Forum: Geek Forum
Topic: Tits
started by: blanalex

Posted by blanalex on Oct. 29 2001,21:03
Have you ever wondered if scientist one day create a ternary computer... We would talk about CPU in terms of tits instead of bits

We could see Penthouse, Hustler and Playboy publish articles on the computer industry: "Intel launched today its new 64-tits processor, code-named 'Pamela Handerson'. The popular former playmate claimed to be honored. Competitor Motorala maintains its 'Ally McBeal' processor line, claiming that although there is less processing units, it has firmer support. Enterprise computing giant IBM have announced that their 'Jenna Jameson' multi-way parallel CPU will be released in Q2 2002."

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 29 2001,21:44
go back to bed too much caffeine for you

edit:thats the kind of moronic crap i'd come up with you know.

just waits for someone to post about my maths sex talk thread

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on October 30, 2001 at 04:46 PM


Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 30 2001,22:46
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speaking of which, too bad that Cesium OS turned out to be a hoax article. That sounded really cool! A 3d-accelerated gui!


Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 31 2001,02:23
quote:
Originally posted by blanalex:
Competitor Motorala maintains its 'Ally McBeal' processor line, claiming that although there is less processing units, it has firmer support.

rotflmfao ...

Actually, I'd probably prefer Ally to Pamela. Everyone knows that tits aren't everything. And besides - who knows how many diseases that whore has?

Funny how deep the Intel-Motorola analogy runs with Pamela-Ally ...


Posted by blanalex on Oct. 31 2001,20:44
I just wish that i could be the router in a 16-cpu SMP system!
Posted by porn_dealer on Nov. 01 2001,01:19
I just wish this thread was never started.

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