Topic: I'm your Illuminated Deddy!
started by: beuges
I got this mail a while ago from one of my friends. It drove me crazy until I replied.
quote:
This is going to be the most fucked mail you have ever receive! But I'm almost done with my CV and I started to... well I... was trying to figure out... I kinda wanted to know... not that it's a contest... I really just kinda noticed... Kind of a Fleeting Thought... Well... I was pondering... I mean... I was just kinda wondering...
How many lights do have on your computer system?
I have:1 on each monitor;
3 on USB keyboard;
4 on remote keyboard receiver;
1 on gamepad;
9 on modem;
1 on SubWoofer;
3 on Tower;
2 on Removeable HDD Bay;
1 on CD ROM;
1 on CD Writer;
1 on Stiffy Drive;
2 on Network Card; (suspect)
1 on mobo for str;
2 on printerThat's 32 freaking lights! (me thinks)
Is that healthy? Man, that's fucking Phoenix!
The only thing freakier than this mail would be if someone replied.
Here's my reply:
quote:
I SO FUCKING HATE YOU!!! YOU BASTARD!!! YOU WILL FUCKING ROT IN HELL FOR THIS!!!I have:
9 on monitor (fuck you I don't have kewl kick ass 17" monitors like you) 4 on my keyboard 1 on my speaker 2 on my writer 1 on my stiffy drive 3 on my case 1 on mobo for str 2 on lan card 5 on printerI think that's all
i gots an internal modem so no lights there. Neither do I have a gamepad, 2nd keyboard, or removable hdd bay. Hey, come to think of it, if I did have all that shit I'd have more lights than you
so that makes 28
i so fucking hate you.
What about you guys?
This message has been edited by beuges on September 02, 2001 at 02:44 PM
3 on the monitor (HD15/BNC indicator, power indicator)
11 on the DTT2500 amp (music, movie, fourpoint, stereo, dolby digital, prologic dig in, prologic analog in, left only, right only, power, mute)
1 on my floppy
2 on my dvd
1 on my cd-r
4 on my nic (link, activity, 100mbit, full duplex)
0 on my keyboard (it's wireless)
0 on my mouse
9 on my usb hub (power, 4[two per port])
4 on my printer (power, paper, black, color)
1 on my scanner (power)
16 on my switch (power, 5[link, 100mbit, fdx])
4 on my modem (power, carrier, off hook, data)
Plus a bunch more on my fileserver, which has a floppy, cdrom, nic, and wired keyboard. Yeah, I'm inundated with LEDs.
2 on case (though i STILL cant get em to work)
3 on keyboard
1 on CD-ROM
1 on Floppy
(scrapes barrel)
oh yeah and i have a flashy L.E.D on the underneath of my HDD
and mabye 1 more if u count the lamp on top of my case
ooh wait 1 on my sub too
so all in all 16 ...17 if u include the lamp
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Leave the kids alone -
with me!
4 on my dsl modem.
10 on my hub (usually only 7-9 are lit, though)
2 on my case
6 on the nic
1 on my monitor
3 on keyboard
3 on cdrom, floppy and zip drive
and on my 2nd system,
6 on the monitor.
2 on the cdrom & floppy
2 on the nic
and 2 on the case...
that totals up to 41.
if you add in the phone and tv, etc., this room lights up like a christmas tree at night.
249 on hubs
109 on switches
6 on dsl router
2 on pcmcia nic #1
2 on pcmcia nic #2
9 on laptop
2 on sun monitor
10 on sun server HDs
1 on sun server floopy
1 on sun server cdrom
6 on sun sever keyboard
9 surrounding lcd display on sun server
12 on modem
3 on Nic in pc desktop
1 floopy on pc desktop
2 on cdr on pc desktop
1 on dvd drive on pc desktop
8 on pc desktop case
3 on pc keyboard
1 on pc monitor
1 on pc speakers
1 on sunworkstation floopy
1 on sunworkstation cdrom
6 on sunworkstation keyboard
1 massive on SGI case
2 on SGI cdrom
3 on SGI monitor
3 on SGI keyboard
1 on SGI speakers
1 on SGI nic
5 on KVM
1 on webcam
Jesus. Thats 463. Im sure theres a couple of things if neglected to mention. I dont even want to start on the stereo....
well here's my measly list:
1 on speakers
1 on monitor
3 on keyboard
2 on mouse
3 on case
4 on nic
2 on cd drives
1 on mobo
17 total