Topic: So why in the books and movies...
started by: WillyPete
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 09 2002,22:43
... do the women authors show how a guy is meant to make love by having him take ages; do the full body tongue-bath; do it deep and slow; etc; etc, yet when you've slid it in about 12 times the avg girl decides it's the Kentucky Derby and rides hell for leather?What gives?
All the cosmo and guy' guides to bonking go out the window. It's down to the one who can go the mileage the fastest.
where the fuck is the 'take it easy', 'nice n slow' kinda girl.
Or do I just end up with all the psycho hose bitches from hell?
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 10 2002,14:38
I've had the slow and sensual before... then I've had the sweaty rodeo... and this is with the same person in the last 2 months... 
Depends on the mood.
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 10 2002,14:48
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 10 July 2002,09:38) |
| Depends on the mood. |
Yup! I doubt that your technique is bad and she's speeding things up to get it over with. You might have touched her just the way she likes it and sent her into a frenzy. Just how much foreplay did you have?! Tease.
Oh yea, and thunderstorms ... oh baby.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 10 2002,16:31
The more you pay attention to your partner in bed, the better you get. And I don't mean just staring at them while you drill. Pay attention to their breathing, if your hands are anywhere in the lower region, you will feel muscle contractions and subtle stuff. Not tootin' my horn, but I'm a VERY attentive lover.
Oh, and thunderstorms are certainly bonerific.
Posted by demonk on Jul. 10 2002,17:39
Rain on a quiet Saturday afternoon. Nothing makes me want to call up someone special and crawl into bed with them. Wouldn't even matter if we did anything more than just lay there and listen to the rain hit the pavement and trees outside the window while in each other's arms. Damn, I need to write one of those trashy love novels... or get laid. Guess which one will happen first?
Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 10 2002,20:24
I'd say that it's a question of mood and situation, too...Another thing: maybe she wants to get some action first, and afterwards relax and do all the cuddly stuff?
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 10 2002,21:37
demonk - tough call. You either :1) write the trashy novel based on experience (har har, if doing the hootchy kootchy were always as bodice-ripping I wouldn't waste MY time to WRITE a novel, oh no), or
2) invent creative techniques from all the imagination/fantasizing poured into the trashy novel (rivaled only by the Kama Sutra)
3) ah screw writing ... books on tape!
LiNeY - yea! It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ...
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 10 2002,21:52
| Quote (Nikita @ 10 July 2002,13:37) |
| It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ... |
What is this cuddling you speak of?
Posted by fatalbert on Jul. 10 2002,22:17
roflI always saw the gentle cuddling as a precursor to more sex...
at east, that's what ends up happening in most cases, no?
Posted by lykosis on Jul. 10 2002,22:23
either that or just falling asleep...
Posted by demonk on Jul. 10 2002,22:58
| Quote (Nikita @ 10 July 2002,13:37) |
| It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ... |
And yet women DEMAND that men do this when they themselves can not. I can't count the number of times my girl wanted to cuddle and I was about ready to hump the bed post. Ah, what am I complaining about? These days, I'll take just cuddling over what I'm currently getting: NOTHING!
In all seriousness, I really enjoy cuddling (after I've gotten mine of course
) and don't complain when asked to cuddle up with a person I really care about.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 10 2002,23:06
I'll cuddle before hand, but not so much after the deed. It's kind of hard to get close to somebody with all that spooge on their face
Posted by demonk on Jul. 10 2002,23:18
That's that the top sheet if for! Haven't you ever had to blow your nose in bed? Same principle.
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 11 2002,01:23
Wiley say "BIZAAAM! I'm a winner!"
Seriously though. My next question is why are guys always typecast as rolling over and going to sleep. All my buddies agree that we feel pepped up and ready for a few more rounds, but after her orgasm the majority of girls want to sleep?
As for the original topic, I was really referring to the long slow shag. It seems to have lost its popularity. Everyone seems to want the microwave minute, not the slow roast. Ver unlike all the female romance novels. Mostly I like to eat my ice cream with a teaspoon you know, so the good stuff lasts longer.
Yeah, I guess it IS the mood. Long distance thingies can be that way. 2 weeks without and then when you visit, they'll want to play catch up right away. They've already had 2 weeks of 'go slow'.
And no, I've never had any complaints about technique. Thx Nikita, for not doubting that..
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 11 2002,13:42
People fall asleep because they are coming down from a high. Everyone does it. Men, women and if what Wiley says is true, sheep. Seratonin and Phenylethylamine are the best drugs ever.