Topic: i got laid!!!
started by: peregrin
Posted by peregrin on Feb. 26 2002,08:08
oh, sweet!!! i actually got laid tonight!!! and now i am drunk and stoned. this is the best day ever, and i swear i will never come down. no more silent suggestions of sly sex, i am now set for a good long while. ah, sex. it's a good thing.
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 26 2002,08:43
who cares whether you actually had intercourse or not (unless it was your first time). I'm more interested in knowing whether you spend the night with a hot chick who liked you and will still like you when she's not drunk and stoned...
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 26 2002,13:38
What does it matter what she thinks the next morning?The man got laid and got his ass home.
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,13:51
Let's see;a detvet got laid and so made a topic out of it.
and we're reading it.
he *did* propagate his seed, well done!
and we're reading it.
he got all sweaty and shit and exchanged fluids with anon.
and we're reading it.
he did what "normal" ppl do all the time.
and we're reading about it like it's special...
oooh. Maybe we should do a poll on how often we get laid
we'll read about that, for sure.
no mistake, good for you. I was mixing brake fluid and bleach on the roof at 2am. Rather get laid.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 26 2002,14:20
Its not that a detvet got laidIts that HE got laid.
Ok, who won the pool? I lost since my money was on him becoming a boston priest...
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 26 2002,15:43
| Quote (peregrin @ 26 Feb. 2002,00:08) |
| i am now set for a good long while. ah, sex. it's a good thing. |
Wha!? You've tasted the fruit ...how can you be set for a long while? I always want more ...more ...more damnit!! And bring some friends along this time too.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 26 2002,16:16
He did a girl?Damnit. There goes my $50. I had mine on 'sheep.'
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 26 2002,17:09
shit, mine was on the "small animals and duct tape" category ... and on "anything that moves" ...
Posted by WillyPete on Feb. 26 2002,17:13
Do dead girls count?Set for a while huh? I was told formaldehyde left a burning sensation.
Good for you.Haha.
Funny thought... he got root.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 26 2002,17:14
| Quote |
| oh, sweet!!! i actually got laid tonight!!! and now i am drunk and stoned. this is the best day ever, and i swear i will never come down. no more silent suggestions of sly sex, i am now set for a good long while. ah, sex. it's a good thing. |
Nope, no mention of a girl in there.
You ladies may still be in the running.
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 27 2002,01:33
Ok, I am totally going out on a limb here but Im putting money on his right hand... with a double or nothing on both...."Bookie I am in for the long run!"
Posted by Anztac on Feb. 27 2002,02:03
9-->| Quote (Nikita @ 26 Feb. 2002,129) |
| shit, mine was on the "small animals and duct tape" |
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
...
So it doesn't expload when you sodimize it.
.
...sorry, that's the worst joke ever, especially if you ask it to someone in person...
Posted by peregrin on Feb. 27 2002,02:46
yes, she was a girl, yes, she liked me before, during, and after the act. she was not around while i was intoxicated. the reason that this is such a big deal is that almost by rule, girls dont like me. i just thought i'd share my joy in life and sex, and since all the topics sucked, i thought i'd make a comeback via a cool new topic the subject of which would be me getting laid. either way, i think i win. (although i am never quite sure)
Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 27 2002,03:21
Unless you get a funny rash in the next few days - yeah, you win. 
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 28 2002,19:15
| Quote (Vigilante @ 26 Feb. 2002,19:21) |
| Unless you get a funny rash in the next few days - yeah, you win. |
You wouldnt want to have to take those special everyday vitamins to suppress breakouts.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 28 2002,19:53
Love comes and goes......herpies is forever
Sad state of the universe when the doctor says "Its just herpies." and you say "Thank god."
Posted by kuru on Feb. 28 2002,21:10
Can't say I've ever heard that one from a doctor.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 28 2002,21:36
Still no sex for me, although all i have been doing this past week is feed my depression, alas. Right now sheep look good. 
Posted by veistran on Mar. 01 2002,00:07
Woooo, I have ic0n0 does a sheep.
Posted by Nikita (zoom zoom) on Mar. 01 2002,23:43
orgy, orgy, orgy ...
Posted by Wolfguard on Mar. 02 2002,01:06
| Quote (veistran @ 28 Feb. 2002,19:07) |
| Woooo, I have ic0n0 does a sheep. |
My money is on the other way around...
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 02 2002,20:42
doesn't 1 out of every 6 american adults have herpies?
Posted by editor on Mar. 02 2002,20:49
this one doesn't.
Posted by Necromancer on Mar. 03 2002,23:23
| Quote (BlackFlag @ 02 Mar. 2002,20:42) |
| doesn't 1 out of every 6 american adults have herpies? |
no thats hair-piece
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 04 2002,06:58
| Quote (BlackFlag @ 02 Mar. 2002,15:42) |
| doesn't 1 out of every 6 american adults have herpies? |
really?! damn ... how about the european imports?
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 04 2002,13:12
A french guy at my work said most people in europe take a shower about every 3-4 days. He said Americans go all out when they clean themselves.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 04 2002,16:15
That's it ...I'm moving into a bubble. Just me and my little bubble ch1x0r in a germ free world.
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 05 2002,18:40
< http://www.sinfest.net/d/20020218.html >tatsuya rocks
Posted by kuru on Mar. 07 2002,00:06
| Quote (editor @ 02 Mar. 2002,15:49) |
| this one doesn't. |
This one doesn't either.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 07 2002,00:13
Any girls want to come up cheeseland and spend time with me 
I am so lonely 
Posted by peregrin on Mar. 07 2002,00:49
tell you what ic0n0, i am planning to come down to m-town in a few weeks. and i am bringing down a bunch of female friends. i'll drop you a line.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 07 2002,00:56
Thats all right dude you don't have to drop me a line, unless those girls want to have sex with me
Posted by editor on Mar. 07 2002,05:52
Um they would have to pity you like you do.You may flame me now.
bring it on