Topic: The fun's over, guys.
started by: Vigilante
However, that would be a fun little device to hack 
Run around the streets with a garage door opener
But heaves does have a good idea there.. Hmmmm..
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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We're doomed.
and besides, who would really wanna have needles shoved into their spine just so they could cum at a moment's notice?
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Well, no. But surely they give you something to render you unconscious? Aside from that I'm not female so it doesn't count.
Anyhow, not doomed- I agree. The thing costs 15,000 AND there's the surgury. Maybe Bill Gates will get that for his wife and when they're doing it all he does it press buttons.
You can also always throw a few EMP grenades at her and say "what're you gonna do now, huh?" and if she's really horny, she just might do you!
So you see, it's not all that bad.
they are both bi hehe.
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quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
A truck running the red light parked right on her fluid filled head...
Did you get an armful of juice at that instant?
I wonder what she would need to plug in to recharge the batteries on that. 
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damage@detonate.net
"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'
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Hey DKB shu'p ya crazy foo!
*mew* *mew mew*
i'd still prefer a man to a machine. you can't cuddle a pacemaker.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
No more masturbation, better living through technology.
uh... no.
Anyhow it's a expensive and stupid device to have put work into. Some people might really have some orgasmic dysfunctions but how rare is that.
Why aren't they doing cancer research or aids research?
The dude that filed the patent on this found it while doing research on chronic pain relief... a pretty humanitarian cause, if you ask me. Something just happened to click, and the woman had an orgasm. Yay! Then, he went to patent it for the Bling Bling. I couldn't blame him.
Not everybody can be doing Cancer or AIDS research. Not everybody is qualified, and there's a diminishing return with additional people working on it. It's not an application of manpower and resources issue.
off by a couple micros, you get an orgasm instead of an advil.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by askheaves:
The dude that filed the patent on this found it while doing research on chronic pain relief...
I see.
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Originally posted by kuru:
off by a couple micros, you get an orgasm instead of an advil.
So.. s/he could just as well be jerking around on the floor and coming at the same time? A couple microns?
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Originally posted by kuru:
the same thing has happened with electrodes implanted in the brain to help epileptics.
Umm... have you been reading, "The Terminal Man?" That was a science FICTION book...
They can also fry parts of the brain to relieve symptoms of epilepsy and parkinsons disease.
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"All is number" - Pythagoras
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quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Umm... have you been reading, "The Terminal Man?" That was a science FICTION book...
Umm...its science fact. they tap a nerve in the neck. it constantly sends signals that short out the signals that start the seisure. Thing is run by a pacemaker type device. cuts down the seisures by about 85\%
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by solid:
The thing costs 15,000
that's a pretty expensive vibrator
This message has been edited by KL1NK on February 11, 2001 at 10:07 PM
for all of these reasons, my fear has been subdued...but i'm still shaken up.
hehe....ooh ooh ah ah ah...uh oh..legs dont work heheheheheh
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
power on, change the channel, turn the volume up, change channel again, give partner orgasm, watch tv, skip commercials...
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Did that make sence? ...
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.
quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
being able to use your left and right ahnds/eyes/ears independantly of each other
That would just be damn cool.
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
1. Make all cellphones within 2 miles ring
2. Open garage doors, loot houses
3. Trip school security system, thwarting today's test
4. Totally fuck over cordless phones
5. Finally get some satisfaction out of _______'s mom.
Stomper
< http://www.newscientist.com/dailynews/news.jsp?id=ns9999397 >
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"All is number" - Pythagoras
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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street
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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
That would just be damn cool.
You can use your left and right hands independantly, and left and right halves of your brain too, ive seen stuff about some guy who drew some copy of a huge artwork and wrote out one of einsteins equations on the same chalkboard or something. i dunno, i think they are all possible, it just takes an assload of training to do.
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Originally posted by Observer:
Um, did you not see the link in the first post in this thread?
Yes, I saw it.
This is another article. Not the same text. Different information.
I though that people would appreciate another source of info.
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"All is number" - Pythagoras
please... 
I'll save you , take this jiz master 0. mew mew. says orgasmo
This message has been edited by ic0n0 on February 26, 2001 at 04:49 PM
Girl: Give it to me, you big stud.
Stud: I'm not a stud
Girl: Huh?
Stud: I'm not a stud... I'm... <rips off mask> Jizz Master Zero!
Girl: oh no, help, somebody help!
JMZ: Ain't noone gonna help you now honey
Girl: Somebody save me!
<Orgazmo breaks through wall>
Girl: Orgazomo!
Orgazmo: Unhand her, Jizz Master Zero
JZM: You can't defaet me, Orgazmo
Orgazmo: Oh yah, I can too. I'll use my Orgazmorator! phebebew.
JZM: phebebew. Oh, that feels good. oh oh oh ohohoh
Orgazmo: Now, I will kick your ass
It's sad, but that's my favorite movie