Topic: Idiodic Females
started by: CatKnight
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
(idiodic chick) (3:51:37 AM): fuck you
Shouldn't that have been:
quote:
catknight0 (3:51:37 AM): fuck you
This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on April 26, 2001 at 01:10 AM
been through that.
hehe in the end i got her
disclaimer:i don't actually read all the posts...you guys are waaaay to wordy for anyone to actually get through them all, but this is just the impression i have gotten from skimming. feel free to ignore it though, afterall i am invisible.
"I will listen to and sound interested about your problems after we have sex."
They will either go away or jump you.
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(idiodic chick) (3:18:08 AM): hey
(idiodic chick) (3:18:12 AM): =þ
(idiodic chick) signed on at 3:18:14 AM.
catknight0 (3:18:38 AM): whats up?
(idiodic chick) (3:18:43 AM): hmmmm
(idiodic chick) (3:18:46 AM): not much
(idiodic chick) (3:18:52 AM): why are you still up?
catknight0 (3:19:06 AM): no classes tomorrow
catknight0 (3:19:10 AM): roomie is workin on a paper
catknight0 (3:19:11 AM): might as well
catknight0 (3:19:15 AM): how bout u?
(idiodic chick) (3:19:22 AM): i dunno
(idiodic chick) (3:20:47 AM): :'(
catknight0 (3:21:13 AM): whats wrong?
(idiodic chick) (3:21:23 AM): nothin....
catknight0 (3:21:29 AM): c'mon tell me whats up
(idiodic chick) (3:21:46 AM): nothin...
(idiodic chick) (3:24:02 AM): :'(
catknight0 (3:24:22 AM): well i cant help ya feel better if you dont tell me
(idiodic chick) (3:24:38 AM): dont think you can make me feel better anyhow
catknight0 (3:24:56 AM): well i could try
catknight0 (3:24:58 AM): if you tell me...
(idiodic chick) (3:25:05 AM): men suck is all
catknight0 (3:25:12 AM): pssht duh
catknight0 (3:25:16 AM): where ya been
(idiodic chick) (3:25:17 AM): lol
(idiodic chick) (3:25:28 AM): my bf is a jerk
(idiodic chick) (3:25:51 AM): oh well
catknight0 (3:26:16 AM): what did he do?
*conversation about her idiodic boyfriend*
and ended like this...
(idiodic chick) (3:46:14 AM): yup...
(idiodic chick) (3:47:24 AM): shoulda left you off my list
catknight0 (3:47:31 AM): :-(
catknight0 (3:47:44 AM): you didnt have to message me
(idiodic chick) (3:48:02 AM): dont worry...with that attitude i wont ever again
catknight0 (3:48:20 AM): excuse me?
catknight0 (3:48:25 AM): im just trying to be nice
(idiodic chick) (3:48:33 AM): you didnt have to message me???
(idiodic chick) (3:48:45 AM): hows that not giving attitude?
catknight0 (3:49:06 AM): you messaged me first, and now you just said you should't have?
(idiodic chick) (3:49:14 AM): nevermind
catknight0 (3:49:20 AM): hmm
(idiodic chick) (3:49:34 AM): you practically begged me to tell you what was wrong and then acted like u didnt give a shit
catknight0 (3:49:46 AM): riiight
(idiodic chick) (3:50:04 AM): no advice on what to do either
(idiodic chick) (3:50:06 AM): thanks
catknight0 (3:50:21 AM): you obviously wanted to talk about it o you wouldn't have sent me those frown faces to get me interested
(idiodic chick) (3:50:58 AM): well i expected you to act at least half interested
catknight0 (3:51:06 AM): sorry i dont have any advice but i dont have much experience with dealing with violent incarcerated alchoholics
(idiodic chick) (3:51:23 AM): ???????
(idiodic chick) (3:51:37 AM): fuck you
(idiodic chick) signed off at 3:51:40 AM.
jeez...
ahhhh women.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
um no why do you think that? besides it was copy and paste.
I think it was a joke, and a damn good one.
It should have been you that became indignant at the end... and that's your problem.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
Ahh crap...so that's what I've been doing wrong! I've been too nice! So I should just completely change my personality, become an egotistical self-centered ass hole that only talks about myself and doesn't care what women think, as long as I get screwed? Ahhh....good plan! On second thought, maybe I'll just give them jim's number.
No no no, just PRETEND to be an egotistical self-centered ass hole. Pretend to be a little arogant also. You will get the same effect if you are pretending or really are an asshole. 90\% of chics cant tell the difference. ^_^
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quote:[/B][/QUOTE]
Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Ummm... I think you mistyped this line:Shouldn't that have been:
[QUOTE][b]catknight0 (3:51:37 AM): fuck you
um no why do you think that? besides it was copy and paste.
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Originally posted by fire_502:
CK - you try to be too nice. that's your biggest problem. you try to get girls to like you by providing them with an outlet for whatever is bothering them. then they start opening up and treating you like their own personal counselor who never has any problems of his own. don't try to play therapist. talk about yourself or anything else instead. being too sensitive will get you that good friend/can't date him status. but i have no explanation why you seem to attrack nut cases like ants to a picnic.
Ahh crap...so that's what I've been doing wrong! I've been too nice! So I should just completely change my personality, become an egotistical self-centered ass hole that only talks about myself and doesn't care what women think, as long as I get screwed? Ahhh....good plan! On second thought, maybe I'll just give them jim's number.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
[BOn second thought, maybe I'll just give them jim's number.[/B]
hes probably reading this and hes like "well now youre gonna make me post here.. sigh.. fine"
She didn't want to hear advice, dshe wanted to bitch. just shut up and say "uh-huh" when chicks bitch - don't give advice. Guys do it too (before chrissy and kuru's claws rake me
)When people bitch they don't want to hear what they shoulda done, they're feeling sorry for themselves. They don't want the guilt associated with hearing what they shoulda done/should do.
All they wann do is get vocal. It's a womens' primary form of stress relief. Us guys just have a wank or watch a contact sport. You were just around when hers happened. Don't feel bad.
Girl's instinctively know how to respond to this - guys don't. The appropriate response, should you wish to be involved in such a session, should be some subtle questions about what she thinks she should do and according to her state of mind, encourage her to go back to the guy 'cause he weally, weally wuvs her... (retch), or go put lipstick and brake fluid all over his car's paint job, that'll sort the asshole! (Wahoo!)
The idea is to only be there to confirm whatever it is she thinks she should do, not tell her what the right thing to do is.
Liability clause: Satan made me say this. He's used to flames, spare me.
ck, you don't have to be some jerk who doesn't care, just don't let the whole relationship be about you always comforting them. it's supposed to work both ways. but then again i don't have a boyfriend so there's probably a major flaw somewhere in my thought process.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Only offer advice if asked.
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Random thought: Ever tried to push a rope? It doesn't work.
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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
anyway to you guys/gals that are saying i shouldn't just comfort them all the time, well that's not what happens. i just mention that stuff more often. when im actually talkin to girls i usually try to ask them something and then relate something that happened to me to it, etc, so the conversation goes back and forth.
men can really suck.
'you want a friend in this life - get a dog.'
- harry s. truman
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
I do it to anyone who whines at me.
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