Topic: Sex in the swimming pool!
started by: Nikita
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 01 2002,05:45
Now hold your horses, it wasn't me.Only saw it ... along w/ 4 of my guy friends tonight.
You know something's going on when all 4 of them shut their yappers at almost the same time ... and resume in rapid-fire french.
I had my back to the pool (was more interested in my burger than the scenery - was at the beach all afternoon). Caught enough of what they said ... turned around, and there were the porn-stars-to-be, going at it right in front of the underwater pool light.
Hell, there were even guys standing on the deck right next to them watching the action. I betcha they all were drunk (an empty keg ended up in the pool for a bit just prior to the free show). The girl looked like she was 18 or something ... maybe less?
We were trying hard to stare while not trying to look like we're staring. We were even debating if they were really doing the nasty.
We didn't feel like swimming anymore.
Posted by demonk on Jul. 01 2002,05:51
That's when you go over and say "Mind if I join in?"
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 01 2002,05:56
P I C T U R E S
Posted by incubus on Jul. 01 2002,06:01
| Quote (Nikita @ 30 June 2002,21:45) |
| We were even debating |
<obvious pun>mass debating?</obvious pun>
Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 01 2002,06:08
i'm so pissed this was at the pool WHERE I LIVE and she didn't tell me about it. and last week nikita said she was swimming here in her bikini and she didn't even tell me until later that night. GRR!
Posted by demonk on Jul. 01 2002,06:13
Wait a minute. CK, you and Nikita live really close to each other?
Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 01 2002,06:16
duh who do you think showed her detonate to begin with
Posted by demonk on Jul. 01 2002,06:27
Well, I thank you for giving the detnet community a fun member. Now, you have a new mission. You must send us pictures of Nikita in a bikini before the end of the summer 
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 01 2002,06:48
what? you mean you haven't seen them? she emails me pics of her all the time. doesn't she email them to the rest of you?*waits for the chaos to begin*
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jul. 01 2002,07:00
*walks in wearing black leather trenchcoat* 
*opens trenchcoat and whips out akimbo MP5k's and gets Matrix-lobby-scene on the Mayor of Detnet and his bodyguards*
mmm, assassination...
*walks to the mayor's computer, and procedes to forward all mail to his account, and delete the local copies*
"hmm... what was that noise..."
*blasts last bodyguard hiding behind curtains with akimbo Thunder 5's chambered in .410 shotshell*
*guns down computer and walks off whistling*
Posted by demonk on Jul. 01 2002,07:24
hey Nikita, why have you been holding out on me!?!?!?!
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 01 2002,07:45
OMG THAT IS FUNY SHIT LOL!!!!!!!1111Those smilies are da' shizit Bob
You can tell he's evil becasue of the shifty eyes.
Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 01 2002,08:12
| Quote (demonk @ 01 July 2002,02:24) |
| hey Nikita, why have you been holding out on me!?!?!?! |
because she doesn't like you?
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 01 2002,09:01
*bleeds*those weren't my bodyguards, those were poor, starving little ethiopian kids that Sally Struthers had talked me into adopting (what the hell, it only cost me 18 cents to feed 500 of them for 8 years).
Hope you feel good about yourself now.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 01 2002,13:23
LOLOLOLOLNikita showed me a photo long ago when I got here.
So N, any more?
No offense, Beldurin, I don't want to see you in a bikini.
Maybe it's the horns... dunno.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 01 2002,15:43
I was swimming once with an um... friend who was getting frisky in the pool. We were at her complex and so I asked if we could just go up to her appt, but she wouldn't have it ...she wanted to do the deed in the pool. I would be ok with it if there wasn't a kid with floaties and his father teaching him to swim at the other end of the pool. The kid couldn't even swim, I'm not about to be giving him so sex lessons. But I'm pretty sure if I had some beer in me I wouldn't have said no.
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 01 2002,15:53
holy shit good morning to you all too ... 
Now to clarify ...
-I don't email pics all the time. I rarely do. I know you sick bastards channel it between yourselves. Yea, busted!
-I was sunbathing, not swimming - water's cold ... oho you guys would love to see that, wouldn't ya?!
-No pics of me in bikini ... Why the hell do you think I don't tell CK I'm gonna be at the pool there?
(well, b/c usually it's a spur of the moment "hey, wanna go to the pool, we're leaving now!" thing) But now I don't know if I want to touch the water of that pool, CK ... 
-Ed, if I'm ever out in the area, you can take the photos ... (blame Wiley for not flying me out to his wedding! j/k) Make me look good!
-I want Bob's smileys!
So .... any of you guys try to do it in a pool before?
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 01 2002,16:04
I am awake.... does that count......
Posted by demonk on Jul. 01 2002,16:07
Once in a hot tub. Now while it wasn't the actual deed, let's just say she was very happy afterwords 
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 01 2002,18:47
| Quote (Nikita @ 01 July 2002,07:53) |
| So .... any of you guys try to do it in a pool before? |
I did more then try
Posted by Uberkommando on Jul. 01 2002,19:15
| Quote (demonk @ 01 July 2002,10:07) |
| Once in a hot tub. Now while it wasn't the actual deed, let's just say she was very happy afterwords |
Echo.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jul. 01 2002,21:55
| Quote (Beldurin @ 01 July 2002,01:01) |
| ...those weren't my bodyguards, those were poor, starving little ethiopian kids... |
So. The skinnies are starving because they can't get along and form a stable government. And they had shortened AK-47's, little earpieces, and black sunglasses. they're bodyguards...
Posted by CNCJake on Jul. 01 2002,22:17
several times in the hotub, just because it was the safest place to do it at her parrents house. Oh man it was hard to keep a straight face after her dad complained of the "scum" in it, the next mourning. She told him it was because her and her sister wear so much body lotion. Anyways its not that great in the water, unless you go get some waterproof lube which is a hugh mess.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jul. 05 2002,08:50
my smilies are from another forum that I frequent, for a Half-Life mod called Hostile Intent. I live in the < Weapons and ammo > forum. ("We butcher damn near everything.") if you swing by, read the < scriptures >.
that's one of my better efforts at doing bastardizations... (yes, I post as Bob_the_Cannibal. I always post as Bob_the_Cannibal. if you see BobCannibal, that's also me. Half-life, TFC, CS, FA, DOD, Tribes, anything. I'm bob_the_Cannibal)