Topic: fresh meat
started by: rit
Posted by rit on Jun. 14 2002,00:05
i'm from alabama. (look, flame material right off the bat)i was sent here by an anonymous person. uhhh...is this how these threads normally go? i feel like an idiot.
later, q
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 14 2002,20:31
you should feel like an idiot...you ARE an idiot.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 14 2002,21:51
pay no attention to the douche behind the curtain (lyk). It's a n00b here, too. And a dirty, dirty one at that.Welcome to detnet, make friends, get a few tasteful/intellegent posts under your belt, then flame CatKnight.
Posted by rit on Jun. 15 2002,02:51
don't worry, dude. the only time i pay any attention to that dirty slut is when my cock is fully inserted into her mouth. she makes the cutest noises.
Posted by rit on Jun. 18 2002,00:00
That's right, bitch. You ain't got nuthin to say to that do ya? Fuckin cunt.
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 18 2002,22:15
i don't think i like you.
Posted by editor on Jun. 18 2002,22:17
rit, please calm down and post some more. kthnx.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 19 2002,01:24
rit ...you have quite the way with the ladies. Do you ever wonder why even your hand has a headache?
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,01:37
She started it. She always starts it, and I always look like the asshole.
Posted by editor on Jun. 19 2002,01:40
(looks at start of thread)damn.
You're right.
But you got mean too.
Meaner even.
So, start over.
Ask a question or something.
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,01:45
Yes, I got meaner. It's alright though, she can take it. I don't need to ask her any questions. I know everything about her. You want to know anything?
Posted by editor on Jun. 19 2002,02:04
If you're not careful, Detnet will define you by your entering attack on Lykosis.There are some here who like her.
I know because they never flame her.
Why do I think I know you by another name in another place?
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,02:25
Well, to be perfectly honest with you, I like her too. rit or R.I.T. are the only names i ever go by. I didn't come from puce, if that is what you are thinking. I lurk there sometimes, but I don't post there.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 19 2002,02:28
Not flaming someone isn't a sign that the person's liked.Sometimes it's a sign that they suck so much we just don't waste the energy.
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,02:35
She definitely sucks. That's one thing I'm sure of.
Posted by editor on Jun. 19 2002,02:43
Editor sidesteps thread.(she does provoke reactions)
Posted by RadioActive on Jun. 19 2002,02:50
rit, are you in any way related to her or know her personally?it sure seems like it from your posts.
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,02:53
I'm married to her.
Posted by editor on Jun. 19 2002,02:54
Post of the Week, right there.rilly?
Posted by RadioActive on Jun. 19 2002,02:58
that post just made my day.and suddenly this thread turnd into the funniest i've seen on detnet in a while.
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,03:04
Really married? Yeah, I have a piece of paper that says so.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 19 2002,03:22
| Quote (rit @ 14 June 2002,20:51) |
| don't worry, dude. the only time i pay any attention to that dirty slut is when my cock is fully inserted into her mouth. she makes the cutest noises. |
So that statement actually was made from experience...wow...
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 19 2002,14:32
too bad that statement is a lie...
Posted by editor on Jun. 19 2002,15:26
Now we'll never know who's lying...
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 19 2002,15:36
i think it's pretty obvious who is lying...
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 19 2002,17:33
| Quote (rit @ 18 June 2002,18:53) |
| I'm married to her. |
shit ...you're the reason why I have to hide under the bed?
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 19 2002,17:40
be sure to clean up any cat shit you may find under there. m-kay? thanks....
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,19:25
Dear Wiley, You don't have to hide under the bed, dude. Your wife, my wife, and me, we got it all worked out. Just quit drinking all my beer every time you're over.
-q-
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 19 2002,20:38
yeah um, remember when i suggested you start posting here? forget that...
Posted by rit on Jun. 19 2002,23:00
Excuse medear, you seem to have forgoten that I'm the man, and you are just the chick that cooks my dinner and sucks my dick.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 20 2002,02:02
0-->| Quote (rit @ 19 June 2002,170) |
| Excuse medear, you seem to have forgoten that I'm the man, and you are just the chick that cooks my dinner and sucks my dick. |
I like this guy!!
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 20 2002,13:53
good...you can suck his dick, and cook his dinner from now on...
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 20 2002,17:06
| Quote (lykosis @ 20 June 2002,07:53) |
| good...you can suck his dick, and cook his dinner from now on... |
Hey...I don't cook!
Wait...um....crap.
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 20 2002,17:29
what's your address? THE MAN is gonna need a place to crash for a few days...
Posted by kuru on Jun. 20 2002,18:51
You only like him because he's treating lykosis like shit. 
Posted by rit on Jun. 20 2002,23:09
That bitch will be begging me for a donkey punch tonight around 110.
Posted by rit on Jun. 20 2002,23:12
Fuck those stupid fucking smilies. This is why I hate the fucking internet. Stupid fucking smily faces and lol/rofl/imho/brb shit is everywhere.The porn is cool though.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 20 2002,23:18
| Quote (rit @ 20 June 2002,15:12) |
| The porn is cool though. |
Tru dat!!
Bukkake flicks forever baby!!!!
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 21 2002,03:15
| Quote (kuru @ 20 June 2002,12:51) |
| You only like him because he's treating lykosis like shit. |
more or less...
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 22 2002,19:43
| Quote (Wiley @ 20 June 2002,15:18) | ||
Tru dat!! Bukkake flicks forever baby!!!! |
Tell me you don't actually get off on those "loser-in-a-wallpaper-paste-fight" movies?
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 23 2002,18:24
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 22 June 2002,11:43) |
| Tell me you don't actually get off on those "loser-in-a-wallpaper-paste-fight" movies? :D |
um ...of course I don't ...those things are sick
del c:\movies\pr0n\bukkake\*.*
*whistles casually*
^Oni^, what about them Jap Scat movies ...pretty hot, huh?
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 24 2002,23:24
Poo on film is NEVER good. 
I like my pr0n straight and greasy.
Posted by forumwhore on Jun. 25 2002,10:11
I prefer oily.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 25 2002,14:03
yeah ...and with lots of anger
Posted by jim on Jun. 25 2002,20:23
| Quote |
| i think it's pretty obvious who is lying... |
I agree...
| Quote |
| don't worry, dude. the only time i pay any attention to that dirty slut is when my cock is fully inserted into her mouth. she makes the cutest noises. |
| Quote |
| I'm married to her. |
Everyone knows that you don't get your dick sucked after saying "I do."
Posted by BlackFlag on Jul. 19 2002,09:36
less penis in a porno is a good thing. This is why lesbian pr0n, despite how FAKE and cheesy it is (even compared to other forms of pr0n) is still my fav.