Topic: Girls, when you're having sex...
started by: Rshias
Posted by Rshias on Mar. 15 2002,04:38
it's ok to say "Oh God" or "Harder" but "Deeper" is fucking rude, ok?
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 15 2002,05:01
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Posted by solid on Mar. 15 2002,07:10
So use your arm. Pwned.
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 15 2002,12:59
Some women cant handle the "depth charge". You have to work it in little by little each time you hit it. Even though a womans body is meant to stretch down there you gotta work it out and not just drop it all the way in. Some women like it and some dont.
Posted by Wolfguard on Mar. 15 2002,15:46
| Quote (Rshias @ 14 Mar. 2002,23:38) |
| it's ok to say "Oh God" or "Harder" but "Deeper" is fucking rude, ok? |
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Posted by kuru on Mar. 15 2002,17:38
I've never actually said 'DEEPER', but there was one guy who I wanted to ask 'are you in yet?'I'd feel sorry for him, if he wasn't such an asshole.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 15 2002,17:50
| Quote (kuru @ 15 Mar. 2002,09:38) |
| I'd feel sorry for him, if he wasn't such an asshole. |
It always makes me laugh when girls say their ex was such an asshole, because that's usually what attracted them to the guy in the first place. You never hear a woman say "Once I was having great sex with this really nice and emotionaly supportive guy".
just an observation
Posted by editor on Mar. 15 2002,17:51
why would you sleep with....oh never mind.
Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 15 2002,18:27
| Quote (Wiley @ 15 Mar. 2002,09:50) |
| You never hear a woman say "Once I was having great sex with this really nice and emotionaly supportive guy". |
Maybe because then there'd be no reason to mention it.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 16 2002,01:26
hmm... I've heard "you're hurting me" and "ohgodnotsodeepohGODOHFUCKMEEE" plenty of times, but I have yet to hear "deeper."
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 16 2002,01:27
fscking double post!
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 16 2002,01:37
I’ve got “my hand is so soft, damn lefty”
Posted by kuru on Mar. 16 2002,03:16
Well Wiley, he ran a pretty good lie until I caught him. It took a month before the inconsistencies started appearing, another week before proof was conclusive, and then I let him have it.He was actually a good liar, managed to keep it straight in front of a lot of people.
Then I started finding out about the dishonorable discharge from the Air Force, the other girlfriend, the other other girlfriend, and a few other things.
He had me fooled for a while, but not forever.
As for the nice guys.... there was this one really great dude that I met who did something incredibly sweet for me, is really cute, was great in bed and just all around a nice guy. Other things made it somewhat an impossible situation.
Course, all but for the ONE lying sack of shit, they've all been nice guys.
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 16 2002,03:28
Hmm... This asshole sounds familiar... Was his name Jeff?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 16 2002,16:56
No, it was Nick.
Posted by liquid metal on Mar. 18 2002,02:00
| Quote (editor @ 15 Mar. 2002,12:51) |
| why would you sleep with.... oh never mind. |
lol
that was just too funny to not laugh at, in my opinion.
did no one else catch that or something?!
Posted by solid on Mar. 18 2002,02:07
| Quote (liquid metal @ 17 Mar. 2002,18:00) |
| did no one else catch that or something?! |
... *motions to talk by openening mouth and taking a breath but closes mouth again* ...
Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 18 2002,06:14
when i was having sex with the psycho bitch last year, when i tried pushing in deep she said "OW! don't do that!"
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 18 2002,13:02
Average penis length=5-6 inches.Average vagina length=5-6 inches.
I've said this before, and ill say it again..... If you've got an 8 inch porn star dick, what do you do with the extra 2 inches when you're banging a chick?
Pay attention to pornos..... the cock rarely goes all the way in, and those girls are profesional fucking cock-holsters! Think of all the nerve endings not getting stimulated.....
Maybe having a bigger dick makes you feel better in the showers at your gym, but i like having a penis that can fit inside its intended recepticle.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 18 2002,15:11
| Quote (BlackFlag @ 18 Mar. 2002,05:02) |
| i like having a penis that can fit inside its intended recepticle. |
And how deep is your boyfriend's ass?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 18 2002,16:27
Vagina stretches.Haven't had any major 'Ow, not that far' problems. One 'Hmm, that kinda burns, but in a good way'... but nothing that made me wanna tell him to 'get shorter.'
Posted by liquid metal on Mar. 19 2002,01:48
| Quote |
| ok in order for this to work i need to make you less aroused. so picture me with a large penis where my vagina is. |
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 19 2002,10:55
| Quote |
| Vagina stretches. |
good point, but i've seen some monster pocket rockets that couldn't possibly be safely used to pleasure another human. There is such a thing as too big.
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 19 2002,15:58
I ask one question. Ladies when you goto the pr0n store do you get the 6 inch or 9 inch dildo?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,16:26
They make them in 6 inch?
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 19 2002,20:38
From glancing over at that section at the porno video store they come in any size imaginable.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,20:53
All I can say is that I currently do not own 6 inch or smaller. Most chicks I know tend to prefer them a bit heftier, since the stretching of internal muscles feels really really good.
Posted by LiNeY on Mar. 19 2002,21:05
Well, I think it's a question of how much and how long you're into it. I guess most women start out with small sizes... first time you see such a thing, I figure even 6 inches must be quite impressive.
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 19 2002,21:29
the girth, goddamnit, don't forget the girth!
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,22:45
Good girth has always been more impressive than length.Who wan'ts to screw a pencil?