Topic: anyone wanna have sex with a virgin
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 21 2002,01:26
< http://users.binary.net/npoole/page/ >
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 21 2002,01:56
Posted by Anztac on Feb. 21 2002,02:16
She's pretty hot, though that's really low. I'm pretty sure that's also very illegal. So, yes, in all legal sences she is a prostitute. Bet her friends have fun calling her a whore 
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 21 2002,02:23
Why would you pay for someone without any experience? I mean, if I was going to pay somebody to paint my house I would want somebody that has done it once or twice before. And the current bid is a bit on the high side, I've paid much less for a virgin.
Posted by gambit on Feb. 21 2002,05:48
Arg. The link isn't working. :/
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 21 2002,16:43
think she'll be tighter than tupperware? 
Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 21 2002,16:51
take a note of when the auction ended.
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 21 2002,23:52
| Quote (Nikita @ 21 Feb. 2002,08:43) |
| think she'll be tighter than tupperware? |
I'll bring a shoe-horn and some WD-40 with my $1,500 bucks.
Posted by The_Stomper on Feb. 22 2002,00:17
| Quote (Nikita @ 21 Feb. 2002,11:43) |
| think she'll be tighter than tupperware? |
Reminds me of that CSRadio bit where they did "The Home Shopping Network Sells Britney Spears' Virginity" - here's some juicy little tidbits.
"I swear - you're pratically gonna hafta file your junk down just to get it in!"
"Ever been to a clambake? What are the best-tasting sweetest clams? The tight ones that are hard to shut!"
"Call right now and we'll throw in a McGuire rookie card - and I defy you to slide it in this thing! I DEFY YOU!"
Hehehe. Anyone else remember that stupid "George's Quest" thing where this girl would sleep with him if he got 1 000 000 webpage hits?
Stomper