Topic: britney spears' breasts
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 15 2002,08:39
< http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britney_breasts.asp >O_o
Posted by Monke on Feb. 15 2002,17:45
(( * Y * ))\
darn.. it does grow! ahahahh
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 15 2002,22:00
Now thats funny. One of those things i did not even notice till it was pointed out to me (dont really pay enough attention to her to notice).Maybe it has to do with pressure changes and the altitude she is at?
Posted by editor on Feb. 16 2002,00:09
I can't stand her, her music, and the obsession with her in all those damn popups "I feel saturated by them!" -cr0but that flash video made an interesting point!
It'd be cool if she were on a plane that decompressed and her tits went, BAMBAM!
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 16 2002,02:02
| Quote |
| At what was first was thought to be a terrorist attack the plane that exploded last night was found to be caused by a breast explosion... |
There is a news report that would keep me laughing for a week.
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 16 2002,06:04
I think a good part of the mystery can be resolved by looking at the amazing material properties of lycron, underwire, cotton, and duct tape. I'm guessing that she really has B-cups, but has really good makeup artists/ dressers that can make her breastuses change size shape and attitude on a whim for any public appearance, in merely a few hours time.Hell, they could probably even give me big boobs if they tried.
Posted by editor on Feb. 16 2002,06:10
R i g h t we all heard about your "girlfriend's" lingerie collection...
funny they're all in your size....
Posted by LiNeY on Feb. 16 2002,13:54
I somehow doubt that you can change the "appearance" to anything from A to D. You can make a B cup look like an A or like a C (both can be quite easily achieved depending on what sort of a bra you wear), but I don't think you can get a B cup to look like those D cup breasts she has in that pic with the golden low-cut shirt. Something is really wrong there.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 16 2002,14:44
silicon outplants they slot into a bra and can make you look up to 2 cup sizes bigger
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 17 2002,01:47
Ugh I can stand implants. Small or large are fine with me. Anything larger than your hand you are risking a sprained finger.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 17 2002,01:54
nononono i said OUTPLANTS not implants 
unless you meant implants
Posted by The_Stomper on Feb. 17 2002,07:16
| Quote (Carnivore @ 16 Feb. 2002,17:47) |
| Ugh I can stand implants. Small or large are fine with me. Anything larger than your hand you are risking a sprained finger. |
It's all about PROPORTION, people. The shorter the girl, the smaller the breasts. It's a natural thing.
(Yes, I have been lurking for months.)
Stomper
Posted by kuru on Feb. 17 2002,16:22
My breasts are pretty big. A bit bigger than my hands, actually, and I've never heard anyone say they were risking a sprained finger by playing with them.I don't get the guys who say that there's something wrong with large breasts - as if they're all implants. Some of them, like mine, really did grow this size on their own. No plastic, saline or silicone added. No implants, no outplants, no creative duct-tape work.
Yet the parade of men who assume that if they're this big, they're fake, continues marching by. And so does the parade of men who are literally afraid of them. So what is it about big breasts that makes them scary?
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 17 2002,16:41
| Quote (kuru @ 17 Feb. 2002,11:22) |
| My breasts are pretty big. A bit bigger than my hands, actually, and I've never heard anyone say they were risking a sprained finger by playing with them. |
well maybe if they played with them wrong and you tried to remove said finger from the offending hand...
Me, i like them big and they dont scare me.
well. there was the ones in vagas but they looked like someone implanted bowling balls...felt like it to.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 17 2002,18:11
OK, mine are not, say again NOT bowling ball sized. They never will be. They'll never be that heavy.I would be scared myself if I saw things that big growing off of my chest.
My breasts are perfect sized for me, and if Wolfy wants to play with them, I won't break his fingers off.
Posted by editor on Feb. 17 2002,19:36
*cough*luckybastard*cough*There was an actress over last week with fake teetaahs; and she was saving up to get 'em yanked. We asked "why? those look fine!", and she told us to feel them!
The makeup artist, a guy, looked at me and we shrugged our shoulders....we both used the backs of our hands, feeling weird a little, until we felt her up...*that* was weirder.
One seemed like normal, and the other was completely stiff like the backbone of a cat or dog; it had a little push, then HARD. The Whole tit!
1 fondle = thousand words!
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 17 2002,22:08
| Quote |
| It's all about PROPORTION, people. The shorter the girl, the smaller the breasts. It's a natural thing. |
not nesscessarily! there is this girl on my floor who is short, around 5'4", but has C-D boobs. They are amazingly perfect on her. It doesn't look like she is fat or has too big boobs. She is thin, and they are perfectly large.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 18 2002,00:42
| Quote (CatKnight @ 17 Feb. 2002,17:08) | ||
not nesscessarily! there is this girl on my floor who is short, around 5'4", but has C-D boobs. They are amazingly perfect on her. It doesn't look like she is fat or has too big boobs. She is thin, and they are perfectly large. |
CK's right!
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 18 2002,03:17
oh yeah i guess that goes for nikita too 
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 18 2002,03:55
breasts are breasts...it's what they're attached to that matters...to me, at least...
it's okay if they're huge, but anything more than a handfull is wasted...
edit: I once saw a short documentary on how they implant implants...and I must say, it was gross.
Posted by The_Stomper on Feb. 18 2002,05:47
OK, so it's not all proportion ... it's all about ... damn it, well I'll try to put it into english -It's a combination of things. Size is just one of the many factors, including tone, pertness, height of girl, relative size, ratio of chest/waist/hips ... all in all it does come down to them being part of a large whole - the girl in general.
And guys - if you've got a boob fetish and you're thinking "geez, if she could grow another size and a half, she'd be perfect" about some girl on your floor, remember this - gravity does wonders. Let her be on top, and watch as gravity gives nature a hand. Then give nature a pair of hands of your own. And for the love of god, don't ignore them. Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies - but I'm sure small breasts need and respond to attention just as well as the large ones.
Stomper
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 18 2002,20:42
| Quote (kuru @ 17 Feb. 2002,00:22) |
| My breasts are pretty big. |
yeah, ok, can we see them now?
Posted by kuru on Feb. 19 2002,01:07
Some respond to attention, some don't. Some chicks like it, some don't. So play with them and let the chick's response be your guide.And no, you can't see them now. I only show them off in person, to very lucky guys.
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 19 2002,01:49
well, you can name your camera 'Austin' and take pictures. i dont care either way. 
Posted by kuru on Feb. 19 2002,01:53
There will never be pictures of my girls on the web.
Posted by Rol3x on Feb. 25 2002,10:29
damn its been a while since ive been here. what do you know, everyone is still hitting on kuru........... <me> not one bit surprised.
Posted by Rol3x on Feb. 25 2002,10:31
there we go. i told myself i was registered.
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 25 2002,17:23
| Quote (kuru @ 18 Feb. 2002,17:53) |
| There will never be pictures of my girls on the web. |
Soooo lets see a regular pic of you...
Posted by Anztac on Feb. 25 2002,20:56
Damn, been a long long time Rol3x.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Feb. 25 2002,21:52
| Quote (Carnivore @ 25 Feb. 2002,09:23) | ||
Soooo lets see a regular pic of you... |
Oh My GOD. Give it a fucking rest you idiot.
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 26 2002,00:23
It's Britney Spears' Guide to Semi-Conductor Physics!
< http://britneyspears.ac/bswp001_800x600.htm >
< http://britneyspears.ac/bswp005_800x600.htm >
hehehe...fap
Posted by kuru on Feb. 26 2002,00:41
Yeah, it seems detnet's offical sport is 'Getting Into Kuru's Pants'Everybody needs to just realize there's never gonna be another kuru pic.
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 26 2002,01:19
What about for those of us who didnt see the first one??
Posted by kuru on Feb. 26 2002,01:45
Those who snooze....don't see kuru's pic.
Posted by Rol3x on Feb. 26 2002,07:08
| Quote (TheTaxMan @ 25 Feb. 2002,13:52) | ||||
Oh My GOD. Give it a fucking rest you idiot. |
you cant ask anyone to give it a rest if it involves terribly lame and poor attempts at hitting on or any sort of sexual innuendo directed at kuru. believe me..... its never-ending.
yes its been a damn long time. good to be back.
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 26 2002,16:18
LOL Im not hitting on anyone. Besides Ive seen a few pictures of her so I was just kidding around when I was asking.... 
Posted by kuru on Feb. 26 2002,16:33
You saw pictures of me?
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 26 2002,16:35
Yes when you had the purple and dark hair pics on your website.
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,18:44
the fantasy is way better. trust me.
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 26 2002,21:14
Kuru ...didn't you have a pic of just your eye up for a bit?
Posted by Jynx on Feb. 26 2002,22:19
| Quote (kuru @ 17 Feb. 2002,08:22) |
| My breasts are pretty big. A bit bigger than my hands, actually, and I've never heard anyone say they were risking a sprained finger by playing with them. I don't get the guys who say that there's something wrong with large breasts - as if they're all implants. Some of them, like mine, really did grow this size on their own. No plastic, saline or silicone added. No implants, no outplants, no creative duct-tape work. |
Nyaaagh...
Thanks, kuru. Not only did you get me all chubby, but you made me have to lie to my wife.
It's my personal opinion that, assuming all proportions are okay, anything between a C and a DD is, like, heaven.
Oh, no, now i'm gonna have to lie again.
Posted by editor on Feb. 27 2002,12:39
ooh oohooh
I saw the pitcher of her 1.5 eyes.
am I special???
should have saved it.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 28 2002,18:32
Carnivore: Oh, ok.editor: Excuse me?
Wiley: Yes.
Jynx: My apologies. FYE, they are DDs.
editor: Maybe I'll send it to you.
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 28 2002,23:43
I got the entire pic of Kuru with the gun ...shall we start the bidding at say ....$100? *click*
um ....ok ....maybe not ...don't shoot I'll delete it.
Posted by TonyDennis on Mar. 01 2002,00:28
Haha! I remember Rol3x. He's oldschool. I still remember that story of you getting stoned with the cop. Good times...
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 01 2002,19:12
| Quote (kuru @ 28 Feb. 2002,10:32) |
| Jynx: My apologies. FYE, they are DDs. |
Oh you vile temptress you.
Goddam it's nice to have you back.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 06 2002,23:30
It's good to be back.The furniture's been rearranged and the walls were painted.....but it's still home.
Missed you too.
Posted by Megasus on Mar. 07 2002,05:58
hahaha, im so surprised anyone remembers that story about the cop. i had totally forgotten i had typed that whole thing out on here. that was a hell of a long time ago. wait im confused now. who are we welcoming back? kuru? i dunno who, but, welcome back. yea i changed my name on here. i was gettin tired of the rol3x thing. wut do we think of this one?> or dont i want to know? can anyone tell me why the hell we cant change our names on here while keeping the settings, past posts, and all that shit? btw, if it turns out there is a way to do that and i didnt find it, its cuz....... my ....... shit i got nothing. ill take whatever heat you got for me.>ducks and rolls for cover<