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Topic: It is fucking snowing
started by: j0eSmith

Posted by j0eSmith on May 04 2001,04:12

There is 3/4 of an inch of motherfucking wet, white, sticky snow covering my front lawn RIGHT NOW.

..Its May 4! MAY FUCKING FOURTH! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WEATHER? Why does every damn summer in this shithole have to suck. The last hot summer I can remember was '96 (might have been '94) when it got really hot.

This town is so goddamn depressing. No wonder I like to drink so much now...

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Posted by masher on May 04 2001,09:03

Over here its supposed to be winter. Wheres all the rain? Wheres all the tunder and lightening?

Nowhere to be seen.

The only reason we know its winter is because the calendar says so. Ms Nature, get your act together and transfer j0e's snow down here so we can have some rain...

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Posted by beuges on May 04 2001,19:02

At least you get snow... I've never seen snow. Last winter, I went on holiday up a mountain cos I wanted to see snow. It didn't snow. I was pissed off. Now, it's supposed to be getting into winter again, but I have to work this holiday, so I won't see snow again. \%$#\%$#^$^*\%#. I wanna play in the snow!

Posted by Frosty on May 04 2001,23:48

quote:
Originally posted by masher:
Over here its supposed to be winter. Wheres all the rain? Wheres all the tunder and lightening?
Nowhere to be seen.

It's supposed to be WINTER, he says. Where's all the RAIN? he asks...MY GOD MAN.

edit -- beuges: snow can be way fun to just mess around in, if you can stand the cold.

This message has been edited by Frosty on May 05, 2001 at 06:50 PM

Posted by Blain on May 05 2001,03:21

I live in fucking COLORADO, and we are getting snow, so shut your Canadian pie hole

. I just had to drive over some mountain passes to get to my sisters graduation, and one town got 36 inches the night before. Summer my ass

Posted by askheaves on May 05 2001,06:34

Yeah, it snowed here a couple times this winter. I don't see what the big deal with snow is. It always goes away after a few minutes anyways.

Posted by Neophyre on May 05 2001,06:57

actually its still autumn over here in australia, and spring in the us.

Posted by kixzor2 on May 05 2001,08:41

Yeah, New Zealand weather is fucked up too, I want to wear my nice new trendy black coat, and it's so humid i'm still wearing shortsleeves!

Tomorrow it's gonna be 21°C out, but pissing down. YUCK! Horrible warm rain + city = poo week.

Maybe God forgot to spin the planet far enough around this year?

Posted by TallAssAzn on May 06 2001,02:28

Over here in Washington, we didn't get enough snow in the mountains (rain in the lowlands, too), and now we're fucked over for the summer... No water = no power. Damn.

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Posted by masher on May 06 2001,10:52

quote:
Originally posted by Neophyre:
actually its still autumn over here in australia, and spring in the us.

Close enough to winter...

And its too warm here to get snow. Where I am anyway...

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Posted by kai on May 07 2001,02:27

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Yeah, it snowed here a couple times this winter. I don't see what the big deal with snow is. It always goes away after a few minutes anyways.

a few minutes? if only that were true up here too,

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