Topic: nigglenlicious
started by: nigglen
Posted by nigglen on May 25 2002,04:40
niggLenthat's me. driven by poo, music, women and the design world. i am a simple man. one that enjoys a good 12 pack and a rail. i take pride in not giving a fuck about anything or anyone. i was put on this earth to be a complete dockle and damnit, i'm going to do whatever it takes to acheive titanium docklism.
niggLen the dilznick
as i said above, i'm all about the good vibe and party atmoshpere. aside from work i think i'm an ok guy. i get a lot of satisfaction out of seeing someone smile, whether it be something from the website, something stupid i say, or even from the chowin down on a nicely shaven snatch. so i guess i do give a fuck about others??? i dunno. i'm still tryin to figure myself out. as a person i'm just another complete dockle i guess. see ya at the bar eh?
niggLen the designle
yea that's my job. been doing it for 10 years. design is in my blood. logos, websites, tattoos, whatever the fuck it is, I WANNA DESIGN IT! i've been designing professionally since i can remember and i love it! the part i don't like is having to deal with fucked up clients, stupid bosses, gay contracts, and all that other shiz that comes along. this is why i created poosmoke. i didn't want a cocksucker hanging over my head like the dirty, yellow stained bill of your NY yankeez ball cap. so i gathered up some homies and we tore some shit up. so yeah.. i'm a designle.
niggLen the dj
fuck... i love drum and bass so much that my ears ring non-stop. i have headphone indentations on my heed and my body is constantly moving to a beat. if i had to choose between women and drum and bass.. i'd choose drum and bass. that's how important it is to a mofo. i have been spinning for a while now. i used to throw down hip hop over a shitty shoutcast connection to my homies on the net. thats how the dj thing started i guess..... however it came about, i love doing it. and i do it whenever i can. jus gimmie them hard, pounding beats and a bong and i'm a happy man. come check me out live and i'll guarantee that your head will be bobbing like a tijuana whore on a gringo's dockle.
niggLen the poo smoker
if you don't know by now, i'm a big time poo head. it's a part of me just like my bloodshot eyes are. i smoke the herb cuz it allows me to tap into areas that otherwise i think would be shut off. creatively i'm saying.. whether i'm on the tables, designing, railing your mother, or even golfing, when the herb is sparked it's on. poosmoke has always been about sharing the joy and the greens. we have never turned anyone away from the goodness of the herbals.
anyways..that's it.. i'm a rockler. if you don't like me then fuck you. if you do like me.. well fuck u too.
things i love
heinz ketchup, simpsons, burgers, fries, bud light, new castle, facts of life, family ties, ketchup, wendys, olive garden, friday the 13th, sony products, pc's, texas chainsaw massacre, jerome baker bongs, drum and bass, too $hort, tupac, rebbeca gayheart, 90210, martinellis apple juice, jif peanut butter, jiffle, snoopdogg, reason version 1.0, trying to cook, turntables, bitches, ketchup, chocolate, jilz, mercedez benz, weed, haunted houses and ghosts in general, pron, porn, shaved snatches, tits, thongs. ok i'm stopping.
things i hate
that's a whole 'nother fuckin article yo. pac.
your dad tops the list tho.
Posted by Dysorderia on May 25 2002,06:05
ah screw it..
Posted by Beldurin on May 25 2002,22:15
| Quote (Dysorderia @ 25 May 2002,00:05) |
| ah screw it.. |
Good call.
Posted by Vulu on May 25 2002,22:54
you, sir, are a -- oh fuck being polite. you're a fucking shortbus bandit. and, please, let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on May 26 2002,00:44
mmm, napalm. Napalm sticks to damn near everything.Cannibal 10:24
And so it came to pass that Cannibal got out his Napalm (which hath stickyness to damn near everything), and tosted the newbie.
Cannibal 10:25
And the newbie did shreik and run up and down in the land. and Cannibal did laugh, and he then spake: "Hah, napalm hath stickyness to newbies!"
in other words, STFU
(adapted from HI:WA 'bible'
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Posted by Wiley on May 26 2002,01:36
Did you say you like ketchup?NiggLen, if I ever met you I would most likely be confused as to where the fuck I was. Maybe we could talk about all the cool shit that Sony puts out ...and pr0n ...maybe even some of the 57 great Heinz products ...but then I'm pretty sure you'd loose me. I thought for the longest time you were into the Cleavland steamers or something ...maybe it's time you thought of adopting a new slang term for herb you love.
Posted by Dysorderia on May 26 2002,02:37
| Quote (nigglen @ 24 May 2002,23:40) |
| niggLen the poo smoker |
this one sentence sums up this whole topic..^
Posted by BlackFlag on May 26 2002,10:01
was going to try to flame him.... just can't. its like shooting retards... too easy.
Posted by kuru on May 28 2002,13:21
How did this guy get past the entrance exam?There is absolutely nothing I can say that'll make this guy look like more of a loser than he already is. Shit.
Time to start mass dumping chlorine into the gene pool again.
Posted by BlackFlag on May 28 2002,18:59
some betadine would go nicely too.
Posted by Jimi on May 31 2002,16:17
Yeah I'm going with everyone else there is nothing I can say to make him sound like more of a fool, dug yourself a nice bloody great whole there 'poo smoker' have fun getting out.BF, I like your new Avatar... I'm bored of mine I just can't think of anything good and original to replace it with.
Posted by Dysorderia on May 31 2002,23:55
| Quote (Jimi @ 31 May 2002,11:17) |
| BF, I like your new Avatar... I'm bored of mine I just can't think of anything good and original to replace it with. |
try looking thru < DeviantART >'s AIM icon selection(front page>icons>AIM)
Posted by editor on Jun. 01 2002,00:45
That was quite the introductory post there, N.If you choose to ignore the flames, you might make an interesting post or two and we'll see!
How about your music, and like Wiley says, Sony?
Posted by Dysorderia on Jun. 01 2002,01:02
interesting post or two?screw him, the fuckwad.
for fuck's sake, he couldn't even spell pot correct, the retarded shit.
Posted by editor on Jun. 01 2002,01:07
And we wonder why there are fewer and fewer people here.I don't recall him attacking anyone.
Posted by Dysorderia on Jun. 01 2002,01:51
| Quote (editor @ 31 May 2002,20:07) |
| I don't recall him attacking anyone. |
he didn't have to.
that first post has damned him already.
Posted by editor on Jun. 01 2002,04:39
Xenaphobia; noun. def: Fear of strangers or aliens.
Posted by Dysorderia on Jun. 01 2002,05:24
| Quote (MerriamWebster @ Their website) |
| xe·no·pho·bia Pronunciation: "ze-n&-'fO-bE-&, "zE- Function: noun Etymology: New Latin Date: 1903 : fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners or of anything that is strange or foreign |
i like strange things and foreign people, so don't you dare accuse me of being xenophobic.
Posted by editor on Jun. 01 2002,05:53
Mr N was incredibly foreign to this board.I describe Detnet as being xenophobic.
My point is that most of the new people are being booed off the forums and some of the regulars have left.
Might get quiet in here.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jun. 01 2002,05:58
ed: there's no difference between being everyone's friend, and condoning trollish, childish, and generally stupid behavior.cr0bar walked this line, fairly sucessfully.
We, on EFNet's #detnet, are walking this line, and have taken the steps in informing people of their, erm, behavior. (I myself participate in such behavior from time to time, and I need a slapping back to reality just as much as most...)
This is a line which everyone must walk. On one side is Xenophobia, and other anti-social behavior, and on the other, is nobody liking the board, because of lamers, and their anti-social behavior.
Do not be afraid to warn people, flame newbies that deserve it, and flame detvets who deserve it.
and post more porn.
:edit:
signal:noise ratio. keep it low, basically.
Posted by editor on Jun. 01 2002,06:03
I rather figured that Nblabla wouldn't be making posts like that all the time, eh?I know he put a lot of work into it.
He was mostly likely stoned out of his gourd.
My feeling is, accept now and kick out later.
He might make perfectly reasonable posts sober.
You, BtC have been toeing quite the interesting line this week, yes?
You better bet I'm doing the best I can as I understand it on the forums... I don't think I'll ever get one quite like this again... so I'm really interested in its welfare!
I'd still like to know what a dockle is.
Posted by Pravus Angelus on Jun. 01 2002,06:17
I'm with editor..., it's pretty ridiculous to flame somebody that severely on their first post... he didn't do anything sacriligious (like post in all caps) or anything.Hmm. Reverse-snob effect..., I think I remember that from psych...
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jun. 01 2002,07:26
| Quote (editor @ 31 May 2002,22:03) |
| (1)I know he put a lot of work into it. He was mostly likely stoned out of his gourd. (2)My feeling is, accept now and kick out later. He might make perfectly reasonable posts sober. (3)You, BtC have been toeing quite the interesting line this week, yes? (4)I'd still like to know what a dockle is. |
re:1: Probably.
re:2: maybe he might. That's an okay policy tho.
re:3: Eh?
re:4: Yeah, I wonder too...
Yes, maybe we are a tad xenophobic.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,15:50
Actually, the poosmoker is the first newbie we've flamed in quite some time. CycleLady and Mhoraigh were welcomed quite readily after their first posts here.
Of course they didn't seem to be braindead and/or completely stoned and make a horrible first impression like poosmoker did.
editor, you are just gonna have to get used to the fact that we do not welcome EVERY newbie, nor do we flame them all. We know a good first impression when we see one, and poosmoker didn't make one.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 02 2002,07:20
| Quote |
| (1)I know he put a lot of work into it. He was mostly likely stoned out of his gourd. (2)My feeling is, accept now and kick out later. He might make perfectly reasonable posts sober. (3)You, BtC have been toeing quite the interesting line this week, yes? (4)I'd still like to know what a dockle is. |
1. I wonder if he tokes it up before interviews too
2. I say we go tough on them and increase the strength of the herd.
3. No comment
4. If he is a self described dockle then it can't be good, can it?
Posted by editor on Jun. 02 2002,21:27
dockle dockle dockle...my head hurts
No, he wasn't the best thing to ever happen to Detnet.
Still.
I doubt we'll ever see him again.
Posted by ^Evil_Matt^ on Jun. 09 2002,03:41
i fell out of my chair when i read his post.mabye i should post it to on some newsgroups for some fun.
Posted by nigglen on Jul. 23 2002,23:18
| Quote (editor @ 02 June 2002,14:27) |
| I doubt we'll ever see him again. |
boozle!
Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 23 2002,23:30
| Quote (nigglen @ 23 July 2002,18:18) |
| boozle! |
no not you again.....
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 23 2002,23:55
I have to agree with Dys on this;can you write something that others can understand?
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 24 2002,07:03
fo shizzy, nia.god I hate myself for making that joke...
ack...
Posted by Vulu on Jul. 24 2002,07:29
aight
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 24 2002,19:00
Be a zip down on da flip side, G.Foo's crazy.
I weep for the future.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 24 2002,19:18
i just pray for big rocks to fall from the sky...
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 24 2002,19:28
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!