Topic: Don't masturbate.
started by: WillyPete
Posted by WillyPete on Mar. 11 2002,10:12
Posted by Jimi on Mar. 11 2002,12:15
Hmmmm, could this be that pleasure / pain theory?God's a bitch! Protect the kittens.
Posted by WillyPete on Mar. 11 2002,16:59
Heh, me and my buddies now have a new name for 'wankers'. Kittykillers.I guess this is a good reason for those with cat allergies to 'rub one out'.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 11 2002,17:56
| Quote (WillyPete @ 11 Mar. 2002,08:59) |
| I guess this is a good reason for those with cat allergies to 'rub one out'. |
I took aout an entire litter yesterday. Hell, one more will be dead by the time I post this.
Posted by editor on Mar. 11 2002,18:50
oh goodness, WP, that groovy picture is hosted on aohell! don't tell us you are on aol??
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 11 2002,19:56
It’s a lot like potato chips, once you open the bag you can not finish until there all gone.
Posted by smartsnake on Mar. 11 2002,23:02
Don't masturbate because John Ashcroft might come and get ya. lol
Posted by blanalex on Mar. 12 2002,04:36
| Quote (Wiley @ 11 Mar. 2002,04:56) | ||
I took aout an entire litter yesterday. Hell, one more will be dead by the time I post this. |
Oh please... that's wayyyy to much details...
btw, are you leftjackstrous, rightjacktrous or ambijacktrous?
Posted by veistran on Mar. 12 2002,05:15
wait, you're saying too much information, and THEN asking what hand(s) he uses on his meat mallet?
Posted by solid on Mar. 12 2002,08:49
[plug] Oh that was on masterslate.org a while ago...Every guy grab your hand lotion!! We must help keep the cat population low.
Hey now you can add another excuse on your rollodex labled "caught masturbating?".
Posted by Rshias on Mar. 12 2002,09:13
Ambijacktrous baby! Behind the back, under the leg, upside down! There's no limit.
Posted by peregrin on Mar. 12 2002,10:30
no one kills rompy. not even god. it will not happen.
Posted by Wiley (trading desk) on Mar. 12 2002,21:19
| Quote (blanalex @ 11 Mar. 2002,20:36) |
| btw, are you leftjackstrous, rightjacktrous or ambijacktrous? |
I gotta switch it up sometimes to keep one wrist from getting much larger then the other. And sometimes I'm so worn out from the days jacking that I need both hands.
Posted by gee ess on Mar. 12 2002,21:42
I'm getting quite the mental picture here. 
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 12 2002,21:55
Just remember!
Posted by gee ess on Mar. 12 2002,21:56
Now that's more like it.
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 12 2002,23:45
Why do you think I vote Republican?
Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 13 2002,02:23
noooooo
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 13 2002,03:20
Another reason to masturbate!
Posted by veistran on Mar. 13 2002,07:17
edit: stupid ikonboard
Posted by chmod on Mar. 13 2002,20:41
What's bukkake?On second thought.... do I really want to know what it is?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 13 2002,20:46
You don't really need to know, but morbid curiosity will probably cause you to continue in your efforts to find out.If you're serious, you could always < Ask Jeeves >
Posted by veistran on Mar. 13 2002,20:51
or visit< the home of bukkake. >
Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 13 2002,21:15
Bukkake: When a woman of a village fucks up bad, she would be taken out of said village and not be permitted to re-enter it until all of the men from said village knocked one off the wrist into her face.
Posted by Necromancer on Mar. 14 2002,00:33
now THAT's how a legal system should work!
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 14 2002,03:46
Woarown... Kshhhhhhzzzt... Woanrownroowrow... Ptooo! Kshhhhhhkawow.. Rownoarorrrr!