Topic: Guys;
started by: fatalbert
Posted by fatalbert on Apr. 13 2002,17:43
I was gonna make this poll only, but that would've disappointed most of you.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 13 2002,18:05
C. Hung like a bear.
Posted by kbreak on Apr. 13 2002,18:32
So I googled "size of a bear's penis" and I found this;"WhiteHowl> don't all the people in those #gaysm channels have names with "bear" in them?
<scoop> average length is 4"
<Wildcatt> hahahahahah
Venezia is gonna fall outta her chair laffin
<Vermyndax> UHHHH "
Posted by fatalbert on Apr. 13 2002,20:10
I guess, if this is one of those polls that spontaneously tell you you have already voted, it may cause some brou-ha-ha...
Posted by incubus on Apr. 13 2002,20:42
This subject's been discussed lots . . . at great length.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 13 2002,22:04
| Quote (kbreak @ 13 April 2002,12:32) |
| So I googled "size of a bear's penis" and I found this; ... <scoop> average length is 4" |
Sounds about right...
Posted by veistran on Apr. 14 2002,01:17
<BlackFlag> Couldn't you have just said "hung like a jew?" </blackflag>
Posted by fatalbert on Apr. 14 2002,18:10
yes, I could've
Posted by liquid metal on Apr. 14 2002,23:15
being cut has nothing to do with length
Posted by fatalbert on Apr. 15 2002,04:51
you just wish it didn't
Posted by BlackFlag on Apr. 15 2002,12:46
*sigh* could someoen please try to figure out what the fuck is up with the "you have already voted" shit?
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 15 2002,15:28
I am hung like…..well….i don’t know…..i have nothing to compare it too. 
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 15 2002,18:27
im hung like a baby8lbs, 22"
Posted by kuru on Apr. 15 2002,18:36
Is that why your left leg does not bend?
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 15 2002,18:58
only when your around...
Posted by kuru on Apr. 15 2002,19:24
Wonderful allusion.Now let's leave them wondering.
My, my Wolf, what big teeth you have....
Posted by liquid metal on Apr. 15 2002,19:30
| Quote (fatalbert @ 14 April 2002,23:51) |
| you just wish it didn't |
want pictures?
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 15 2002,22:06
| Quote (kuru @ 15 April 2002,14:24) |
| My, my Wolf, what big teeth you have.... |
Better for ripping the flesh off of the stupid my dear.
You think the teeth are impresive you should see the toungue behind them...
Posted by fatalbert on Apr. 15 2002,23:42
| Quote (liquid metal @ 15 April 2002,14:30) | ||
want pictures? |
do you want to post pictures of your genitalia here?
Posted by editor on Apr. 16 2002,00:27
... or maybe just a link? Um, please?
I don't want Detnet to be famous for a show your dick thread...
hmm. maybe I would.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 16 2002,01:39
As long as the guys possessing the dicks are at least 18, who cares?
Posted by editor on Apr. 16 2002,04:13
Um, but don't you get pissed when I post girlie shots?I really, really don't want to know what xxxxx and xxxx's dicks look like...
Posted by kuru on Apr. 16 2002,04:28
Remember the deal?I don't get pissed off about girlie shots as long as I get to see stud shots.
Posted by editor on Apr. 16 2002,04:31
kbut I'm still not posting genitalia...
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 16 2002,04:40
| Quote (kuru @ 15 April 2002,22:28) |
| Remember the deal? I don't get pissed off about girlie shots as long as I get to see stud shots. |
stud shots? that rules out most of us here...
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 16 2002,06:14
| Quote (kuru @ 15 April 2002,20:28) |
| Remember the deal? I don't get pissed off about girlie shots as long as I get to see stud shots. |
Do I have to remind everyone that I was the only one to pose in my underware for any length of time, taking one for the team, AND then having the chicks all back out.
..I just want some respect here..
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 16 2002,06:15
| Quote (j0eSmith @ 16 April 2002,00:14) |
| Do I have to remind everyone that I was the only one to pose in my underware for any length of time, taking one for the team, AND then having the chicks all back out. ..I just want some respect here.. |
yeah, that get's you all kinds of respect...</sarcasm>
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 16 2002,14:48
who wants to see my genitalia? 
Posted by kuru on Apr. 16 2002,15:40
Send it to me FedEx.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 16 2002,17:38
Posted by liquid metal on Apr. 16 2002,19:41
as soon as i get a working camera once again i will post it.and my well cut flesh as well.
aha!
i'm guessing you want it errect right? for true length?
Posted by kuru on Apr. 16 2002,19:59
Wolf: My tongue has a piece of metal through it.LM: Hell, why not just hold it up to a ruler?
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 17 2002,07:13
| Quote (Beldurin @ 15 April 2002,22:15) | ||
yeah, that get's you all kinds of respect...</sarcasm> |
Quiet you..
Posted by WillyPete on Apr. 17 2002,08:55
| Quote (kuru @ 16 April 2002,07:40) |
| Send it to me FedEx. |
Haha. Preferably in a jar with formaldehyde.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 17 2002,15:02
Posted by kuru on Apr. 17 2002,18:44
Or, I guess ic0n0 could show up at my door. But not in a box. The FedEx guy has a habit of dropping those.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 17 2002,18:48
| Quote (kuru @ 17 April 2002,04:44) |
| But not in a box. The FedEx guy has a habit of dropping those. |
The fedex dude drops wangs at your door?
Posted by kuru on Apr. 17 2002,18:56
No, he drops Feds.The WangEx guy drops Wangs.
DUH.
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 18 2002,04:13
| Quote (kuru @ 17 April 2002,10:56) |
| No, he drops Feds. The WangEx guy drops Wangs. DUH. |
Dude, that joke sucked. Really.. fell flat..
Sorry, but I had to say it..
Posted by liquid metal on Apr. 18 2002,22:16
| Quote (kuru @ 16 April 2002,14:59) |
| Wolf: My tongue has a piece of metal through it. LM: Hell, why not just hold it up to a ruler? |
that can be thrown into the picture too.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Apr. 20 2002,03:26
hmm, call it at 135 lbs of express 8 o'clock AM next-day delivery, live cargo... shit, fedex has a size limit
fdex will not deter me from showing up at kuru's door.
Posted by editor on Apr. 20 2002,03:43
um did you know she's armed?maybe get her permission,
it could be a brief visit.
Posted by Uberkommando on Apr. 20 2002,05:32
| Quote (Bob_the_Cannibal @ 19 April 2002,21:26) |
| hmm, call it at 135 lbs of express 8 o'clock AM next-day delivery, live cargo... shit, fedex has a size limit fdex will not deter me from showing up at kuru's door. |
I've got an uncle who's a pilot for fedex. For a slight fee, I'm sure I could arrange something...
Posted by veistran on Apr. 22 2002,09:56
I know my share of airline pilots. Most of them are ex-active duty Navy too.
Posted by WillyPete on Apr. 22 2002,14:37
| Quote (Bob_the_Cannibal @ 19 April 2002,19:26) |
| hmm, call it at 135 lbs of express |
Your genitalia weighs in at 135 lbs?
Doood! You need to seek medical attention quick!
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 22 2002,15:14
I'm kinda surprised at how the poll turned out.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 22 2002,20:22
it's weird, I was reading this article that said something about if you're uncut and have had more than 6 sexual partners you're much more likely to get some weird ass disease I never heard of that causes cervical cancer in women.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 22 2002,22:11
HPVHuman Papilloma Virus.
That's what the metal Q-tip is all about at the gynecologist's office.
Sexually transmitted, but not a huge deal except to the relatively small number of women who at some point get cervical cancer. Of all the things you can catch, I think that one worries me the least.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 23 2002,20:20
yeah, that was it. it sounded rather tame and easily defeated.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 23 2002,20:35
It's not guaranteed at all that someone with HPV will get cervical cancer, and even if they do, routine Pap tests will catch it in time for a cure.Mostly a problem for people who screw around a lot, run a high risk of cancer due to heredity, and never see a doctor ever.
All in all, I concern myself more with not getting herpes, HIV, gonorrhea, hepatitis, crabs, and chlymidia.
Posted by Necromancer on May 27 2002,22:04
| Quote (veistran @ 22 April 2002,20:22) |
| it's weird, I was reading this article that said something about if you're uncut and have had more than 6 sexual partners you're much more likely to get some weird ass disease I never heard of that causes cervical cancer in women. |
it's just one of those thing for people to justify why they were crazy enough to get it done to themselves. I find not sleeping around a more "hygenic" way of dealing with the problem.
Posted by Wiley on May 27 2002,23:51
but way less fun
Posted by liquid metal on May 28 2002,00:41
this thread has been dead for a month..and i'm still waiting to send kuru a pic of my dick.
Posted by veistran on May 28 2002,06:29
| Quote (Necromancer @ 27 May 2002,16:04) | ||
it's just one of those thing for people to justify why they were crazy enough to get it done to themselves. I find not sleeping around a more "hygenic" way of dealing with the problem. |
well, as I said, it is indeed weird what they'll come up with as a reason.
Posted by kuru on May 28 2002,12:17
Minor nitpick: most of the American males who get circumcised are cut when they're babies. Less than a week old. It's not like they generally have any say about it, nor does it relate to their sexual habits. It's typically done because of 'tradition', that's how it's 'always been'.And dude, my email is in my profile.
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 09 2002,07:11
"Always been"? My manhood has "always been" long, white, and uncut. It's never been cut. Find it barbaric myself; and I certainly don't plan on subjecting my kids to that.While we're on the subject, anyone want 8 inches of thick Ukrainian sausage?
Posted by kuru on Jun. 09 2002,13:56
I thought you had a fiancee?
Posted by demonk on Jun. 09 2002,19:35
Heh, not for long.../me forwards link to thread to Stomper's fiancee
Posted by RadioActive on Jun. 09 2002,21:17
| Quote (j0eSmith @ 16 April 2002,01:14) |
| Do I have to remind everyone that I was the only one to pose in my underware for any length of time, taking one for the team, AND then having the chicks all back out. ..I just want some respect here.. |
ummm, no you weren't.
i am pretty damn sure askheevs did it too. unless you are the same person and i missed something.
Posted by blanalex on Jun. 09 2002,23:02
So, i have the pictures ready... uncut...kuru, do you want the picture of my genitalia in erect of flaccid state?
i won't post it on the forum tho, i'll send them to you by mail
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 09 2002,23:13
Jeez, nobody here can take a joke, can they? I just asked if anyone wanted it. Never said you could have it.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 10 2002,01:11
You are over 18 right?If so, both.
And heaves is a hottie. Course, I'm biased.
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 11 2002,22:28
/me is a ripe old age of ... 19. Still two years off worldwide legality.
Posted by demonk on Jun. 12 2002,00:03
When your a kid, you just count the days till you are 16 and can drive.When you turn 16 you can't wait to be 17 so you can see R rated moves legaly.
When you hit 17, you can't wait to be 18 so you can "get the hell out of here".
When you turn 18, you can't wait to be 21 so you can drink legaly.
When you turn 21, you can't wait till your 25 and can rent a car.
When you turn 25 you can't wait till your 65, can retire, and collect social security.
That's life in a nut shell
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 12 2002,05:42
Heh. Adopted to Canadian rules ...When you're a kid, you just count the days till you are 16 and can drive. But since you just have a G1, you can't drive unless it's with someone with 4 years of full license.
When you turn 16 you can't wait to be 17 so you can see R rated moves legally. But the age in Canada is 18. Grr. At least you can get your G2 and drive on your own.
When you hit 17, you can't wait to be 18 so you can "get the hell out of here". And see R movies. And vote. Whoohoo. Voting. Yay. But at least you can get your full license (finally!
When you turn 18, you can't wait to be 21 so you can drink legally. In the States. We Canucks get two years "drinking practice" on you Yanks.
When you turn 21, you can't wait till your 25 and can rent a car. When you're 21, you already have a $100 000 government debt and couldn't afford to rent a car anyhow, since you can rent at 21 in Canada IIRC.
When you turn 25 you can't wait till your 65, can retire, and collect social security. Except you have to work off your $100 000 goverment debt first, so you're working till you're 70, bitch.
When you're 70, you die.
Bah.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 12 2002,07:50
| Quote (demonk @ 11 June 2002,18:03) |
| When you turn 21, you can't wait till your 25 and can rent a car. |
And your insurance goes down! Less than 1 year! w00t! It's sad that this is the only thing I have left to look forward to, isn't it?
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 12 2002,15:38
You're all forgetting the 45year mark where you get divorced and try pick up 18 year olds again so you can think 'yous da pimp mastah!' still.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 12 2002,20:50
and get a hair piece and a Ferrari.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 12 2002,22:05
19 and engaged?You poor, poor soul.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 17 2002,14:48
| Quote (kuru @ 16 April 2002,07:40) |
| Send it to me FedEx. |
Severed? In a box? How VanGogh...
Posted by kuru on Jun. 17 2002,20:59
Well he can send his whole self if he's over 18 and will fit in one box... Otherwise, yeah, I guess severed.
But for the sake of NOTA, stick it in some formaldehyde.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 17 2002,22:26
I travel well. I can comfortably fit in almost any "box". Formaldehyde is stinky. Do you really want a mail-order stinky severed penis? I mean, shit, an inexpensive dildo is $15 or so.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 18 2002,03:24
I paid $75 for mine.Very lifelike. Silicone. Almost perfect duplication of real skin.
Posted by Marauder on Jun. 18 2002,03:32
(Of all the things to copy...)
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 18 2002,12:05
Yeah, but can it take out the trash...
Posted by kuru on Jun. 18 2002,13:36
Nope, but I'm not above doing that myself.I'm not the kind of chick who thinks everything 'icky' is the male's job.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 18 2002,14:11
Then why don't YOU try cunnilingus? Eh? Just kiddin'... the most surreal thing I ever saw on television was footage of a dildo factory. All these old polish ladies painting veins on a huge sea of rubber cocks swaying in time to the music.
Talk about traumatized.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 18 2002,14:30
Giving? I tried it.I don't like it.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 18 2002,14:40
| Quote (WillyPete @ 18 June 2002,07:05) |
| Yeah, but can it take out the trash... |
SHIT!
soda all over the place and my gum noplace to be found...
Just cought me off guard.
Posted by Marauder on Jun. 18 2002,20:44
Besides, you can't cuddle with a sticky rod of plastic... or rather, I sure as heck hope you dont!
Posted by kuru on Jun. 18 2002,20:57
I prefer real men.
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 19 2002,16:32
| Quote (kuru @ 18 June 2002,12:57) |
| I prefer real men. |
..as compared to what?
Fake men?
May flatmate brought home the American Pie DVD (1 & 2).
Watched some of 2: My god those 2 girls in the house they're painting. How hard are their bodies. Jeeez.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 19 2002,18:18
| Quote (kuru @ 18 June 2002,12:57) |
| I prefer real men. |
And what does your mind define that as?
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 19 2002,18:22
| Quote (WillyPete @ 19 June 2002,10:32) |
| Watched some of 2: My god those 2 girls in the house they're painting. How hard are their bodies. Jeeez. |
mmmm....yeah....lesbians...
Posted by kuru on Jun. 19 2002,20:47
Can walk, talk, tie his own shoes, wipe his own ass, has a job and is reasonably intelligent and attractive.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 19 2002,21:01
If only I could tie my shoes.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 19 2002,21:06
It's the asswiping that disqualifies me...
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 20 2002,13:54
Remind me not to shake your hand, ever.
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 21 2002,12:03
| Quote (kuru @ 19 June 2002,12:47) |
| Can walk, talk, tie his own shoes, wipe his own ass, has a job and is reasonably intelligent and attractive. |
Do we have to be able to any two of these things at the sam time?
I just graduated to walking and chewing gum at the same time.
Posted by compact3000 on Jun. 23 2002,00:13
| Quote (Beldurin @ 16 April 2002,01:15) | ||
yeah, that get's you all kinds of respect...</sarcasm> |
you uhh... forgot the
<sarcasm>
cuz if that were a real code in HTML it would screw up the entire page
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 23 2002,04:27
Just in his underwear? Bah. Wuss.I appeared naked on Illout.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 23 2002,08:17
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 22 June 2002,22:27) |
| Just in his underwear? Bah. Wuss. I appeared naked on Illout. |
*note to self....never go to Illout*
And compact, the <sarcasm> was implied </sarcasm>
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 24 2002,23:30
You might say I have nothing to hide. And that, really, I couldn't hide it if I tried.
Posted by Necromancer on Jun. 24 2002,23:56
ok so i've seen how many posts you have put on that illout piece of shit (the average sylable per post at that place is 3 so that goes to show how "intellectual it is).really you have problems.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 25 2002,16:45
The other thing you have to look at is how long I've been there. I've been on Illout for almost 2 and a half years. And sometimes, monosyllabic speech is a hell of a lot more efficient than a wordy diatribe that means the same thing.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 25 2002,16:51
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 25 June 2002,10:45) |
| The other thing you have to look at is how long I've been there. I've been on Illout for almost 2 and a half years. And sometimes, monosyllabic speech is a hell of a lot more efficient than a wordy diatribe that means the same thing. |
mono-what? dia-huh?
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 25 2002,16:54
'zactly.
Posted by Necromancer on Jun. 25 2002,21:56
i've been at detnet for nearly two years and i'm quite a regular poster and have probably cranked up about 3000-4000 posts. you've posted some 11000 posts. thats just a sign of a muppet!
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 02 2002,14:17
Illout has served as a real-time messenger too though. I can't run MSN or shit like that at work, so I've had full conversations on there. Think of how many lines of type you go through in a ten minute conversation on MSN or something similar. Not that I need to justify my existence to you.