Forum: Geek Forum
Topic: HELL YES!
started by: CowboyNeal
Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 15 2001,21:34
Finally! My < oversized keyboard > came in the mail today! You see, before this came, I've been hitting keys, and inadvertently hitting 6-9 keys around it due to my...slightly large fingers. Hey, I said 69! Heh heh heh....anyway, back to the story. When I hit those 10 keys or so, the keyboard says "Sorry, your fingers are too fat to operate this keyboard. To obtain a special typing wand, please type IGOTMANTITS on the keyboard...now." It's pretty degrading. In retrospect, I should have probably not purchased a keyboard with a built-in speaker on the back, but, what're you gonna do? Anyway, I shan't be needing this dialing wand anymore! ...unless...I could always use it to stir my soup...yes, yes, that's a SMASHING idea! Anyway, my 4:30 snack is ready, and I'm already a few minutes late for that, so I got to run! Bye!------------------
I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.* *by little i mean huge** **and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
Posted by jiggyfresh on Jul. 15 2001,21:46
its not QWERTY, but aparently you can cook eggs on it
 This message has been edited by jiggyfresh on July 16, 2001 at 04:49 PM
Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 15 2001,21:53
FUCK THE KEYBOARD I JUST GOT, IM BUYING ME ONE OF THESE! That is, if it can really cook eggs...------------------
I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.* *by little i mean huge** **and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 16 2001,00:03
 < SwitchskinsTM > Nowhere on that page does it mention anything about being able to cook eggs.
And, btw, that picture isn't of a keyboard ------------------
Windows 95 -n- (win-doze): a 32 bit Extension to a 16 bit Graphical Shell of
an 8 bit Operating System originally coded for a 4 bit Processor by a 2 bit
company that can't stand one bit of competition!!
Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jul. 16 2001,01:10
Advice for thou: 
Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 16 2001,01:14
ADVICE FOR THOU: NEVER GIVE ME THE KEYS TO YOUR KITCHEN. Don't have keys to your kitchen? Then you're an idiot; anyone could come by and steal your precious, PRECIOUS food. Invest in a security system like I did to make sure the Wonder Bread...and ham hocks...and fried chicken...and cold cuts...don't fall into the wrong hands! ------------------
I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.* *by little i mean huge** **and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
Posted by DuSTman on Jul. 16 2001,01:58
Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 16 2001,02:06
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Windows 95 -n- (win-doze): a 32 bit Extension to a 16 bit Graphical Shell of
an 8 bit Operating System originally coded for a 4 bit Processor by a 2 bit
company that can't stand one bit of competition!!
Posted by Spydir on Jul. 16 2001,03:26
nice self portrait.------------------
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Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 16 2001,04:47
OH DUSTMAN, YOU FOUND MY MUTT LOAF! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!------------------
I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.* *by little i mean huge** **and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass This message has been edited by CowboyNeal on July 16, 2001 at 11:49 PM
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 19 2001,19:04
Not to mention this joke was ripped directly from The Simpsons...
Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 20 2001,01:42
Bitch bitch bitch! </Grandpa Simpson>------------------
I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.* *by little i mean huge** **and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 22 2001,00:01
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
truth doesnt come any simpler than that ------------------
Is it just e or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.
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