Topic: You aint going to believe this...
started by: Wolfguard
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 15 2002,19:46
I went to a store in CC philly yesterday. i was doing a little shopping for some "leather" goods. As im in there a 6' blond with a great body comes in to pick up a special order. She goes into the booth to try it on. as im looking around she comes out and asks me "do you think my husband will like this?"
I turn to see the hot blond in a leather teddy that left just about nothing to the imagination. Thank god for quick wits.
I told her "That would depend."
"on what?"
at which point i dropped to one knee and asked "Would you marry me?"
She gave me a quick shocked look then started to laugh. I was grinning like an idiot. She went back and changed back to normal clothes, came out and patted me on the head and paid for her new outfit.
I hope her husband likes it as much as i did
Posted by Marauder on Jun. 15 2002,19:50
Most smooth. I must discover your secret of how to talk to women.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 15 2002,19:58
being married myself helps I dont have to worry if a pickup line is going to fail. i just have to worry if it will work! The true secret is just never get flustered no matter what happens. Shock will cause your brain to slip into nutral for to long and if that happens the moment will pass...
Posted by incubus on Jun. 17 2002,04:05
you tha man wolfie...
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 17 2002,05:26
/me bows in awe of Wolfie
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 17 2002,15:01
Other options to the question: "You think my husband will like this?"- No, you need to find someone who will appreciate it. (raise hand)
- If he doesn't, he needs a beating. Here's my number.
-W: You sure you're not wasting your money?
B: Whaddaya mean?
W: Well if he's like me, he'll want to rip ir apart once he sees it. Bye Bye teddy.
- You're asking me this just because you want to see a grown man cry, right?
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 17 2002,15:34
| Quote (WillyPete @ 17 June 2002,10:01) |
| -W: You sure you're not wasting your money? B: Whaddaya mean? W: Well if he's like me, he'll want to rip ir apart once he sees it. Bye Bye teddy. |
This she could leave on the entire time. Needless to say there would be no access issues on that server
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 17 2002,18:20
um ...what kinda leather goods were you picking up in that store?/me pictures Wolfguard in one of those masks with the zipper over the mouth
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 17 2002,18:43
just a few things for the weekend... 
but if you really must know.
< http://www.stormyleather.com/sf/lingerie/bordello/charness.html >
and a couple of new floggers
Posted by editor on Jun. 17 2002,19:48
ewww.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 17 2002,19:50
yeah, i left that part in the store
Posted by editor on Jun. 17 2002,19:53
Nothing worse than a girl who thinks she's cute.I bet the wifey is much better!
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 05 2002,16:10
Part II or "The lesbian, the proposal and the ashtray."Im at the local bar with the Mrs on wed night and the place is filling up. Out of the corner of my eye i see this couple come in and sit down at the tables around the bar. These two girls are totaly into each other and i just think "How cute.".
the night goes on and one after another these ladies are shooting guys down left and right. Some of the guys walked away with a totaly shocked look on their face. I think its funny as hell.
finaly some numbnuts steals my ashtray and i have to come up with another. I do notice that the couple does not smoke and since they are not far away i go over.
I get as far as "Excuse me." and one of them lights off.
"Buddy, im here with my girlfriend. The only way we would be intrested in you is if we got to take turns at your ass with our strapon dildos."
My answer as i sat down for a second.
"Lady, im just here to ask for the ashtray but your proposal sounds much better."
2 stuned lesbians and a few seconds later the one that did the talking starts to laugh. Slides the ashtray over to me and gives me a high five, turns to her girlfriend and says.
"Damm, a real man and he turns out to be married!"
Another round of laughs and i go back to the Mrs. with my ashtray.
Life is so much fun when you are quick on your feet.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 05 2002,20:57
| Quote (editor @ 17 June 2002,11:53) |
| Nothing worse than a girl who thinks she's cute. |
That's a girl???