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Topic: have you ever...
started by: aginor

Posted by aginor on Feb. 02 2001,02:23

...had the shit kicked out of you by a girl?
i have. before you start ridiculing and snickering, as i can plainly see you're getting ready to do, keep in mind that i was handcuffed to the bed. that's right. handcuffed and with no other recourse other than to take the pain, i gritted my teeth, and swore to the seven hells that i would get my revenge. suffice to say, i reciprocated her treatment in kind. now here's the tricky part. i might have enjoyed it, just a little bit. does that make a wierdo?

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip

This message has been edited by aginor on February 02, 2001 at 09:59 PM

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 02 2001,02:32

quote:
Originally posted by aginor:
does that make a wierdo?

well, of course.

no shame in getting your ass kicked by a chickie (note the non-specific spelling). I'm positive that there is AT LEAST one girl who can beat me at basketball, weight lifting, tennis, snowboarding, rollerblading (i wanna meet that girl ), running, boxing, kick-boxing, guitar, Counter-Strike... and the list goes one. While strapped to a bed, there's far less shame in it.

So, out of curiousity, what the fuck could you do to piss a girl off enough to beat the crap out of you in that vulnerable state? Did you say something dumb at the time (like, "maybe we should see other people... can you loosen these cuffs?"), or were the wheels set in motion long before this?

And, for the record... ahhahahhahaahahahaahaahah. You got your ass kicked by a Girl!!!! (That's to keep the respect of my bretheren... as I listen to Sarah McLachlin).

Posted by aginor on Feb. 02 2001,02:56

no my friend, (and i feel after this little sharing episode that we're close enough to be friends), the wheels we're not in motion. i met this fine lass, pierced nipples and all, the very same night, and perhaps it was the alcohol that made me let down my guard and allow myself to be handcuffed and then turned into a whimpering little schoolgirl, who lost her way home.

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip

Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 02 2001,06:33

Wimp! There is no chick that could consistently beat me in counterstrike.

Posted by Spydir Web on Feb. 02 2001,14:12

man, women can fight. There's no doubting it... They just swing and bite and pull... guys try to keep it "fair" and just punch or something, but we should really learn from women. When you fight, just go freggin' psycho and kick ass...

I agree with demonk. i don't fight girls, let alone anyone (less I got one hell if a reason), but it is pretty fucked up how if someone starts trying to beat you up you can't fight back... It's like if a kid in a wheel chair starts to try to run over up with that thing you can't do anything but run. And if you run people are like "you wimp, you're running from a kid in a wheel chair?" and if you fight they say "you wimp, you have to beat up on a wheel chair kid?"... It's just wrong.

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Posted by demonk on Feb. 02 2001,17:44

Hey, girls should know, if you are going to beat the shit out of someone, whether it be a guy or another girl, you had better be ready for them to turn around and beat the shit out of you. I hate how our society seems to tolorate(sp?) women hitting men, but not the reverse even when the woman was the one who started the fight. I say, if she starts it, she better finish it or she will get what she desirves. Ok, I'm going back to my corner now.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 03 2001,00:49

quote:
Originally posted by aginor:
i might have enjoyed it, just a little bit.

only 9 posts, and already I like him.

you're SUPPOSED to enjoy gettin' beat up by a fine chick with pierced nipples. I wouldn't trust you if you didn't.

Next time, make sure you're both naked... and make sure to tie HER up when she's done with you

Posted by aginor on Feb. 03 2001,05:43

it wan't really a fight, it was more of a bondage/pain thing.

the physical scars healed within a week, the emotional scars still haven't.

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip

This message has been edited by aginor on February 03, 2001 at 01:11 PM

Posted by kuru on Feb. 03 2001,20:34

well it's good that you enjoyed it.

yes, you are a great big flaming pervert.

also, kudos. you should *ALWAYS* kick a girl's ass in return. or at least try to.

and a.h., any time you wanna take me on, you just go right for it

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 03 2001,20:36

she'd pop a cap in yo' ass

Posted by aginor on Feb. 03 2001,20:46

*grins at kuru* a girl after my own heart.

i just might have to take you up on that offer.

*awaits said capping of ass*

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip

Posted by kuru on Feb. 03 2001,22:17

hey hey hey now.

this is not going to turn into another god damn kuru thread.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by aginor on Feb. 05 2001,20:28

that's right. this thread is about my perversions!!!

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i said to her "you know pauline, noone stamps on a burning bag of shit anymore. noone"
the tragically hip