Topic: EVIL
started by: Dark Knight Bob
Some if not all of you probably disagree with my methods but me being of the anarchist cookbook type i never do things by halves cos then you just don't get the right mix of explosives 
moderate me all you want renegade i just wanted to put this up and hope for the best
Regarding the virus, there are plenty on the 'net - a websearch would turn up a number of especially malicious virii.
Personally, I think it'd be a lot better if you could somehow get him to delete his own files (social engineering). 
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Tyler Mitchell
"Hello," he lied.
-- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood agent
Shit in a bag (human shit is more disgusting than dog shit), put it on his doorstep, light it on fire and hide behind a bush. Whoever answers the door will be tricked into stomping it out.
Then bash his fucking mailbox in for good measure.
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"All is number" - Pythagoras
(try to get one in the glove compartment too)
jack up his car and put it on blocks.
remove all 4 tires and carefuly place them on the hood and truck of his car.
place all the lug nuts in the center of his tires.
Steal his lug wrench.
Watch the fun...sooner or later he will find out what is missing.
after he goes and gets a new lug wrench very nicely place a rag on his hood and return his lug wrench.
remove all the lugnuts and replace with randomly selected locking lugnuts. Deflate tires by removeing and replacing valve cores.
Leave an icepick next to one of the tires.
(no real damage done but its fun to fuck with their minds)
or better. works best on car with sun roof.
fill car to top with water. Fill with โ worth of guppies. watch look on face as he comes out and sees car has been turned into fish tank. Leave can of fish food on top next to sun roof
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
< TeamWolfguard.com >
although he probably has some sort of antivirus or something.
(edit: spelling)
This message has been edited by Bozeman on January 25, 2001 at 11:39 AM
what you need is a good, strong, sharp knife with a blade somewhere around 6" long.
use it to deflate his tires.
coat his car in eggs. uncooked, and break the shells. it will royally fuck up his paint job.
pour some sugar in his gas (petrol) tank. lots of it. the more the better. if you can't use sugar, use water.
put a flaming bag of dog poo on his porch.
but man, don't kill his computer just cause HE'S an asshole.
the computer didn't do anything wrong.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
make a vomit bomb and set it off at his residence.
My plan knock on his pretend to be pizza guy when he opens door spray him in the face with perferably red spray paint or mace. Or give him the pizza for free and insert whatever some sicking organic matter. Or may personal fav slip him some acid in his drink if you have acces to it.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
He came back a minute later, and it was gone.
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Originally posted by DuSTman:
He came back a minute later, and it was gone.
Ehh... the cake, or the doorstep? ;)
<<edit>> ugly smilies...
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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.
This message has been edited by Prometheus on January 29, 2001 at 05:37 PM
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
Hey it feels good to be humble again.
Back to the task, silkwrap him a copy of BO2K and do stuff to his registry. Pull his PWL file and his Internet acct details and screw with his account. Nothing that will last but a rebuild/install is always unwelcome.
As for the car, the coolest is to write on his hood with lipstick - you need industrial solvent to remove it. Or pour brake fluid on his paint - bye bye. Best one I heard though, was an slightly opened can of sardines under the back seat or inside the door panel.
Another fun one is to replace his mouse cursor with an identical one, but with the hotspot way on the other side, or fully off of the cursor. That'll drive him nuts.
you could play with the autocorrect funtions in word and add profanities everytime he types common words (it, and, but, for, you, i, etc).
i got a million of them
try looking on pr0n sites with pics that look like his mom (its hard, i know.. considering how old his mom can be). i found this one for this chick who works at Y.tv and im gonna email it to her coworker.. see what he thinks.. lmao.. and then im gonna watch it when theyre together.. he just might keep looking at her and thinking about it.. loooooool thats as funny as hell
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Originally posted by Bozeman:
The shaving cream bomb
tahts fucking brilliant man. fucking brilliant
or, go rent a paint ball gun. freeze the paint balls and shoot up his house/car/flower garden. whatever. theyre like BULLETS. frozen paint balls flying at 200+ mph.
and ic0n0, this is destruction of property. not fucking assault. idiot.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
go rent a paint ball gun. freeze the paint balls and shoot up his house/car/flower garden. whatever. theyre like BULLETS. frozen paint balls flying at 200+ mph.
As long as they are like BULLETS, you might as well be using BULLETS. Just paint balls will get you in enough trouble already, let alone, frozen, BULLET-like ones. Destruction of property is a real good idea. Idiot.
Better idea: rent a couple paintball guns, (or buy them) and play against your friends, you will soon forget the stupid ass who trashed your girlfriend.
And kuru, while you are right about his computer not doing anything wrong, neither did his tires, his paint, his engine, or his fucking porch. I'm suprised you would say something that hypocritical.
Dark Knight Bob...
Why couldn't you do anything to stop it? Just get in his face and tell him to stay away from your girlfriend (assuming your girlfriend also wants him away). Simple. If he doesn't, then kick his ass in a fair fight. You acted like a coward then, and now, to make up for it, you want to do something even more cowardly. If I'm wrong about the situation, then please feel free to go into detail about what happened.
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fission:
Personally, I think it'd be a lot better if you could somehow get him to delete his own files
Now thats an idea!
/* I'm not trying to put anyone down, so if I did, sorry. I'm just trying to be the voice of reason. */
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. - William Blake
i don't really give a shit about other objects.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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It's not that you're wrong, it's just that i'm right!
i'm a cop you idiot!
you lack discipline!
you son of a bitch!
well i hope you leave enough room in your stomach cos i'm going to ram it with my FIST!
wait a minute, dont they call you 'Mounties' from where you live?
hehehe
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
This message has been edited by j0eSmith on January 31, 2001 at 07:17 PM
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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Don't make me summon the Royal Canadian Mounted Hoardes!
i thought you said something else..... heh ehehe hehehehehehe
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
i'm a cop you idiot!
I'm detective John Kimble!
First... i would like to just get to know you...
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
coward? HA you asking for a can a whoopass to be opened on yaz. i aint gonna go into details so ner >:P
Your bravery on these forums astounds me. Why couldn't have said something like that to him? Could it be that I was right?
to kuru - fair enough
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. - William Blake
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
i dont care about the consequences i want this asshole to pay and pay good.
But THEN you couldn't do anything. I see. That makes MUCH more sense now. Seeing that you're a cop and all. Thank you for clearing that one up.
"DAMN YOU!!! You'll pay for what you are currently doing to my girlfriend! You'll pay...sooner...or...later..."
and like i said i'm not going into details
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It's not that you're wrong, it's just that i'm right!
Why not square off with him now. Go toe to toe with him about it. He'll either back down out of fear and you win or he won't and then it's on. I like the people I'm paying back to know it's me. They tend not to fuck with me again. And if they do, I just get worse.
As for messing with his car, I prefer the "Drive him insane" approach.
Cars now have a regulator in the gas tank so only the nossle from unleaded fuel pumps can be put into them. This is easily removed with a hammer and screw driver. Then drop a baked plastic ping pong ball into the gas tank.
When the car starts, it runs for a little while until the suction from the fuel line pulls the ping pong ball down to the fuel line. Then the car stalls. After the stall, the suction is gone and the ball floats back to the top of the gas. The car starts and everything repeats. No real damage other than the regulator so not a whole lot of legal risk but he'll spend ALOT of money and time trying to figure that one out.
The ping pong ball has to be baked plastic though or the gas will eat right through it.