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Topic: Help! I'm all crap and need advice Quick!!!
started by: Jimi

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 25 2001,20:18

<Rant>OK, tomorrow I am going out with a certain someone whom I have been friends with for a while (a year). We are first going to the cinema with friends then going down to a city bar. The thing is I really like this girl and have done since I met her, but originally she really wasn't interested but a lot has changed since then (me for one, drastic change in appearence and personality). Now I'm not sure how she feels because she seems much more comfortable with me now. We have really good times together and I'm not great at this but I think there is some definate flirting going on, on my part and hers. Eg. try to picture the scene, The other day she was waiting for her bus so I offered to wait with her, well all the time we were there she was on the seat with her legs outstretched and I was standing up with my legs either side of hers and she was happily rooting through my pockets and messing with my shirt (I was wearing a t-shirt with a shirt undone over the top) doing it up and whatever... It doesn't sound like alot but we are really close and I know this is out of character for her and there isn't a chance she would of acted like this when we first met, and during lessons at college there is a lot of tickling and messing about going on, also out of character.

And also she can't get home that night so I said she could stay at mine if she wanted, I was expecting a no as she has always had a problem with satying over at mine before but I was shocked when she said yes, aggghhhhh I don't know what any of this means, I've never had a real relationship in my life and I'm screwed if I know what I've got to do.
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<Question>
Tomorrow what do I do, I don't want to go over the top and blow it all but I do want to do something, my friends have said I should just talk to her but I don't know if that would make things awkward.
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Save me Det Net, any advice welcome. Dark Angel 99, wanna return the favour from the 'I A Girl' Thread (remember me?). Anyone, any advice just god please help!

Edit: missed a bit.

This message has been edited by Jimi on November 26, 2001 at 03:21 PM

Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 25 2001,20:58

take nothing a girl does to mean she likes you. it gets oyu in trouble. i try to make it clear to girls that i don't take things over face value, unless they come out and clearly give notice that they're trying to get my attention. my suggestion is go about it in a "friend" way.. and if something else happens naturally, let it..

that's just me, and because of this, i can't read women's signals for shit anymore.

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Posted by Gumm0 on Nov. 25 2001,22:44

OH christ, im reading this and im this close to hurling all this 'ive never had a relationship, ive never liked a girl, is this right is that right, she played with my shirt, oh oh oh, i still have my dad wipe my ass' fucking- A man!

Cinema is really impersonal.Skip it and just g..g.get her drunk so sh.. sh... she doesn't give a flying fuck what your like. Then you won't be all uptight then s..s..say casually 'would you like to stay at my place' im sure you can figure the rest from there.

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When i think of one you'll know

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 25 2001,22:44

Ok, I can't read women's signals for shit either (a girl once handed me her panties when we were out and I thought she was kidding ..she told me a week later that she wasn't ...fuck I'm an idiot) but I do know this for a fact. Get the fuck out of the "friend zone" fast!! Trust me on this. I had a girl I was friends with for way too long, when it got to be more then friends it was too awkward to last. The problem was that we had been telling eachother our most intimate details (even graphic accounts of our sexual relationships with other people we were dating) for too long. It's hard to have a budding romance when there is no mystery.
Trust me, make your move. If she's into you it's all good. If not tell her that you were stupid and had a bit too much to drink ...it won't happen again and you value her friendship. Then do what you can to keep her around as a friend, but be warned you may be doomed to listen to stories about the jerk she doesn't even like but is sleeping with anyway. And why can't he be more like you ...but she won't do you because you're just friends.</rant>

Posted by miNus on Nov. 25 2001,23:36

quote:
Originally posted by Gumm0:
OH christ, im reading this and im this close to hurling all this 'ive never had a relationship, ive never liked a girl, is this right is that right, she played with my shirt, oh oh oh, i still have my dad wipe my ass' fucking- A man!
Cinema is really impersonal.Skip it and just g..g.get her drunk so sh.. sh... she doesn't give a flying fuck what your like. Then you won't be all uptight then s..s..say casually 'would you like to stay at my place' im sure you can figure the rest from there.

/me snatches the torch from askheaves and revives the smoldering embers
< http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000568.html >

LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!

Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 25 2001,23:54

bend her over the couch and stick it in her butt...she'll thank you for it later.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 26 2001,00:11

quote:
Originally posted by Gumm0:
OH christ, im reading this and im this close to hurling all this 'ive never had a relationship, ive never liked a girl, is this right is that right, she played with my shirt, oh oh oh, i still have my dad wipe my ass' fucking- A man!
Cinema is really impersonal.Skip it and just g..g.get her drunk so sh.. sh... she doesn't give a flying fuck what your like. Then you won't be all uptight then s..s..say casually 'would you like to stay at my place' im sure you can figure the rest from there.

I hates me some fuckin rabbits.

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Posted by Gumm0 on Nov. 26 2001,01:01

WTF? You have a fucking gayass heirarchy in h.s then you come to the forums and try and maintain that same high school shit here, Minus take that thread reference that doesn't mean jack squat and plug your back end with it.

This rabbit stanks, he smells like shit.

This message has been edited by Gumm0 on November 26, 2001 at 09:32 PM

Posted by askheaves on Nov. 26 2001,01:36

Minus, you can have that torch.

As for you, Jimi... I'd say, Carpe Felum. But, tactfully. Maybe talk about what you want from the world with her around, and see if she's receptive (mostly talking about women, of course). Watch something on TV and sit next to her... close. Try something subtle and see if she goes for it. There's ways of encroaching on her personal bubble to see if she's interested without warding her off. And, there's ways of knowing she's uncomfortable, meaning she's not interested. It's a subtle art, but one that you can practice now. Very useful later in life.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 26 2001,01:40

quote:
Originally posted by Gumm0:

This rabbit stanks, he smells like shit.

Fucking classic.

He looks like a queer rabbit.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer

Posted by sHuoReNviOLiN on Nov. 26 2001,01:52

What an entrance...

I give him 3 days. Anyone else, bets?

Posted by just_dave on Nov. 26 2001,01:56

quote:
Originally posted by sHuoReNviOLiN:
What an entrance...
I give him 3 days. Anyone else, bets?

I will call that bet...

As before I was interested on this same subject here: < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000484.html >

Posted by Gumm0 on Nov. 26 2001,02:07

I can feel the love. Don't be mad Minus give me a kiss.

Posted by Hexeth on Nov. 26 2001,02:11

Can anyone say "Dogknight"?

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Posted by Vainness on Nov. 26 2001,02:12

Interesting two people have actually seen this whitetrash movie.This is a warm family movie for all.

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Posted by Gumm0 on Nov. 26 2001,02:40

Look bitch, its actually quite a good movie.

Id give you my two sense about it, so as to enlighten your biased stuck up self but... all of a sudden ive got this sudden urge to touch myself .... Since you seem to be the only girl around here ...what are you wearing?

Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 26 2001,02:51

quote:
Originally posted by Gumm0:
Look bitch, its actually quite a good movie.
Id give you my two sense about it, so as to enlighten your biased stuck up self but... all of a sudden ive got this sudden urge to touch myself .... Since you seem to be the only girl around here ...what are you wearing?

two sense? Brilliant.

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When everything is examined for what it really is, the only thing that I can truly claim as my own is the mistakes that I have made.

Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 26 2001,03:42

i'm really confused.. i surely hope that the n00b is someone playing a joke.. hell, even i didn't come off that stupid. and damn, i'm sure i came off really stupid.

i'm sure he'll learn as i did, to keep the mouth shut, and lurk for a bit...

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Posted by Jimi on Nov. 26 2001,09:47

Jesus, Spydir was right this place is full of just dicks who flame each other now (http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001551.html) to those who offered sensible advice thankyou very much, but to Gumm0, you are a fuck wit just because you have the brain of a five year old who just learnt how to type doesn't mean you are hard. If you had any sense at all you would of read some previous posts to learn about the people on here and in which case you would know my dad died so go fuck yourself.

askheaves, something sutble such as what, I genuinely don't have a clue.

I'm leaving the house to meet her out of work at 5:20GMT so I will have one last look in here, then I have to go.

Thank you all (well some of you) the feedback was much appreciated.

Wish me luck peeps

Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,21:05

Wishing you fuck!

I mean luck

Posted by Gumm0 on Nov. 26 2001,23:30

Ok tard maybe you didn't re-read your post but as I read it, the image of an INSECURE, low selfesteemed scrawny I need someone to help me cut my food up into pieces image overtook me. I could do nothing but respond in such a manner.

Also, FUCKWIT as you so lovely put it.
I have read about your pathetic self. You trying make some sort of pity case here? We need all the baby boomers to die so the new and upcoming group of youth can overtake this mess and do something right with it. Everyone dies. And its a 6yr old!!!! damnit not 5. Did you ask mom if it was ok to masturbate tonite?

This message has been edited by Gumm0 on November 27, 2001 at 06:31 PM

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 27 2001,07:21

Die! Nothing else just suck on a car exhaust pipe, shoot yourself in the head, jump off a building, no one in this forum minds how you do it as long as it's quiet...

I think most of det net is probably with me even if it does still say lam0r about

<-------Here somewhere

Posted by kuru on Nov. 27 2001,08:34

Jimi:

This input comes with the disclaimer that not all chicks are the same, so it could be totally wrong.

I don't stick my hands in a guy's pockets, feel around, check out the goods, and in general play with any part of his body unless I'm interested in something. Like, oh, screwing his brains out until he's ready to die from exhaustion.

You should put the feelers out. Watch TV with her and sit close. Stand behind her and put your hands on her shoulders. If she's ok with that, rub them. It'll progress naturally.

Backrubs are notorious for going from 'just a friendly shoulder massage' to 'tonsil hockey world championships' if there's any spark of mutual interest at all. Also, if done to a friend, it's not usually a 'suspect action'. I doubt it'll freak her out too much.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by SLATE on Nov. 27 2001,09:17

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
Jimi:
Backrubs are notorious for going from 'just a friendly shoulder massage' to 'tonsil hockey world championships' if there's any spark of mutual interest at all. Also, if done to a friend, it's not usually a 'suspect action'. I doubt it'll freak her out too much.

Oh god, how true that is.....
*sigh*

(edit)
Not to mention some boobies sometimes get played with and licked too....
*sigh, again*

Those were the days...

This message has been edited by SLATE on November 28, 2001 at 04:20 AM

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 27 2001,10:12

Thanks kuru, that makes alot of sense, however it is too late as we were out yestersday but thankyou and keep it coming this is golden. There is always the next time. I'm gonna be having a party sometime in the next few days so maybe I can work the det net charm then.

If this goes well I could get to 4th base then all her base are belong to me!

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 27 2001,10:12

If this goes well I could get to 4th base then all her base are belong to me!

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 27 2001,13:29

DOUBLE POST! MUAHAHHA

err yeah. So, what happened the other day? Anything?

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 27 2001,20:05

Nothing happened, everything sucked. She Was bored and quite honestly so was I as two people left early the two left were together so they were busy all night (Yes that's right), but like I said there is always next time.

Anyway, I should really take notes. Keep it coming this is very much appreciated.

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 27 2001,20:37

Everything sucked? Oh man, that really blows ...

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 27 2001,20:59

Yeah it's really gutting but i'll live, i'm quite resiliant and i'm not one to give up just because I didn't know how to act that particular day either. So I am currently organising a bit of a get together since mum is going on holiday for a few days. Sounds like i've got a plan.

Besides, a lot of good has come out of this thread if nothing else, for example I have been given some top tips plus it now says l33t hax0r under my name, now that's an achievement.

edit: Stupid mode deactivated.
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This message has been edited by Jimi on November 28, 2001 at 03:59 PM

Posted by Gumm0 on Nov. 27 2001,22:55

NOW DON'T go doing too much over there. Wouldn't want you to really accomplish something.

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 27 2001,23:53

Well, the first time I was with this girl that I liked and I was unsure what she felt, but there was major flirting, I wouldn't have gotten the balls to do anything if a mutual female friend didn't give me the heads up that she liked me. Turns out after I gave her a nice back rub, she turned around and the making out began. Yeah, back rubs are mad good. Get her alone in a dark room.. Its more romantic and whatnot if there is just a little light.. like maybe a tv or something. Just make sure the volume is down and all. And enjoy the action.

Posted by miNus on Nov. 28 2001,01:22

"Shut up bitch the Simpsons are on!"

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 28 2001,01:26

I'm giving you a few option on accout of your age here.
Put on some slow music (or Teletubbies), sip a little wine(or cherry coke), talk about the weather(or Pokemon), give her a gentle massage (or touch her and run away giggling). And then slip her some roofies ...everything will work itself out, just relax a bit!

Posted by Jimi on Nov. 28 2001,18:14

Today went well, we were getting on really great all day and during our break we were both huddled together under her one small umbrella, for an hour... later on we were in the college cafe (sofas and stuff) we were sitting next to each other and she rested her head on my shoulder (makes me think since this is a girl who will very rarely hug anyone let alone show any other form of affection) then a few seconds later it seemed like it suddenly occoured to her that my mate was sittng opposite as she quickly sat up, she doesn't seem to be comfortable being affectionate at all around him.

Anyway, i'm going to see if she is up for a drink tomorrow, and also I am sorting having a couple of friends round on saturday for beer a videos, she obviously invited.

Keep the ideas coming people, I really do appreciate it.

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 28 2001,18:29

Jimi, we all love you, but dude ... don't set up a webcam and hidden earpiece/microphone for real-time guidance/coaching when you finally get some ...

Oh wait ... DO set it up!

Posted by kuru on Nov. 29 2001,14:00

Damn Nikita....you are one serious hardcore perv.

Anyway, dude, if you wanna get physical with the girlie, hang out with her alone again. She'll prolly be a lot more friendly than she was in front o' yer mate.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 29 2001,14:31

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
Damn Nikita....you are one serious hardcore perv.

You say that like its a bad thing.

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Posted by CaptainEO on Nov. 30 2001,08:38

Yow! I just have to say that if I had read this thread like five years ago I would be... much happier now... It's all true; thanks all.

Maybe det.net should be a required part of HS health class... Oh wait but then people might learn something.

Posted by Jimi on Dec. 01 2001,20:44

Ok, here's the plan tell me what you think.

Tomorrow (monday) I am going to invite her for a few drinks to one of two pubs, one has a sofa and a proper fireplace, one isn't quite so nice but the staff know me, i'm thinking fireplace. She is going to be worried that she can't get home so I have arranged tonight for here to get a lift home (if all goes well she won't be going home though :-)

We will head back to mine in time to be there just before Cold Feet Starts on TV, Then comes the sitting close and back rubbing as advised.

If all goes well I shall weild my (no not that) my powers that I have at my college, I am very respected by people in high places. Anyway I will organise it so that next monday we will finish all the lessons, then I will ask her if she wants to just pop up to the student union quickly, and awaiting her will be champagne or wine, i'm not sure which one is appropriate, and a nice light meal. Then we will make use of the sofas in the union and the TV and stereo etc.

Then just relax, cuddle, and generally be all over each other. Assuming everything goes to plan.

That's got to work hasn't it, I just discussed this with a male friend and a female friend and they both agreed that she would love it.

Feedback and extra tips please...

Posted by miNus on Dec. 01 2001,21:31

"The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry."

Other than that, Houston, we have liftoff!

(Good luck!)

edit: Basically what I mean is just don't OVER PLAN, just go with it. *ahem* this coming from a guy who hasn't gotten any action, feel free to ignore me

This message has been edited by miNus on December 02, 2001 at 04:33 PM

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Dec. 01 2001,21:42

Jimi, #1 thing for you to do is RELAX. I know the thought of gettin' it on with a hot girl that you're close to is... maddening... BUT plotting & scheming to get her into bed is a. not cool (this isn't some ho you just met, she's your FRIEND) and b. a very good way to make yourself SO nervous you totally blow it. Don't plan so much, man, just be good to her and go with the flow and see what happens.

Just keep being the same nice, respectful guy you've obviously been to her, and add in some extra warmth and cuddlyness. Let her know she's very special to you - saying "you know how special you are to me, right?" is easy and it gets the point across very well. Or just tell her, the next time she's being insecure, that you think she's perfect the way she is.

And when she snuggles up to you, just snuggle up back, enjoy the fact you're close to a cool girl, and make sure to tell her that you like being close to her.

And remember to let everything happen *slowly*. Look at it this way - you push it now, you might get laid once or twice, and then she'll probably freak out and that's the end of that... and you only got laid once or twice. If, on the other hand, you go for the whole warm & cuddly, "damn! I love you!" approach, you're just as likely to get laid in the long run, but you'll get to do it over & over & over & over...

ladies? Do you agree?

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 02, 2001 at 04:44 PM

Posted by Vigilante on Dec. 01 2001,21:58

The other problem with his approach is that he's raising the bar for the rest of us shmucks. Grrr.

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Posted by askheaves on Dec. 02 2001,00:46

Damn you and your UK pubs! In my day, we couldn't go to the pubs/clubs/bars because we'd go to jail! And then where would we be? We'd get some, alright!

I can't stop but think about how much easier it would have been to get chicks in college if I could go to the bar before my senior year... when I didn't have time/energy to go to the pubs/bars/clubs. Curse this legal drinking age crap. It cost me... opportunity... *sigh*

Posted by Jimi on Dec. 02 2001,11:37

I think some of you may of misunderstood my intentions,I don't want to just woo her so I can sleep with her a couple of times. I really care about this girl so the last thing I want to is screw up and upset her in any way.

It's just that you can't imagine how great she is, and it's getting very hard to do things right and play it slow, I know what I've got to do but my heart is making it really hard to take my time. My mind is saying take it easy don't scare her, but my heart wants to just take her in my arms and just hold her and kiss her all night.

Posted by Nikita on Dec. 02 2001,12:02

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
My mind is saying take it easy don't scare her, but my heart wants to just take her in my arms and just hold her and kiss her all night.

Ding ding ding! *melt* Just keep the hormones in check and you'll be just fine.

pssst, so ... what comes after the kissing? aww just picking on ya

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Dec. 02 2001,15:23

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
It's just that you can't imagine how great she is, and it's getting very hard to do things right and play it slow, I know what I've got to do but my heart is making it really hard to take my time.

Well! We all agree with your mind, so that ought to make it easier.

Posted by [liquid] meta on Dec. 02 2001,15:50

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Ding ding ding! *melt* Just keep the hormones in check and you'll be just fine.
pssst, so ... what comes after the kissing? aww just picking on ya

you make her kneel, drop your pants, open her mouth and tell her to close her eyes; here comes a big surprise.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Dec. 02 2001,16:52

quote:
Originally posted by [liquid] meta:
you make her kneel, drop your pants, open her mouth and tell her to close her eyes; here comes a big surprise.

Icecream?

Posted by Beldurin on Dec. 02 2001,19:36

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Icecream?

Eyes cream? I'm sorry, I'm sorry...I just couldn't resist.

/me hangs his head in shame

edit: /me hangs his head in stupidity, too
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This message has been edited by Beldurin on December 03, 2001 at 02:36 PM

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 02 2001,20:38

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
My mind is saying take it easy don't scare her, but my heart wants to just take her in my arms and just hold her and kiss her all night.

And your dick is remaining quiet through all that nonsense?

Posted by miNus on Dec. 04 2001,11:31

His penis probably wants his heart to win... so it can commandeer the ship.

Don't let your one eyed pirate friend win!

Viva la resitance!

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 04 2001,16:28

OK first things first, it totally sounds like this girl has a thing for you. She might hesitate a little because she doesn't want to ruin the friendship between you two. Maybe she is waiting for you to make a move? Like Kuru said, I wouldn't mess around in some guys pockets unless I had a thing for him so that must mean she likes you! Why don't you call her up and tell her the way you feel, or invite her over and tell her. If some guy did that to me my heart would melt! And trust me Jimi you are such a sweetie I am sure this girl couldn't resist you!

(How old are you???) If by some chance I don't have a boyfriend and I am in the UK I would totally want to see you and kiss all over ya, if by some chance this doesn't work out with this girly of yours!

This message has been edited by Dark-Angel99 on December 05, 2001 at 11:29 AM

Posted by biohazard on Dec. 04 2001,16:46

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Viva la resistance!

Famous last words ...

Posted by Jimi on Dec. 04 2001,19:24

OK, in answer to DA99, i'm 18 and looking forward to your possible visit

Just so I know when is it champagne and when is it wine, and is it red or white wine etc.

And would I get away with pot noodle from the machine just downstairs from the union kidding.

She needs a Net connection set up so I offered to go round and do it for her, she accepted so heres to a corney porno scene.

I have to plug this in then and mess with your protocals babe!

Wait I think that has been in another thread elsewhere, let's not get sidetracked.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 04 2001,21:32

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
OK, in answer to DA99, i'm 18 and looking forward to your possible visit

Do you happen to have a pic you could post, or even better a cam?

Posted by Jimi on Dec. 05 2001,06:20

I don't at the minute but I could work on it, also I have no idea how to post a picture directly onto the forum. So if I get my site finished quite quickly it'll be on there. My friend has a digicam and I may buy one soon so i'm afraid patience will have to play a part.

Hmmm patience, strange how much that has been mentioned in this thread.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 05 2001,15:59

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
I don't at the minute but I could work on it, also I have no idea how to post a picture directly onto the forum. So if I get my site finished quite quickly it'll be on there. My friend has a digicam and I may buy one soon so i'm afraid patience will have to play a part.
Hmmm patience, strange how much that has been mentioned in this thread.

That sounds great cause I have lots of patience! Looking forward to seeing your picture!!!

Posted by Jimi on Dec. 05 2001,20:53

She hasn't been feeling well recently and she's been off work and college so I haven't seen her, but today I went round her house (1 hours drive) with a bunch off flowers, a box of chocolates, a get well card, and she had msged me earlier that day saying "I need sleep and orange juice" so I took her some OJ, when I got there I gave them to her and said I can't help you sleep but I can bring orange juice, corney I know.

Anyway if she doesn't get the message now there is nothing left I can do short of writing it out in big letters and showing her, whilst telling her.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 05 2001,21:31

OMG! That was like soooooo sweet of you! I would die if a guy actually brought me flowers...*sniff sniff*, I am 20 years old and have never gotten flowers from a guy! There must be something wrong with me!

Posted by miNus on Dec. 05 2001,23:04

There's nothing wrong with you, just the guys you have been dating!

Damn, I'm on the wrong coast!!!

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 05 2001,23:17

Dark-Angel99,

These flowers are for you.
I know they are not real ..only made of pixels glowing beneath the glass, but that's only because that's how you make my heart feel ..like it's glowing inside my chest.
Can we have sex now?

Posted by miNus on Dec. 05 2001,23:25

Lame? Yes.
Cheesy? Maybe.
Effective? Most likely.

Posted by Observer on Dec. 06 2001,02:33

Does this mean we'll be adding another pair to the list of Detnet couples, past and present?

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Posted by Jimi on Dec. 06 2001,08:35

I've got to wait until monday before i'll see her again now, that's when she said she would probably be in college next.

really nervous because I'm really bad at the whole talking about intermate subjucts thing, hence why most of my troubles are discussed here.

What do I do if she doesn't say anything, what do I say if she does... Ok Jimi just be cool, calm down. hmmmm

It's really weird, i'm looking forward to monday, yet i'm also dreading it.

Posted by Nikita on Dec. 06 2001,10:23

Show, don't tell ...

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 06 2001,12:17

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Was that meant for me or is that like some kind of poem you found on the net cause its pretty!

I just made it up, but it is yours to keep forever now. As for making the list of Detnet couples you'll have to fight it out with my betroved < pictured with me here >.
Might I suggest wrestling in mud?

This message has been edited by Wiley on December 07, 2001 at 07:17 AM

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 06 2001,16:32

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
I've got to wait until monday before i'll see her again now, that's when she said she would probably be in college next.
really nervous because I'm really bad at the whole talking about intermate subjucts thing, hence why most of my troubles are discussed here.
What do I do if she doesn't say anything, what do I say if she does... Ok Jimi just be cool, calm down. hmmmm
It's really weird, i'm looking forward to monday, yet i'm also dreading it.

Jimi, don't be nervous! Everything will work out for the better. If she doesn't like you then she doesn't deserver you. Its as simple as that.

I can't imagine her not falling for you though. Just wait and see everything will be ok!

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 06 2001,17:19

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Dark-Angel99,

These flowers are for you.
I know they are not real ..only made of pixels glowing beneath the glass, but that's only because that's how you make my heart feel ..like it's glowing inside my chest.
Can we have sex now?

Was that meant for me or is that like some kind of poem you found on the net cause its pretty!

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Dec. 06 2001,17:20

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Does this mean we'll be adding another pair to the list of Detnet couples, past and present?

I don't know, does it?

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Dec. 06 2001,20:49

talking about "intimate subjects" isn't as hard as you're sure to make it out to be in your mind.

It can be emotionally difficult, I know. But remembering the following things might help you stay as calm as you can in the situation :

- Physically speaking, it's no harder to say "you are very special to me" than "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke."

- Regardless of whether she accepts, rejects, or acts like she didn't hear you, she's as nervous as you are.

- Girls usually think that guys who are nervous but try anyway are very brave and therefore very cute.

- For that matter, girls judge guys with completely different criteria than guys judge other guys. Unless you betray their trust, girls are usually less harsh in their judgements.

- Don't worry about saying something stupid in front of a girl. Unlike your male friends who tease you relentlessly, a girl is unlikely to notice that you said something lame, and if she DOES notice she'll probably think it's cute.

- This is probably going to get me strung up by my nuts, but... girls are more insecure than they appear. This means that a good, honest compliment- something like blurting out "you have really pretty eyes" the moment after you think it- will do wonders. The trick is not to plan what you're gonna say, just let all the good, warm things you're thinking fly out of your mouth, and keep the negativity inside where it belongs.

- Finally, GIRLS AIN'T GUYS, so try not to think about what your male friends would think of what you're saying to her, and especially don't think that she's thinking the same way. Although they are capable of some pretty horrible things, as a general rule girls are much, much kinder than men.

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 07, 2001 at 03:50 PM

Posted by Jimi on Dec. 11 2001,21:21

I got a back rub off her today, it was cut short due to an interuption but that's gotta be good, we then went down the most romantic place I know of she liked it but unfortunatly because I haven't passed my test yet I had to get transport of my friend so I don't think she was as relaxed as she could of been.

Posted by CaptainEO on Dec. 12 2001,09:33

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi:
we then went down the most romantic place I know of she liked it...

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Dec. 12 2001,09:51

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i'm afriad expulsion is the ONLY answer, it's the opinion of the entire staff that DKB is criminally insane!

Posted by Trog on Jan. 10 2002,11:44

Okay, I can't be the only one who's wondering (okay, I might be, but I still want to know...)

How's it going, Jimi? �Are you still here? (and are you still hanging in there?)

T

edit: Bracket Balance � �

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 10 2002,17:41

Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ Dec. 12 2001,04:51)

just ask her if she wants to wrestle when your sitting together at home. guarranteed to find out how she feels about you i promise you! and the best part is you dont even have to be good at it or even win!<P>------------------
i'm afriad expulsion is the ONLY answer, it's the opinion of the entire staff that DKB is criminally insane!

hey, when you "wrestle" with a girl, you always win.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Jan. 10 2002,21:52

Quote (Trog @ Jan. 10 2002,11:44)

Im kinda wondering too Jimi!

Posted by Jimi on Jan. 11 2002,20:06

Wow, I just saw this thread near the top again and thought WTF, I didn't know you all cared so much... I don't know what to say, I love you all.

Anyway, nothing has happen with the one who got... wow 3 pages of detnet devoted to her but in the time between my last post and now I have met someone. She is called Donna, she's really great, and funny etc etc you've all heard it.

And yes, I'm very happy. Sorry DA99, I know you had a bit of a flame burning for me...

Anyway, do you want me to keep you all posted or what?

Posted by Nikita on Jan. 11 2002,20:12

yes, details, the juicy ... slimy ... steamy ... glistening details!

Posted by Jimi on Jan. 11 2002,20:30

Cool it Nikita, I'm not going to tell you about the time when nobody was home and we just couldn't keep our hand from tearing off each others clothes as every window in the house steadily steamed up... Wait you tricked me.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 12 2002,04:15

i'm ready to be a man whore if anyone wants me......ok i guess thats a no then. i'll be on my way then.

Posted by Jimi on Jan. 14 2002,18:20

yeah, so fish... you see.

Fish are great, they swim and shit, i'm sorry everyone i'm on a bit of a weird excitable energy trip. I'm sure it won't last long so i'll be back to my normal self soon.

Dark Angel 99, will you marry me, you're funny.

I just ran through the student union pretending to be an aeroplane, i'm 18... there is something very wrong going on here.

bye bye, i'll love you and leave you all now so I can calm down and get rid of some of this suger that I have consumed.

mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

fish fish fish... w00t

Posted by WrineX on Jan. 27 2002,22:49

Are you positive it was sugar?

It might have been white but ... who knows!

Posted by Jimi on Jan. 28 2002,00:10

Well unless they put cocain in sprite now yeah, I should imagine it was sugar.

But here's to hoping, I don't feel any stange addictions or cravings but I posted that quite a while ago so I may of gotten over them.

Posted by Atepe on Feb. 10 2002,12:38

Jimmi are you saying that you're not even with the girl you started this topic talking about? That's a little strange ... but I liked reading this topic anyways. It reminds me of a relationship I have with this one girl. No details though ... it's bassically what's already been discussed that's why I was so interested in this topic. So what happened to the other girl, huh?

Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 10 2002,18:07

Quote (Wiley @ 05 Dec. 2001,18:17)

Can we have sex now?

ummm, hehe, ah
that doesn't rhyme with anything!

Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 11 2002,16:39

Quote (Jimi @ 27 Jan. 2002,19:10)

Well unless they put cocain in sprite now yeah, I should imagine it was sugar.

There are other things than cocaine and sugar that are white... considering the forum this is posted in I think you should think twice before making an assumption like that.

Posted by Nikita on Feb. 11 2002,16:44

nutrasweet! talcum powder! crushed bone! anthrax spores! oh my!

Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 11 2002,17:13

And some things that are offwhite or colorless too...

Posted by editor on Feb. 11 2002,18:40

Ikon board=buggy! it doesn't say 1337 hax0r under your name, Jimi, but I can fix dat.

I keep seeing all these pix people post on this thread, and they're all li'l red x's.... and I'd love to see them. Yes, I reloaded the page. Please fix so I can lurk and see them!
Good luck Jimi, and remember some of those who flame you might be very, very young.

Posted by Jimi on Feb. 12 2002,00:13

Wow, I like my new title, I may not live up to it though because that would make me a huuuuuuge wanker!

Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,22:59

well, you're right about the wanker part....heheheh!

You *do* know you can change your title yourself, right?

Posted by Jimi on Feb. 16 2002,04:01

Yeah I know I can but I like that title, it describes my cheeky character well. Being a 1337 h4x0r stud has a certain... "yeah he's a piss taking git" feel to it.