Forum: Sex
Topic: buck!
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 06 2001,12:53
futter!
Posted by peregrin on Feb. 06 2001,13:28
wouldn't it be futt bucker?

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Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 06 2001,13:32
damn you and your daily doubles you brigand!

one day it will be my turn, trebeck!

This message has been edited by CatKnight on February 07, 2001 at 08:32 AM


Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 06 2001,14:55
Mabey he's talking about sticking it in a tub of Blue Bonnet...

Oh, and did anyone ever try the cucumber thing??

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 06 2001,15:00
You have problems, Jeep

I tried the cucumber thing. It's pretty cool, but not that amazing. Problem was that the cucumber would cool down too quickly, then putting it in the microwave had the danger of it getting REALLY hot and liquidy. Much danger involved.


Posted by smartsnake on Feb. 06 2001,18:26
Yea I have its from "The Penis Mighter:
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 06 2001,18:51
Danger Danger! yeah this snake is the most deadlyist in the world! i think i'll go really piss him off by grabbin its tail. Your all right mate, your all right. Gotcha WOAH nearly got killed there Danger Danger!
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 06 2001,20:12
i thought of some more foreign flicks i snobbed...
Posted by aginor on Feb. 06 2001,23:22
i'll take the rapist for a hundred, alex.

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Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 07 2001,00:12
you mean therapists? hehe
Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 07 2001,02:32
Celebrity Jeporady is the shit!!

Trebek: And our Final Jeporady catagory will be .. ohno.. I can't belive they'd do this to me.. the Category is Famous Mothers.

Connery: *laugher* Victory is mine, trebek!

I LOVE CELEBRITY JEPORADY!

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Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 07 2001,02:33
I'll take The Penis Mightier for 赨 alex.

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Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 07 2001,05:08
Danger danger Will Robinson!

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Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 07 2001,05:54
dammit none of you ever see celebrity jeopardy?
Posted by kuru on Feb. 07 2001,09:21
trebeck: "final jeopardy, write down any letter"

*teapot music*

trebeck: "ah, mr goldblum, 2 is not a letter."

i know i didn't get the quote exact or anything, but cut me some slack. been awake for about 24 hours writing java

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Posted by Bozeman on Feb. 07 2001,10:39
Trebek: Let's see, you were supposed to write a number. French Stewart, you wrote... threeve. A combination of three and five. Let's see what you wagered... $Texas... I'm speechless...

Stewart: No I didn't get the answer from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewarts noggin.

Trebek: Fine. Mr. Reynolds...

Burt: Don't bother, I didn't write anything.

Trebek: Good man. (hits podium)


Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 07 2001,16:56
you didnt finish the quote, then he says "No, its the 'letter two'", and thats why its funny.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Feb. 07 2001,21:39
Trebeck: The Sound A dog makes.
Connery: Mooooo!
Trebeck: No that's incorect
Connery: That's the sound your mother made last night traabeck!
Trebeck: ::sigh:: the correct answer would have been bow-wow or ruff
Connery: Rough, that's the way your mother likes it traabeck!

heheheheheheheh

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on February 08, 2001 at 04:40 PM


Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 07 2001,21:43
Keanu Reeves: I'll take Colours for 贄, Alex.

Trebek: This colour ends in 'urple'

*long pause as the contestants look around*

Reeves: *beeps* Uh.. what is light-urple?

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass


Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 08 2001,00:26
you fools got all of them all wrong!!

i'll have to send them to you i don't feel like correcting all your misquotes.


Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 08 2001,01:08
Yes! Send!
I haven't seen it for a while and my quotes are slipping.
So make with the sending, CK.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass


Posted by Bozeman on Feb. 08 2001,09:46
Reeves: I shall take baloons, for 軸 please.

Trebek: That's not a category.

Reeves: My mistake, I shall take baloons for 踰.


Posted by Blain on Feb. 08 2001,19:50
Alex: Mr. Connery, why don’t you pick
Connery: looks like this is my lucky day, I’ll take “The Rapists” for 赨
Alex: No, Mr. Connery, that’s Therapists.


Alex: for final jeopardy write down a number.
Lets see what Mr. Connery wrote down.
A “V” which is a roman numeral, so despite you best efforts you answered correctly.
And you’re wager

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suc/\ it trabeck

This message has been edited by Blain on February 09, 2001 at 02:53 PM


Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 08 2001,20:01
um no for the number one, connery drew a hand giving a middile finger

you are thinking of the I [heart] boobs one.

if you want the clips icq me


Posted by DeadAnztac on Feb. 09 2001,01:31
Could I even have those clips??? Ohh I want! I want!
(/me is giddy like a giddy school boy)
(/me realizes he is a giddy school boy)

( I sound like I'm like 2 don't I? heheheh.. must be the "atmosphere" here... all my rational though is gone, only this irrational mumbo jumbo )


Posted by kuru on Feb. 09 2001,12:48
ok, dr. henry jones.

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Posted by Blain on Feb. 10 2001,01:42
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
um no for the number one, connery drew a hand giving a middile finger

you are thinking of the I [heart] boobs one.


There must be two number ones, I was thinking of the “< write down any number >” one.
The I hart Boobs one was “< where are you right now >”


Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 10 2001,06:33
my mistake i never saw that one

i like it though its one of the beter ones.

can you post links to all the videos?


Posted by Blain on Feb. 11 2001,00:38
sure

< Buck Futter >
< the letter 2 >
< what color is this >
< i think my buzzer is broken >
< swords for � >

This message has been edited by Blain on February 11, 2001 at 07:38 PM


Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 11 2001,02:13
you dont have the below me one! oh well i have it anyways
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 11 2001,03:50
I still think there's nothing funnier than David Ducovny's Jeff Goldblum. *Points at buzzer, in amazement*

Except for my friend doing an impression of Sean Connery: "And then I poked her in the pooper"


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