Topic: Length of Longest Relationship
started by: demonk
Posted by demonk on Jul. 07 2002,06:09
Just something I was wondering about. Thought it would be interesting to see how long detnet people can keep a partner.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 07 2002,06:42
demonk, you are exactly the sort of member I look for.
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 07 2002,07:30
still can't vote...blahapprox 2.5 years straight, then on and off again for another 3 years.
Posted by demonk on Jul. 07 2002,08:17
| Quote (forumwhore @ 06 July 2002,22:42) |
| demonk, you are exactly the sort of member I look for. |
Awwww, your going to make me blush
Posted by veilside on Jul. 07 2002,20:32
i picked the last option, i figure that more clearly represents zero than "0-2 months". 
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 07 2002,20:46
Couldn't voteBut my answer is many many years ....7+
Posted by Mhoraigh on Jul. 07 2002,23:02
well, I've had an 11month (only 3 weeks real-time) long distance one, a 10month long distance (seeing each other about 3-4days every month).......but real time in the same city/country/state and seeing each other almost daily - I think it's 2months. I had another that was about 6 months - but that was an on-again - off-again thing.
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 08 2002,12:42
You're talking about relationships and not phone-bills right?
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 08 2002,14:02
7 years.Then *poof*, like smoke she left.
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 08 2002,16:17
Didn't the instructions warn you not to wear spiky leather accessories in case you punctured her?
Posted by Mhoraigh on Jul. 08 2002,20:05
| Quote (WillyPete @ 08 July 2002,04:42) |
| You're talking about relationships and not phone-bills right? |
Sadly yes - I'm talking relationships. I seem to attract long distance ones. Either I'll meet them while living in a foreign country and then move, or I meet them right before leaving the country....or somesuch
Posted by joelthegreat on Jul. 08 2002,22:19
Longest relationship would be: LIFE.I'm married....there goes my life, ah ha ha ha, she'd kill me.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 08 2002,22:44
| Quote (WillyPete @ 08 July 2002,08:17) |
| Didn't the instructions warn you not to wear spiky leather accessories in case you punctured her? |
Don't joke about that ...I popped my inflatable sheep.
I miss that little guy.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 09 2002,00:20
Marketed as "The Incredible Bonking Sheep". Scary stuff.At home I have a pic of a classified ad for a "slightly used inflatable sheep".
And no, my ex was not inflatable. She currently works for a pharmaceutical company and is fucking a real estate assistant that she started dating a month after we split.
*sigh*
God hates me.
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 09 2002,01:05
Haha"Honest officer, I was just helping it back over the fence!"
What do you call an Aussie sheep dog?
A Pimp.
A month after you split huh? And you believe that?
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 10 2002,14:27
A month after we split, yeah, they were officially dating. We were pretty open to communication and she had just finished university, got a new job, etc etc... I will chalk it up to 'housecleaning' and 'needing life changes'... I know that nobody will believe me, but she would have told me if she had cheated... she has a reeeeally guilty conscience and we still talk... at any rate, it sucked. Karma is really mad at me for something.What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?
Mick Jagger says "Hey, You, get offa my cloud!"
Scottish Farmer says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"
Posted by compact3000 on Jul. 10 2002,15:12
My longest one was 4 days... after that i just gave up on girls...
Posted by humanoid on Jul. 17 2002,09:26
about 18 months 
Posted by ic0n0 on Jul. 17 2002,17:22
I have never had a relationship with a anyone, oh well. I am now destined to be a hermit
Posted by Marauder on Jul. 17 2002,20:39
No relationships? Well, I think I can say that's about as good as what I got - short relationship with a psycho. Don't worry - they're not all that, and sometime in the future you'll find an opportunity. I'm beginning to get apathetic about the whole thing.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 18 2002,14:46
Never look for love or relationships. That will poison you from the start.Let them happen.
I have my fair share of short'n'loony exes.