Topic: i..
started by: Lila
Posted by Lila on Mar. 19 2002,05:44
am here. hi.
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,05:50
I met Lila on another forum; she rocks! So give her your introductory flames and let's welcome another (desperately needed) Woman to Detnet!
Posted by Lila on Mar. 19 2002,05:56
| Quote (editor @ 18 Mar. 2002,21:50) |
| I met Lila on another forum; she rocks! So give her your introductory flames and let's welcome another (desperately needed) Woman to Detnet! |
i am woman, hear me roar! *meow* wait.
WAIT!
that wasn't right. eh.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 19 2002,08:31
We can't flame her, sir! She hasn't said anything stupid yet!Welcome, Lila
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 19 2002,16:08
A/S/L ?How Yoou dewin?
Edit: The a/s/l think was a joke ...I'm not some internet lurker perv or anything ....do you have big boobies?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,16:33
She hasn't, but you guys have.Jesus H. Fucking Christ could you possibly avoid hitting on a chick for more than five minutes?
The tendency of the male detnetters to drool profusely over every new female who shows up here is a very large part of the reason I was gone so long. It's pathetic, it demonstrates that for the most part you guys care fuck all about what comes out of the female brain, and unless all a female wants is a bunch of cybersex requests, it sure doesn't make this seem like the kind of place to hang out.
And the girly girls who are here for nothing other than cybersex requests in a desperate attempt to gain approval from a bunch of geeks sure as hell don't raise the level of discourse.
Posted by liquid metal on Mar. 19 2002,16:51
some women are just designed to be used as sex toys.
that one may work.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,17:45
Yeah, some of them are. And I spend as much time as possible away from people with such limited capacity.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 19 2002,18:36
hummmmmm
Posted by Anztac on Mar. 19 2002,19:01
Welcome Lila.Kuru, it seems that once a guy has sex he ussually becomes increadably directed and can't think of anything but the next chance to breed. It's a very strange thing, and I'm wondering if I should hold off my first time just to avoid this. I hate shallow people. Girl dumped me 'cause I didn't treat her as an object and I didn't like it when her friends did.
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,19:36
which begs the question, how old are you, A?and if you don't feel right about it, don't do it!
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 19 2002,19:41
Welcome Lila, congrats on exposing the true nature of the DetNet forums with one thread. :pI especially enjoy the fact that we managed to incorporate flaming, an attempt at wit, the misunderstanding of said wit, and a useless reply within 5 posts.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,20:04
It's not truly detnet until at least one chick offers naked pictures and someone else laughs at and/or flames kuru.
Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 19 2002,21:41
| Quote (kuru @ 19 Mar. 2002,08:33) |
| It's pathetic, it demonstrates that for the most part you guys care fuck all about what comes out of the female brain, |
We do not have any particular disregard for the fruits of female intelligence, but so far we have seen little fruits of lilas intellect to judge.
We have been exposed to the the following information only about her:
Female.
Editor likes her.
Our unsophisticated reactions to her (woman good, woman gooood) seem to correlate quite well with this lack of information.
Fair enough, it can get a bit pathetic at times.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 19 2002,23:21
Not everyone is as single minded as your making us males to be kuru.
Posted by liquid metal on Mar. 20 2002,02:50
yeah and guys can have mood swings too so if we want our porn we get our porn but we can be sensitive too.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,04:39
So can we all just chill and not hit on her for a while so she can make some intelligent posts?Give her a little breathing room before she bags on the place because all she ever got was 'a/s/l' requests (whether you're kidding or not - after long enough as a female on the internet, you get just as tired of seeing 'j/k' at the end of it).
Posted by Lila on Mar. 20 2002,05:56
i am not a writer.faint music played in the background. mustard plug wasn't really mustard plug at all. the light was off, but she could still see what she needed to thanks to the lava lamp across the room. she lied in bed, on her side. was she going to get up? was she going to go back to sleep? more important things raced through her mind. thousands of thoughts per second. she was slowly sinking further and further into the mattress; if she was lucky, it'd swallow her whole. her eyes were open and staring at the wall which had a redness to it, thanks to the lava lamp across the room. though, she was thinking too much to even notice that her eyes were even open. questioning, worrying, regretting, hoping, fearing. sinking. and if she did sink through the mattress, where would she end up? finally, she closed her eyes. while she was sinking further down, her cat jumped up and lied down on her pillow next to her. once again, her eyes opened up but her wall was gone. only the dark fur of her cat was to be seen. she stared into the darkness with a new fear. was the darkness going to swallow her whole before or after her mattress does? again, thousands of thoughts came and cluttered her mind. her eyes were open, but she wasn't using them. blankly staring off into the dark fur. how can you not know if you're happy or depressed? a while goes by, and the sound of an ambulance could be heard from outside. and with that, the cat jumped away. goodbye darkness. hello wall. how could she be sinking so much but never drown? was this some sick torture? was she going to get up? was she going to try and sleep? it was 6.30am. she should have gotten up already. sinking. will she leave the mattress barren? sinking. will her thoughts leave her immobile? sinking. was she afraid of what was waiting outside? sinking. she didn't really care. now powerless and weak, she gave in. the mattress took her and swallowed her whole like she had wished for.
*buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz*
it's 5.00am, time for her to wake up. she was feeling very listless, and didn't even want to get up. couldn't get up? she decided to roll over on her side and think for a while...
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 20 2002,09:33
lila, you are damn fascinating.kuru, we're being nice to the new person over here. why don't you go sit with blackflag for awhile?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,13:30
Why don't you bite me?
Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 20 2002,13:50
| Quote (kuru @ 20 Mar. 2002,05:30) |
| Why don't you bite me? |
Because I've no idea where you've been.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,13:52
Oh goody, more implications that I'm a whore!Something NEW and DIFFERENT for detnet!
Posted by Lila on Mar. 20 2002,14:53
| Quote (damien_s_lucifer @ 20 Mar. 2002,01:33) |
| lila, you are damn fascinating. |
i wasn't aware of this. cool.
Posted by Lila on Mar. 20 2002,14:54
| Quote (Jynx @ 19 Mar. 2002,11:41) |
Welcome Lila, congrats on exposing the true nature of the DetNet forums with one thread.  I especially enjoy the fact that we managed to incorporate flaming, an attempt at wit, the misunderstanding of said wit, and a useless reply within 5 posts. |
word
Posted by Necromancer on Mar. 20 2002,17:29
| Quote (kuru @ 20 Mar. 2002,13:52) |
| Oh goody, more implications that I'm a whore! Something NEW and DIFFERENT for detnet! |
i think that was just a humourous response, not intended to ACTUALLY imply you to be a whore. I'm not gonna pretend that a new woman should mean i should just throw away my male instincts but i'm hardlky going to lose sleep if she doesnt even talk to me i do have better things to do. You shouldnt feel like you have to defend yourself kuru all the time no-one hates you, not anyone that matters anywayz.
and hey i don't like poet type people anywayz
practicality wins most times so don't feel like i'm as eager to jump overboard to try and "jump" the new woman as the rest of this lot. Yes i'm talking to you lot, for shame
Posted by Lila on Mar. 20 2002,17:41
| Quote (Necromancer @ 20 Mar. 2002,09:29) | ||
i think that was just a humourous response, not intended to ACTUALLY imply you to be a whore. I'm not gonna pretend that a new woman should mean i should just throw away my male instincts but i'm hardlky going to lose sleep if she doesnt even talk to me i do have better things to do. You shouldnt feel like you have to defend yourself kuru all the time no-one hates you, not anyone that matters anywayz. and hey i don't like poet type people anywayz practicality wins most times so don't feel like i'm as eager to jump overboard to try and "jump" the new woman as the rest of this lot. Yes i'm talking to you lot, for shame |
"and hey i don't like poet type people anywayz"
i hope you wern't calling me a "poet type". in fact, i dislike poetry a lot.
though i do like almost everyone who's posted in this thread so far, especially kuru.
Posted by incubus on Mar. 21 2002,03:20
| Quote (Lila @ 19 Mar. 2002,21:56) |
| i am not a writer. faint music played in the background. mustard plug wasn't really mustard plug at all. the light was off, but she could still see what she needed to thanks to the lava lamp across the room. she lied in bed, on her side. was she going to get up? was she going to go back to sleep? more important things raced through her mind. thousands of thoughts per second. she was slowly sinking further and further into the mattress; if she was lucky, it'd swallow her whole. her eyes were open and staring at the wall which had a redness to it, thanks to the lava lamp across the room. though, she was thinking too much to even notice that her eyes were even open. questioning, worrying, regretting, hoping, fearing. sinking. and if she did sink through the mattress, where would she end up? finally, she closed her eyes. while she was sinking further down, her cat jumped up and lied down on her pillow next to her. once again, her eyes opened up but her wall was gone. only the dark fur of her cat was to be seen. she stared into the darkness with a new fear. was the darkness going to swallow her whole before or after her mattress does? again, thousands of thoughts came and cluttered her mind. her eyes were open, but she wasn't using them. blankly staring off into the dark fur. how can you not know if you're happy or depressed? a while goes by, and the sound of an ambulance could be heard from outside. and with that, the cat jumped away. goodbye darkness. hello wall. how could she be sinking so much but never drown? was this some sick torture? was she going to get up? was she going to try and sleep? it was 6.30am. she should have gotten up already. sinking. will she leave the mattress barren? sinking. will her thoughts leave her immobile? sinking. was she afraid of what was waiting outside? sinking. she didn't really care. now powerless and weak, she gave in. the mattress took her and swallowed her whole like she had wished for. *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* *buzz* it's 5.00am, time for her to wake up. she was feeling very listless, and didn't even want to get up. couldn't get up? she decided to roll over on her side and think for a while... |
Mmmmmm, mescaline...
Posted by fatalbert on Mar. 21 2002,03:35
cool hair.awesome monologue.
| Quote |
| kuru, we're being nice to the new person over here. why don't you go sit with blackflag for awhile? |
owwwwwwch
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 21 2002,11:03
| Quote (Lila @ 20 Mar. 2002,09:41) |
| especially kuru. |
my flamethrower is armed and ready. i'm tired of CatKnight. I need some real competition. let's see what you've got.
Posted by Lila on Mar. 21 2002,12:53
| Quote (incubus @ 20 Mar. 2002,19:20) |
| Mmmmmm, mescaline... |
nah, i'm too cool for that shit.
Posted by Lila on Mar. 21 2002,12:54
| Quote (damien_s_lucifer @ 21 Mar. 2002,03:03) | ||
my flamethrower is armed and ready. i'm tired of CatKnight. I need some real competition. let's see what you've got. |
now what good would come of that?
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 21 2002,17:25
| Quote (incubus @ 20 Mar. 2002,13:20) |
| Mmmmmm, mescaline... |
Drugs are bad mkay
Posted by kuru on Mar. 21 2002,18:15
I have to admit I've developed a certain cynicism about the proceedings here, but it's funny how fast someone assumed I was being bitchy to or about Lila and told me to go sit elsewhere when what I really said was 'I know you guys are all horny but put your tongues in your mouth and give the girl a chance.'Too cute. All of you.
And remember, if you're going to drool, at least pass around the mop.
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 21 2002,18:28
Guys are like dogs. They want to shove their muzzles into your crotch the first chance they get ...... or did that only happen because I was visiting my friend (who has a pet bloodhound) at the wrong time of the month ... hell I dunno
So far, she/he/it ... (hey, sheeeeit ... SHIT!
) hasn't posted anything resembling an estrogen laden snippet of bodice ripping, cherry-popping harlequin romance ... Lila, brace yourself for the incoming flood of picture requests ...
Guys, behave!
... say, who else uses "PH34R MY M4D SK1LLZ YO" .... *skritch*
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 22 2002,02:26
| Quote (kuru @ 21 Mar. 2002,10:15) |
| I have to admit I've developed a certain cynicism about the proceedings here, but it's funny how fast someone assumed I was being bitchy to or about Lila and told me to go sit elsewhere |
I didn't assume you were being bitchy to Lila. I flamed you for bitching in general.
You have to admit the Blackflag crack was a pretty good one
lila, the flamewar is an integral part of detnet culture. we like to argue. it's nothing personal.
Posted by Lila on Mar. 22 2002,04:04
| Quote (damien_s_lucifer @ 21 Mar. 2002,18:26) |
| lila, the flamewar is an integral part of detnet culture. we like to argue. it's nothing personal. |
a-ha. i'm not one for arguing much.
Posted by editor on Mar. 23 2002,15:27
Sweet Darlin' Lila, you can change your motto the same way you did on puce.com...you can use "works with kids" I think it was...
I hope you have fun here.
Um, like "hiss" and stuff.
/ed. swoons
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 25 2002,04:08
| Quote |
| You have to admit the Blackflag crack was a pretty good one |
I don't know who should be more offended............
Posted by editor on Mar. 25 2002,06:12
go 'way.I'm after Lila here.
'bszzzz!'
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 25 2002,18:11
| Quote (Nikita @ 21 Mar. 2002,10:28) |
| Guys are like dogs. They want to shove their muzzles into your crotch the first chance they get ... |
You WRONG me, madam! I feel slighted and offended! I would never ever ever shove my nose into your crotch the very first chance I got!
I'd wait for the second chance.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 25 2002,18:49
Don't worry BlackFlag, that was far more an insult to me than it was to you.You should be so lucky that I might one day sit by you.
And you're both wrong.
Guys want to shove their muzzles in my crotch every chance they get.
Er, 'my' being 'a chick's'
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 25 2002,19:00
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 25 2002,19:34
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 25 2002,21:18
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 25 2002,21:59
Posted by editor on Mar. 26 2002,02:57
"this silliness has *got* to stop!"--Python
Posted by fatalbert on Mar. 28 2002,21:59
| Quote (kuru @ 25 Mar. 2002,13:49) |
| Guys want to shove their muzzles in my crotch every chance they get. |
um, no.
first of all, it's a face, not a muzzle. so don't try to make it seem like we're all dogs here...
the only one who's been treated like a dog lately is you...
but that's also mostly because you've been acting like one, so lets everyone cool down and smoke a bowl, or something...
hey ed, can we get a smilie for that?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 28 2002,22:29
Fuck you.
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 28 2002,23:01
| Quote (fatalbert @ 28 Mar. 2002,13:59) |
| first of all, it's a face, not a muzzle. so don't try to make it seem like we're all dogs here... |
Please do yourself and all of us a favor: pull that telephone pole out of your ass and learn to laugh at stuff. Life seems more fun then.
edit: i hate iB code
Posted by fatalbert on Mar. 29 2002,22:56
I'm sorry.it's just that I have a lot of respect for kuru, but when she goes off on these generalizing rants trying to sum up what all the detnet guys are like, I get a little offended.
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 30 2002,23:12
| Quote |
| Don't worry BlackFlag, that was far more an insult to me than it was to you. You should be so lucky that I might one day sit by you. |
Hey, at least i know who hates me and who's indifferent. You have to deal with alledged friends telling you to stop being a bitchy bitch of a bitch. Why is that do you suppose?
Posted by Lila on Apr. 01 2002,04:27
i have way too much chocolate.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 01 2002,04:47
Chocolote is good
Posted by incubus on Apr. 01 2002,05:02
Girls and chocolate. It's a win/win situation, baby!
Posted by Lila on Apr. 03 2002,09:03
| Quote (ic0n0 @ 31 Mar. 2002,19:47) |
| Chocolote is good |
i have to agree with you there, sir.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 03 2002,20:05
Lately, I don't like chocolate that much.I start to eat some because I get a craving for it, but then I stop because it's either too sweet or not sweet enough or too filling or somehow just not right.
And I tell ya, something is wrong there.
Posted by jim on Apr. 03 2002,23:00
hehehe..... hehehehe.... I may actually have to start reading this forum again.kuru hasn't changed a bit...
hehehehe...
Posted by kuru on Apr. 03 2002,23:32
As if you ever knew me to begin with.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by TonyDennis on Apr. 04 2002,04:05
Jim! You're back! ... or are you?
Posted by veistran on Apr. 04 2002,08:53
LOL, I about fell out of my chair reading this goddamn thread.
Posted by WillyPete on Apr. 26 2002,11:58
*yawn*/Stretches
Wassup, did I miss something?
Somebody say something interesting while I slept?
Oh hey, Hi Jim. Thought I felt a disturbance in the Force.
Posted by kbreak on Apr. 26 2002,12:03
nopeback to sleep
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 26 2002,17:45
Stop. Stop! This thread is getting far too silly.
Posted by Dysorderia on Apr. 26 2002,18:53
| Quote (Rshias @ 26 April 2002,12:45) |
| Stop. Stop! This thread is getting far too silly. |
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 26 2002,21:35
Bork bork bork!
Posted by Jimi on May 06 2002,12:30
Lila, having looked at your profile and seeing the link that you have as a homepage I have to put you to the test. If you pass I shall worship you forever as the first ever detnetter who is a greenday fan (other than me of course).What songs are these from?
"I love you's not enough, I'm lost for words."
-=-=-=-=-=-
"It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right"
-=-=-=-=-=-
"I am one of those melodramatic fools" (That one is easy)
Posted by kuru on May 06 2002,18:51
Choreographed and lack of passion. Prototypes of what we were.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial, for what it's worth, it was worth all the while.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it....
Posted by editor on May 06 2002,23:17
Kuru = L!la?/me scratches head
Posted by RadioActive on May 07 2002,02:22
Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
So take the photographs And still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
Greenday is awesome
Editor: Kuru != Lila (i think), Kuru == Greenday Fan or knows how to use google
Posted by kuru on May 07 2002,02:35
kuru != lila.kuru = green day fan.
Posted by editor on May 07 2002,04:42
why do I feel I dodged a bullet?/me likes L!la.
Posted by editor on May 07 2002,04:44
Damn, RA, you do your homework and stuff!
Posted by Jimi on May 07 2002,12:45
| Quote (kuru @ 06 May 2002,18:51) |
| Choreographed and lack of passion. Prototypes of what we were. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial, for what it's worth, it was worth all the while. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.... |
I dunno that one-=-=-=-
Good Ridance (Time of your life)
-=-=-=-
Basket Case
Posted by Jimi on May 07 2002,12:47
| Quote (RadioActive @ 07 May 2002,02:22) |
| Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= So take the photographs And still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Do you have the time to listen to me whine |
Redundant
-=-=-=-
Good Ridance (time of your life)
-=-=-=-
Basket Case
Posted by BlackFlag on May 07 2002,17:38
all brawn and no brains yeahand all those nice things yeah
you finaly got what you want.
someone to look good with
and light your ciggerete
is this what you really want?
i figured out what you're all about
and i don't think i like what i see
so.......
i hope i won't be there
in the end when you come around.
pretty good description of how i feel about my ex...... actually a few of my ex's.....
Posted by RadioActive on May 08 2002,00:05
Jimi, Kuru posted a different peice of lyrics from the same songs you posted. So did I, or at least I tried to. So if it all worked well your first quote, kuru's first quote and my first quote should all be from the same song. And so on. 
Posted by Dysorderia on May 09 2002,23:02
here ya go jimi, try to guess which songs these are from :Wake up the house is on fire
And the cat's caught in the dryer
What's the consolation prize
economy sized dreams of hope
I'm in distress
Oh mistress I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are to tight
Posted by RadioActive on May 10 2002,02:55
Philiosophy's a liar whenYour home is your headstone
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Well you know I will obey
So please don't make me beg
For blood sex and booze you give me
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Last one is a giveaway, bit I tried not to give out names. I just provided few lines right after Dysorderia's
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 07 2002,15:36
sweetchildren86 ='s lila
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 20 2002,14:48
Green Day = Poop.Sorry Lila, I think we've been through that already.
Posted by supercool on Jun. 23 2002,19:12
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 20 June 2002,06:48) |
| Green Day = Poop. Sorry Lila, I think we've been through that already. |
/me nods head and agrees
