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Topic: Coffee, Tea, or me?
started by: Nikita

Posted by Nikita on Dec. 01 2001,18:10

I was checking out videos at the library today and there was this guy (YES, a GUY!) who borrowed:

1) Bridget Jones' Diary
2) Chocolat
3) Billy Elliot

So, what is he?
1) gay
2) planning on getting laid
3) a closet pedophile
4) has a (very pregnant?) wife to appease
5) combo of the above

Damn, I wanted to borrow Chocolat ... I got Enemy at the Gates and Quills instead.

This message has been edited by Nikita on December 02, 2001 at 01:11 PM

Posted by miNus on Dec. 01 2001,18:27

I just rented from the video store:

1) Final Fantasy
2) Along Came a Spider
3) Antitrust

Holy shit, Final Fantasy was awesome... I wish I had a playstation so I could go play FF7 all over again (that was the best one).

He's probably:

6) Going to whack off a whole bunch (WTF is Billy Elliot anyway?)

Posted by Beldurin on Dec. 01 2001,19:04

In response to the topic title: you

In response to the question: I'll say either gay or has the VERY pregnant wife.

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Posted by Wiley on Dec. 01 2001,20:30

I'd go with gay on this one. If I were planning on getting laid I would pick a movie with a really graphic sex scene to start the mood going (at least for me). I would avoid the Bridget Jones sex scene involving a pair of grandma panties. A pedophile? I'll give him the benifit of the doubt on that just because it is a public library and the hardcore freaks tend to stay away from any place that is not anonymous. This way when they catch him with the eight year old boy they can't check his library record and find out he's rented Billy Eliot sixty times. I think we can rule out the pregnant wife thing because even the most pussy whipped guy out there would try and throw one real movie into the bunch. So he's got to be gay ...or French.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Dec. 01 2001,23:15

Why the hell would a gay guy watch something like Bridget Jones' Diary?

Personally, I think a guy who rents a bunch of chick flicks either a. has a wife/girlfriend he wants to make happy, b. wishes he had a wife/girlfriend and figures watching girly movies might help him learn enough about women to get one, c. is doing research.

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 02, 2001 at 06:16 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 02 2001,04:29

Billy Elliot is about a poor Irish boy who tap dances his way out of poverty. something along those lines. an ok flick.

yeah, that guy is gay.

Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 02 2001,13:40

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
I was checking out videos at the library today and there was this guy (YES, a GUY!) who borrowed:
1) Bridget Jones' Diary
2) Chocolat
3) Billy Elliot
So, what is he?
1) gay
2) planning on getting laid
3) a closet pedophile
4) has a (very pregnant?) wife to appease
5) combo of the above
Damn, I wanted to borrow Chocolat ... I got Enemy at the Gates and Quills instead.

A closet gay pedophile who is waiting for his wife to give birth?

Hmmm...in the above stop after word 4.

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 02 2001,17:20

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
[B]I just rented from the video store:
1) Final Fantasy
2) Along Came a Spider
3) Antitrus
B]

I own all those movies, I have had antitrust for awhile but just watched it yesterday. I loved it!

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Dec. 06 2001,00:59

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
I own all those movies, I have had antitrust for awhile but just watched it yesterday. I loved it!

Saw FF and AntiTrust in theaters and have rented and watched FF about 4 times since then. Both were great.
Started to order Along Came A Spider off PPV last night but opted for something cute and watched Spy Kids instead. I liked it.

Posted by miNus on Dec. 06 2001,01:24

Yeah antitrust was cool. Very geeky

And Final Fantasy was awesome... it reminded me of the end of FF7, the game.

Posted by Hellraiser on Dec. 07 2001,05:32

Antitrust Geeky? Hah.

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