Forum: Geek Forum
Topic: Where would you like your chapter 13 today?
started by: BlackFlag

Posted by BlackFlag on Jan. 31 2002,06:17
Vote now!  Your voice is meaningless, but entertaining!

(my money is on NASA.)
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 31 2002,11:56
ah its not fair so many lush choices to chose from!!!
Posted by RadioActive on Jan. 31 2002,17:14
hard to choose, perhaps HP would merge with AOL and take over IBM, gateway and whoever else is left out there.   lookaround.gif
oh yeah, and people finally realize that their iMacs, HP pavilion and compaq pressarios suck (i am not trying to start mac/pc debate here, just a hypothetical situation)


Posted by Jynx on Jan. 31 2002,17:54
lol, I can just see the Marines invading the Microsoft campus and taking it apart.....

AFTERMATH

Marine 1:  Man, that wasn't nearly as much fun as Afghanistan.
Marine 2:  Naw, but those sharpened CDs they threw at us were pretty cool.
Marine 1:  Yeah.  Aww, crap, I got some Geek Juice on my boots!
Marine 2:  Well, that's what you get for standing on their little pencil necks until their heads pop.  Hey, did anyone get The Big Geek?
[Marine 1:  Yeah, I heard the 8th busted into his office and took him out.  I also heard talk that he'll be tried for Crimes Against Humanity after the General's less-than-pleasant experience with XP the other day.
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 01 2002,21:37
starbucks does suck ass!
Posted by Snow-Dog on Feb. 06 2002,16:29
$^%$%#$# *Gnash* *droll* ^%(*^&(* DIE SHATNER DIE!!!!! ^&(*&^(*&^)(@)(($$#$#$# GRAAAAA!! (*&(*&^(^(*
Posted by BlackFlag on Feb. 07 2002,14:07
Quote (CatKnight @ 01 Feb. 2002,17:37)

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starbucks does suck ass!


seriously man.  the worst coffee i've ever tasted (and i have both worked in a coffee shop, and dated an italian, so i know what espresso is supposed to taste like), and charge the 2nd highest prices i've ever seen.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 07 2002,16:22
All coffee sucks ass! Now a cold 1 ltr of mtn dew in the morning that is awsome!
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 09 2002,00:31
Nothing with caffiene could possibly suck ass!!!! It can taste like ass, but not suck it.
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 09 2002,03:11
the best coffee is by far served at IHOP, Waffle Shop, or similar breakfast-oriented restaurants.
Posted by editor on Feb. 09 2002,05:42
hehe.gif

So Starsux, yes?  I gotta wonder, having been there tonite and watching people slurp caffeine, are they going to sleep tonite?

Ever wonder about those cups they use?  Are they not wax-coated?  Does not wax dissolve in heated liquids?  Does not caffeine make you wanna take a dump?  Does not wax make the "going good"?

So there's a line to the bathroom, emmmkay?  Any relationship there?

I wonder if Mtn Dew is around in LA, home of detnet and the civilized world, except for London and NYC....just a thought.
Posted by BlackFlag on Feb. 10 2002,06:08
will they sleep tonight?  Caffene puts some people to sleep.
wax coated?  some of the cups.
Will the wax melt from the hot coffee?  not quite hot enought to melt the wax.
caffene make you take a dump?  any strong stimulant, such as caffene, nicotene, cocain and other opiates, etc.  will affect your GI function.  If you're not used to the chemical being in your system, it will make you take a dump, or worse yet, give you a case of the shits.
line to the bathroom?  caffene is a diaretic.  if i understand correctly, diaretics dehydrate you by making your kidnies work a little harder.... wich will make you have to piss.

I have met many people fromt he west coast.  they weren't civilized=p
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 10 2002,06:21
MOUNTAIN DEW!
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,06:38
The coffee at the local Starsux is hot enough for my tastes, and one other thing,
"any strong stimulant, such as caffene, nicotene, cocain and other opiates, etc"

At least we know you don't do drugs!
Opiates are the opposite of the stimulant drugs, they're narcotics, which means, "sleep inducing" and opiates makes one constipated...yuk.

So how about parties when they pour liquor in a wax cup?  'course Velveeta cheese is flavored wax anyway!

The left coast has its moments, too!  I'm hearing about a lot of photographers flooding LA from NYC, due to lack of work.  It can't be all bad here, just 320 days of sun a year and the occasional earthquake.  Wouldn't wish that on anyone, they're nasty!
Posted by veistran on Feb. 12 2002,06:21
Quote (BlackFlag @ 09 Feb. 2002,04:08)
will they sleep tonight?  Caffene puts some people to sleep.
wax coated?  some of the cups.
Will the wax melt from the hot coffee?  not quite hot enought to melt the wax.
caffene make you take a dump?  any strong stimulant, such as caffene, nicotene, cocain and other opiates, etc.  will affect your GI function.  If you're not used to the chemical being in your system, it will make you take a dump, or worse yet, give you a case of the shits.
line to the bathroom?  caffene is a diaretic.  if i understand correctly, diaretics dehydrate you by making your kidnies work a little harder.... wich will make you have to piss.

I have met many people fromt he west coast.  they weren't civilized=p

caffeine is a diuretic and a stimulant, so it draws out water from the body and tends to give a bit of an endurance boost.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Feb. 12 2002,20:32
How the fuck that happened I don't know...


Posted by TheTaxMan on Feb. 12 2002,20:34
IHOP?  Please tell me you're joking.  It's all about who makes the coffee at places where it's not just drip (and the bean selection, but eh, it's pretty similar).  I make a killer mocha cappaccino at Einstein's Bagels...
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 12 2002,21:37
Mountain Dew!
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