIAMI VALLEY!!IF YA DONT LIKE ME...BITE ME.BUT YOU SHURE AS HELL DONT WANT TO FIGHT ME!!!!

Posted by TallAssAzn on May 16 2001,20:38

Fix caps please... *rubs eyes*

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Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 17 2001,01:11

HEY "TALL" FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

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THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HARDCORE ICON WRESTLER OF THE MIAMI VALLEY!!IF YA DONT LIKE ME...BITE ME.BUT YOU SHURE AS HELL DONT WANT TO FIGHT ME!!!!

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 17 2001,03:00

quote:
Originally posted by ZODIACOCW:
HEY DUDE,,,,
DONT CUT YOURSELF DOWN TOO HARD.THERE ARE ALWAYS PLENTY OF BITCHES OUT THERE THAT PUT OUT AND WILL PROBABLY SUCK YOU OFF ALOT BETTER THAN THAT FUCKIN HO YOU HAVE BEEN WITH!!!FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID CUNT!!!!!!YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE TO LIVE....MAKE THE BEST OF IT.MY PHILOSAPHY IS THIS:REMEMBER THIS.....(IF YOU ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE....YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW!!)THINK ABOUT IT DUDE...IT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE.

What the fuck is your problem you fucking disembowled sheep fucker. Why dont you take your sophmoric shit back to daily radar cause it dont fly here. Hit the capslock button with your hindleg and do us all a favor. Goddamn stupid closeminded shits like you piss me off. Where do you live. Im gonna come burn out on your mother.

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 17 2001,03:02

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
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yes, this is my blood on my shirt.
yes, i am comforatable with that.

I am jacks liver.....

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB

Posted by Sithiee on May 17 2001,05:28

.....
yes, this is my blood on my shirt.
yes, i am comforatable with that.

Posted by ZODIACOCW on May 17 2001,18:03

HEY (LTT3)
LISTEN UP FUCKER AND LISTEN GOOD!!!ANYTIME YOU THINK YOU CAN BURN ME COME GET SOME!!!I LIVE IN MIDDLETOWN OHIO FOR YOUR INFORMATION BITCH!!I WOULD HATE TO BEAT YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF YOUR LITTLE FREINDS!!INCASE YOU CANT READ "MORON" I (AM)A MIAMI VALLEY "HARDCORE ICON" I AM A FUCKER THAT FIGHTS IN CAGES LITTLE PISSANTS LIKE YOU FOR A LIVING!!!I TOTALY ENJOY TAKING A BIGMOUTHED PUNK LIKE YOURSELF INTO A RING FILLED WITH BARBEDWIRE AND THUMBTACS AND DROPING YOU ON YOUR MISERABLE HEAD!!!!DONT BELEIVE ME?? CHECK OUT MY WEBPAGE!!!!http://communities.msn.com/wrestingintheocw

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Posted by pengu1nn on May 17 2001,18:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN YELL PROFANITIES IN CAPS TOO, loser.
must not be too good if you have a msn website

Posted by melk0r on May 18 2001,00:39

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
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yes, this is my blood on my shirt.
yes, i am comforatable with that.

HAHAH, can you say PERFECT RESPONSE.. thats great.. i laughed so hard i almost shit myself, but that is party due to the burger king onion rings.

Posted by Neophyre on May 21 2001,06:49

actually it's:

quote:

Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.

Posted by Sithiee on May 21 2001,08:16

if youve only seen the movie thats how it is.

Posted by The_Stomper on May 22 2001,23:49

"Bitches are just panty-droppers. A six-pack of beer, soft music, a couple Vicadin - and the panties drop. And it's nice!"

- Varsity Blues

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Posted by ZODIACOCW on Jun. 14 2001,19:03

STOMPER!!!

LETS BE HONEST HERE (PEEWEE).
THE ONLY PANTIES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN DROP HAVE PROBABLY BEEN YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!OR THE ONES YOU MAMA PULLED OFF AFTER HER PERIOD AND STUCK TO YOUR WALL FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL JACKOFF TOY!!!FUCK OFF AND DIE "JR"!!!!!!!!!!

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THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HARDCORE ICON WRESTLER OF THE MIAMI VALLEY!!IF YA DONT LIKE ME...BITE ME.BUT YOU SHURE AS HELL DONT WANT TO FIGHT ME!!!!

Posted by SimplyModest on Jun. 15 2001,00:40

quote:
Originally posted by ZODIACOCW:
STOMPER!!!
LETS BE HONEST HERE (PEEWEE).
THE ONLY PANTIES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN DROP HAVE PROBABLY BEEN YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!OR THE ONES YOU MAMA PULLED OFF AFTER HER PERIOD AND STUCK TO YOUR WALL FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL JACKOFF TOY!!!FUCK OFF AND DIE "JR"!!!!!!!!!!

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This message has been edited by SimplyModest on June 15, 2001 at 07:40 PM

Posted by Spydir on Jun. 15 2001,00:42

why the hostility ZODIACOCW? Were you anally raped as a child? Did Uncle Hurb touch you in your "special place".

Anyways... you're a dumbass man. Calm down, take your prozak. If your outrages continue, I'll sick midget on you. Yeah, that's right, I went out to Abi-whatever the fuck it was, and picked that SOB up. I've been training him, he's been fighting in the NMFA (National Midget Fighting Association) and he's the mike tyson of that bitch! Just... not black... and he doesn't have that funny voice... or push old people down stairs... but yeah, he'll bite your nuts dammit!

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 15 2001,00:46

Spydir, you just locked him in the basement with some neighbor hood 8 year olds didn't you?

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Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 15 2001,15:56

Funny you should post that. I saw your little sister's last night after the dance.

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Posted by Spydir on Jun. 15 2001,16:37

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Spydir, you just locked him in the basement with some neighbor hood 8 year olds didn't you?

no! It was 5-9 year olds, thank you very much!

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