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started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on May 06 2001,21:19

today was my first day of work. they won't even let me go to the bathroom without an escort. i don't even know what my job is yet.

Posted by cr0bar on May 06 2001,21:30

Are you sure you're not in jail? Your first day of "work" sounds a lot like every day in the slammer.

Posted by j0eSmith on May 06 2001,22:09

ROTFLMAO! Ahahhahaha
<balcony>
Warden: Ah ha, another Music pirate.
Warden2: Yes, I can't belive it, they keep falling for this 'job' scam
<zoom to the hallway below>
CK: Wow, I can't wait to start.
Warden3: Yes, we hope you enjoy your time here at *mumbleandcough*
CK: So do I..
Warden3: This man here with the billyclub, Glock and 20,000volt stun-gun will be your 'escort'. You can't touch, drink, piss, shit, eat, smile, frown, walk, stand, jump, turn your head, blink or speak without him supervising. Should you fail to remember any of this he is authorized to beat and electrocute you at will.
Warden4: *evil grin*
CK: Uhh.. at least the pay's good..

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by CatKnight on May 06 2001,22:09

ha ha very funny. you could have mentioned a mental institute as well. anyway < this > is where i work.

Posted by DuSTman on May 06 2001,22:16

My father (he who is partially responsible for the production of me - blame him) works as a database d00d in some plant where they purify uranium. He had his camera confiscated by the security guards, and he was displeased by this.

What a jolly nice story.

Edit: I made a joke about it being a mental ward, posted it and then found out someone else had made a similar joke in the meantime. Retracted. I also asked a question which had been answered in the meantime. Question retracted. Only the feintly amusing anecdote of the original post remains.

This message has been edited by DuSTman on May 07, 2001 at 05:26 PM

Posted by DeadAnztac on May 06 2001,22:50

Dude!!! I know someone who just started working there too! Holy damn!

Posted by DeadAnztac on May 06 2001,22:52

His real name is Adam Foch, he goes by Moto online and he started a job there about a month ago, he was in my clan FTA. Weirdness man, weirdness.

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on May 07, 2001 at 05:52 PM

Posted by j0eSmith on May 06 2001,23:08

Naval Research Labs: Attracting the best and brightest, then beating them with clubs.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by solid on May 07 2001,02:12

Dude thats wicked! I mean your work site has a .mil suffix!

And since it is the navy you'd better get a crowbar.. NO, not cr0bar, CROWBAR.

Posted by Wolfguard on May 07 2001,11:06

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Are you sure you're not in jail? Your first day of "work" sounds a lot like every day in the slammer.

This would explain why the updates to Detnet are so slow

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Posted by cr0bar on May 07 2001,16:33

Updates are slow because I was as sick as PersonGuy's dog last week, I have finals this week, and I'm moving and getting my wisdom teeth extracted next week.

"Sorry honey, I've got a headache tonight."

Posted by CatKnight on May 07 2001,19:50

j0esmith that made no sense

and anztac, do you know what branch your friend works in? is he doing an internship or a co-op or is he workin there full time?

oh and today they just bought me a computer-a dell dual 933 with a gig of ram and either dual 21" or one 16x9 24" monitor...I havn't decided yet

Posted by j0eSmith on May 07 2001,23:06

I'm sorry, I just wanted to be cool

*runs off crying*

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by solid on May 07 2001,23:27

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
I'm sorry, I just wanted to be cool
*runs off crying*

Whoa that's a good line to use when you're stuck in those situations..

Thanks j0e.

Posted by Chrissy on May 08 2001,05:56

excuses excuses---

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

Posted by masher on May 09 2001,10:29

<JOKE>
A couple of seal pups walked into a club the other day...
</JOKE>

edit: I made two spelling errors in that...
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"A woman is always buying something" - Ovid (43? B.C. - 18 A.D.)

This message has been edited by masher on May 10, 2001 at 05:30 AM